It’s Mrs. Matt, actually

Group projects should be all the proof you need that communism will never work.

@CCPISASSH0E @Bubola @hib343434 My sensibilities have never been so offended

You’re welcome @Bubola @hib343434

7 things every kid needs to hear: 1. I love you 2. I’m proud of you 3. I’m sorry 4. I forgive you 5. I’m listening 6. Communism has failed every time it was tried 7. You’ve got what it takes

@CCPISASSH0E Hurtful 😔

Exactly

@ohnotthatmimi It really is 😍

@SayAnythingH But it’s soooo cute

these are technically bangs and none of you stopped me.

Looked at pear wrong and bruised it

@Yoc_Star No but would try

@SayAnythingH Bacon cucumber tomato?

BCT >>>> BLT. I will take no questions at this time.

@CCPISASSH0E @nogooddeed2 🤣🤣🤣 💯

Me being put in the Uber after a night out with @nogooddeed2

@SayAnythingH I do the old BLTC

@SayAnythingH Is the “C” cheese?

@FiremanNota Fine, but you are the only exemption

@SayAnythingH But it’s me 🥺

@Bo_cee_fuss Wow, it’s like you don’t know me at all

@SayAnythingH That better not be carrot.

@FiremanNota I said no questions

@OccamsFork Including this one

That’s a crime in 27 states.

Drove 10 miles without seeing a dollar general, it’s practically a third world country up in these parts

@iGreenGod @TheReaIRobG YEEE

Question of the day: What is the word you say the most in a day?

Might get tipsy tonight and do our taxes. What could possibly go wrong?

@CCPISASSH0E @4thOfJuly365 I’d try it

@4thOfJuly365 Cc: @SayAnythingH

Serious question. Are there any cheese fanatics or connoisseurs out there that would eat cheese so old that it grew hair on it? Be honest. Me: NO

Honestly I feel a little sorry for people who can’t even look at a good morning post without needing to make a political comment. It must be exhausting.

Hey, remember when not everything in life was political? Those were good times.