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@laflammerouge16 UAE should be flipping banned after sending a car through a big group on the cobbles.

#ParisRoubaix – Jury report - Rico Meincke (RBH staff) fined 1000 CHF and receives a yellow card for leaning out of a vehicle - DS Jon Mould (UXT) fined 1000 CHF for breach of vehicle movement regulations - Neutral car/moto driver Servais Knaven (Shimano) fined 500 CHF for breach of vehicle movement regulations - DS Matti Pirm (TPP) fined 200 CHF for use of pavements not part of the race route (rider not identified) - Jordi Warlop (RBH) fined 500 CHF and -25 UCI pts for disposing of bottles outside designated zones - DS Lukáš Děchtl (DAT) fined 200 CHF for irregular feeding (assistant not identified)

@GriftReport The cost is the biggest thing, they've gone up a stupid amount in the last few years.

Walking into Tesco and other supermarkets and the Easter egg aisle is a total clearance graveyard. Massive walls of unsold chocolate eggs slashed to clear, most of them stuffed with palm oil and ultra-processed junk. Thousands left behind after Easter, now desperately discounted to shift the stock. Shoppers are walking straight past them, saying they’ve gone right off Easter eggs because of the waste and dodgy ingredients. Palm oil overload has killed the whole thing. Bring back real chocolate!

@AnnamacB Most Sunday cyclists couldn't cope with more than a section of cobbles, never mind a non cyclist.

People who have never ridden a pro bike race, let alone one of the most gruelling races in the UCI calendar calling riders “disappointing” or “failures” from the comfort of their sofas will never not be funny to me. Like who even are you?

@CountDankulaTV @godblesstoto He was always a cunt, it just started to show properly when it couldn't be hidden behind 'comedy'

One of the most offensive comedians in the UK. His jokes resulted in hundreds of Ofcom complaints and threats of lawsuits. He was someone I really looked up to and modelled my own comedy after. Then he pulled the ladder up behind him and started attacking people for doing the very same thing he did to become famous. While moaning about people "not understanding" his own jokes. The Fall Of Frankie Boyle youtube.com/watch?v=fBYd1B…

@ZiaYusufUK Performative nonsense. You'll do nothing about the immigrants that are here, so why bother?

A Reform government will launch a national inquiry into the Boriswave. The British people voted for less immigration in 5 consecutive elections. Instead, the Tories threw open our borders and left a fiscal timebomb under their desks as they left. The Boriswave was the deliberate importation of 4 million low-wage, high-dependency people in 4 years that is about to cost the British taxpayer hundreds of billions as they get ILR. A Reform government will launch a national inquiry. Boris Johnson, Priti Patel and others involved will be forced to testify under oath. We will get to the bottom of how this happened and ensure it never happens again. Justice will be done.

@PolitlcsUK @russellquirk @Daily_Express And he'll send none of them back, so why bother?

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage will tomorrow pledge a national inquiry into the ‘Boriswave’ It would mainly investigate Boris Johnson and Priti Patel over migrants entering the UK between 2021-2024 [@Daily_Express]

@OlsenCycling @InsideOut2912 And as for the car coming through the group on the cobbles.....

@InsideOut2912 Absolute disgrace. The amount of times Pogacar has been saved by this "respect" gimmick in stage races, and now in a freaking cobbled classics too. HE'S NOT the fucking race leader in a GT or something. He's just another rider with a puncture. WHY this special treatment 😭

Why are Visma, RB, Alpecin or Ineos chilling when one of the two big favs is behind? 🙂 #ParisRoubaix

@Tratnikstan For sure, without him slowing the group down they would have made the catch.

Without Laporte, i think the mvdp group very likely catches back to Pog/Wout Also he slowed the group A LOT when Wout had the mech. The true winner today

@narindertweets The mask slips. Again. Dogs are mostly more hygienic than many humans, especially the imported ones.

I'm sorry, but how is it ok to put your dog on train seat meant for passengers? This is so unhygienic...ewwww someone will be expected to sit where dog bum has been?

@KayBurley @bbclaurak @vicderbyshire Good grief. It's pathetic.

No fan of Starmer but he continues to hold his nerve and carry out the supreme duty as PM - to keep his citizens safe from harm. @bbclaurak @vicderbyshire

Yes! That was an incredible race! #ParisRoubaix

@BenjiNaesen Horrendous

Team cars, like the UAE one right now, should not be allowed to pass a group on the cobble sectors. That's so dangerous. #ParisRoubaix

UAE cheating again....

@Edwina_Currie Are you new here? 🫣🤣

Eh? There are no mountains in Lincolnshire … 👇👇👇😮😮😮🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@Arron_banks It's the Brexit party, it existed and had an established base.

To create a party from a standing start to fielding 5000 plus candidates is a massive achievement….

@EdwardJDavey Thin ice mate, thin ice...

Morally completely indefensible. Farage should sack Richard Tice immediately.

@RupertLowe10 Yes, it's hurting so the private schools around here. But raising nothing, state schools are also net losers, as are local government. It's a mean, pointless tax that does nothing good.

A Restore Britain Government would immediately reverse Labour's cruel VAT raid on private schools. It is leading to school closures, job losses and more pupils being forced into state schools that simply cannot cope with the additional demand - everyone then suffers, obviously. With so many students now being lumped into state schools that are already struggling, what's the result for children in those institutions? Less teacher time and stretched resources. Worse outcomes. We're told the funds raised are being used to 'support public services'. Total bollocks and we all know it. The staggering lack of any logic from this Government is so painful. Labour's private school VAT raid is really nasty politics. Restore Britain would reverse it.

That can stop a supply boat going to people who are native to an island in the middle of nowhere, but stop thousands of third world wasters coming here for endless freebies? Nope, can't do that.

@RBH_ProCycling @ehitzulia @GettySport My dog is a better tactician than you lot.

🇪🇸 #Itzulia2026 Florian Lipowitz finishes @ehitzulia in 2nd place overall after a brutal final stage in heavy rain – a strong performance throughout the week by the German. Congratulations to Paul Seixas on the overall win. ___________ 📷 @GettySport

@JackWDart Nope. If all the things to raise money for and you choose this!

Tomorrow I’m running the London Landmarks Half Marathon for Refugee Action. At a time when refugees are so often dehumanised, lied about, and turned into political targets, Refugee Action does vital work supporting people who deserve safety, dignity, and a fair chance to rebuild their lives. So, tomorrow, I run. If you’d like to support me and support Refugee Action’s work, I’d be hugely grateful. ❤️ Link below!