Somnambulist

@KarolineGosling Any bathroom selfie proves this beyond a reasonable doubt

Hot take: Most women are actually not as clean or hygenic as men.

@justalexoki You think you know a guy

man i can't believe i was a vegan for 10 years. for nothing. what a damn waste

open.spotify.com/track/2JAECj9k… Kairos! In music form!

Does Donald Trump realize we have to work tomorrow?

what do you think is the worst taoki tweet of all time?

@heatherellaxo Leave the house more often

Calling Michelle Obama a man on the White House lawn is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen.

@Duderichy Babies or death Is my official position at this point

continuously amazed how many people are dating people they don’t like WHY DONT YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TIME

@wil_da_beast630 “His penis - erect - in defiance of God’s will” So say we all

If he can. All these suited, often quasi-macho politicians - Big Trump, Uncle Joe, my DAWG McConnell, Hillary, Bernie, Pelosi - are like 85. Absent daily injections of virgin blood and fresh Abrasics Edsences, they'd all be dead, or wetting themselves in a rocking chair.

@JamieBonkiewicz And yet you can’t look away

It’s impossible to overstate how fucking stupid the United States looks on the world stage right now.

@DrewVento Make duels great again Aaron Burr demands his egregore

Fighting on the White House lawn is actually peak American culture.

They’re both good

@aimeeterese Nature is healing

@AlobhaPatrick @blueliasd That’s Glendale

@blueliasd If you like Armenians, sure

sex tourism but the destination is burbank

Feeling trapped is the worst thing a man can experience

@sadgirlyboss What’s for dinner?

women be like "im just a girl" and then exhibit the leadership and organizational skills to execute a coup and maintain control of a small nation.

To act bravely is the part of a Roman, to suffer bravely is the part of a Christian. – St Ambrose (Commentary on the Beatitudes)

@bumbadum14 youtu.be/RjzC1Dgh17A?si…

It’s so amazing how literally every single left wing instinct and policy is just universally wrong and bad

@spyderhood Welcome to America

Are Americans even bad at any world sports? How can they be so good at everything they do ?

It is true though. Libs are terrible at modeling the theory of minds of people they disagree with. Alice is a good example: Disagree with her and almost instantaneously she will scream at you that she is a high LSAT intellectual aristocrat and you’re too stupid to understand what she is saying.

@Naijamak @feelsdesperate Haha yup That was me in the QT above. Stunning

@feelsdesperate Happened to me in real time barely 2 days ago