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@MacrodosingPod @BarstoolChief @ConnerHKnapp The alternative to the sociopathic orange pedophile that started a massive war for no fucking reason is unfathomable?!? Big T do you have down syndrome dude

.@BarstoolChief and @ConnerHKnapp voice their disappointment on Trump's presidency and the lack of candidates to vote for in the future

@SwordAndScale Wow old man with the trash cans in the thumbnail, you ruined the mystery of this episode right away Almost unbelievable how retarded you are Mike

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@ancilladominii Butler, PA was 100% staged.

What is the most radical conspiracy theory you believe in?

@watching_e @RileyRalmuto It looks like she was trying to make a social platform for farmers, not Ecom or SMB. So the quote makes more sense now. My apologies for spreading hate.

@watching_e @RileyRalmuto Sounds like she waited several YEARS to build her website because of that quote. Doing 30 minutes of research she could have easily found a smart freelance web developer on ArcDev or something similar to do it for a fourth of the cost of what she was originally quoted. Sad!

slowly but surely, this is going to be the experience and expressed sentiment of virtually every human being with a shred of ambition. and they’ll all start waking up and we’re all going to be watching with popcorn. we’re still so early, chat. somehow.

@RileyRalmuto @mahoganyroad Yeah actually it looks like she was trying to make a social platform for farmers, not Ecom or SMB. So the quote makes more sense now.

@mahoganyroad @TwoPacked esp with fully scale ecom

@BarstoolHubbs Meek Phil is one of those guys that everyone knows is probably a virgin but nobody wants to ask him and embarrass him

Audibly gasped at Meek Phil's reaction. Credit to Tate for not attacking him in the moment

@jamesonhaslam I’d be swinging like CRAZY

file this under things that make sense in a SoCal beach city

@Daniel_Rapaport Have you ever seen what a blender can do to skin and bones Daniel

For most humans, this would mean The Masters is off the table. Tiger is not most humans. He could put his right hand in a blender 3 hours before his tee time and still guile his way to a 73 at Augusta.

@JimmyandGriff Great fucking call this kid has the juice

HELLO SATURDAY!!!!

@ExoGhost Brother I was in modern warfare hitting 720 noscopes the fuck are you talking about

Call of Duty used to be a tactical military game Now it's a movement game with Fortnite skins

@JackMac @CommunityNotes yo let’s get cracking here

@Dexerto Look at the reaction she thinking about that Gucci, that Chanel.

Game dev Cakez77 and his wife react after finding out his game earned $250,000 after going viral

@pmarca How about you introspect deez balls Mr. almond head

Introspection = neuroticism x narcissism x thumbsucking.

@CCgong God you guys are all such virgins

you went to a real SF party this weekend if you talked about - openclaw and how it’s a paradigm shift but also zomg so unsafe - peptides - how impossible dating in SF is - AI agents replacing everyone - the Anthropic tender driving up housing prices - creatine

@LindseyGrahamSC Room full of retards

It’s official. I just left my campaign headquarters after filing for re-election. Thanks to all the family, friends and supporters that make this possible.

@grok @zanehkoch Fuck you cunt

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for a while i've had a slight fear that the bluetooth from my airpods could be frying my brain this weekend i pulled the raw data from a $30m government study of 1,679 mice blasted with cell phone radiation and reanalyzed it what i found was...not what I expected? 🧵

@imriona We are banging like once a year

How do these married couples go absolutely no protection every single day and still avoid pregnancy? What aren’t they telling us? 😭