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Second City Cop
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@TraceyRyniec Because the city is ran by people who are not only stupid, but they have zero business sense and many can't even pay their own bills on time.
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Why are we killing our small businesses?
Chicago Sun-Times@Suntimes
Chicago hiked some business license fees by as much as 400% this year, according to the city's Department of Business Affairs and Consumer Protection. For example, fees for two-year regulated business licenses jumped from $250 to $1,000 on Jan. 1. chicago.suntimes.com/small-business…
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The last paragraph of this dingbat's story....
"In all, Chicagoans filled 6,371 allegations of misconduct against CPD officers during 2025, a decrease of more than 18% from 2024 to 2025, according to COPA data."
GFY Heather with your clickbait.
Heather Cherone@HeatherCherone
The number of excessive force allegations filed against Chicago Police Department officers rose 46% between 2022 and 2025, according to new data from the agency charged with investigating serious police misconduct. @wttw news.wttw.com/2026/02/23/exc…
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Raise your hand if you support the death penalty.
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Courtney Spinelli@CourtSpinelliTV
“He was my youngest son and now I have to bury him because someone decided to take his life.” A heartbroken Carlos Figueroa says his son Daniel, 28, was the man killed this AM while delivering for Uber Eats. After exiting Loretto Hospital, sources say he was dragged by suspects who stole his mini van. Daniel’s dad says it was his last delivery before he was heading home. 💔 @WGNNews
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@RamsNFL That's funny from the team that produced this.......
youtu.be/lUQLEUa0_aY?si…
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@ChicagosMayor @MayorOfLA It would be more fitting if she sent some charred wood and Brandon send shell casings.
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@AJManaseer @cityuponahell @JoshuaMellin Not only is he a bitch, he is wrong. He claims you & the Bears are not accounting for a core element (the stadium) however the Bears don't own it whereas they WILL own the new stadium. But I wouldn't expect less from a coward who can't defend their position
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@cityuponahell @JoshuaMellin What a little bitch. He throws an insult then immediately blocks before I can reply
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I get that everyone likes the photo and vibe of Soldier Field but at the end of the day staying there prevents billions of dollars of appreciation in the value of the franchise.
Sports are a business, not a nonprofit or public good. I too like the photo but the Chicago Bears Inc. playing in the suburbs is worth twice as much them playing in Soldier Field. No one is going to leave that kind of money on the table for vibes.
Ryan Glasspiegel@sportsrapport
The Bears want to get rid of this scene, and host games in a dome, so they can sell PSLs and have more luxury suites and own surrounding real estate. Seems suboptimal for everyone but the owners.
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@FirearmFury Each mag should hold 30. That said, 3 are not filled to capacity for sure based on where the top round sits (mag 1, 2, and 6 counting from bottom to top). Assuming those 3 are minus 1 you are looking at 267.
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@SenFettermanPA is what an actual Democrat was for the majority of my life. Not the 💩 posing as Democrats for the last 10 - 20 years.
U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA
Less than a year ago, President Biden upped the Maduro bounty to $25,000,000. Removing Maduro was positive for Venezuela. As a Democrat, I don’t understand why we can’t acknowledge a good development for Venezuelans—and how deft our military’s execution of that plan was.
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@DavidShuster
Simp harder
Cuz yeah, it looks like he was definitely out there sometime between 10p and 7am.
Cuck
David Shuster@DavidShuster
There are now indications Nick Shirley did not find children at Somali run daycare centers in MN because he went during hours of the day before/after the facilities were open. Perhaps Shirley doesn’t know how to check web sites and/or call to get daycare service hours?
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This just in.....
The burglars were also wearing MAGA hats and Juicy Smolette saw everything
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Nokomis Daycare Center in Minneapolis claims someone broke into their center and stole "important documentation." Staff claims a burglar broke in and stole employee payroll documents and client files. "There were also checkbooks that were ripped from our check papers that were from our book. This is devastating news." Hmmm.
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Apparently Chicago is now at risk of losing sports betting entirely…
Earlier this year @ChicagosMayor added a 10.25% sports betting tax just to Chicago, set to kick in Jan 1, 2026.
The problem?
Taxation on sports betting comes from states, not cities. If a city wants to, they have to issue licenses to operators first.
Obviously none of that has been set up prior.
Operators are now threatening to shutdown in Chicago because they are now at risk of not being in compliance.
After 3 tax increases in 2 years (this would be the 4th) the local government is now so lost it’s all going to be shit down.
Incompetence at it’s finest.
Full article: ingame.com/sba-sues-chica…
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@barstoolchicago Us? You started in 2013 and Katz is from Boston. The only thing it means is Boston losing game 6 in 17 seconds.
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Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews.
This means something to us.
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Kaner and Toews reunited 🤝
These two gave us so much great hockey.
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@617Betta I'll take tweets that didn't age well for $1000
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I've been praying since Miami beat A&M that every single toilet in the stadium for this game stops working.
CBS Sports@CBSSports
“This is my number one matchup.” With all the star power on the field, Miami vs. Ohio State is the CFP Quarterfinal @dannykanell is looking forward to the most.
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@CWBChicago Serious question
If the judge who levied this judgment had a young adult child that was the victim of this incident, would they think probation was a fair punishment for the attacker?
I'm going out on a limb and guessing no.
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A man accused of beating another driver with a metal baseball bat during a Logan Square road rage incident has pleaded guilty and was sentenced to probation.
cwbchicago.com/2025/12/road-r…
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@Klbbrady @ishmaelrufus @MikeyHamcheck Well I DO know the numbers. For both the current AND former mayors. So before you tell me what to do, know what the F you're are talking about and come with facts in hand.
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@SecondCityCop @ishmaelrufus @MikeyHamcheck There are three former mayors they also protect. I don’t pretend to know exact numbers but they’re not all for Johnston. If you don’t like that we protect former mayors talk to your alderman. Or just incessantly complain online
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And the mayor still has a detail that is larger.
Can you wrap your head around that?
The mayor has more cops assigned to his protective detail than the ENTIRE mass transit system for Chicago.
CWBChicago@CWBChicago
A CTA security surge will start tomorrow, increasing the number of cops assigned to the transit system from 77 a day to about 120 per day, officials say. cwbchicago.com/2025/12/city-t…
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