Shane Gillis-Alexander
827 posts
Shane Gillis-Alexander
@_therealSGA
Pessimistic Thunder fan. Perpetually commenting under Barstool related content. AWL. Comrade. Tatriot.
Norman, OK Entrou em Haziran 2022
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@BobbyHowardOK Well this would imply those big ol churro eating women are actually going to wear them
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Holy crap, this is spectacular.
I think free t-shirt innovation may have peaked. How do you top this?
Matt Guzman@mattgzman
The shirts haven’t made their way all the way down here yet, but the entire arena will be Fiesta-striped. If people commit, it will look incredible. #PorVida
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@ItsAugust @stoolgambling @DKSportsbook That’s because OKC doesn’t claim shit from Seattle. Dumb interns who post this shit never seem to get that through their thick fucking skulls.
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NBA Championships among active playoff teams
Will we see a team get their first ring this year?
The Minnesota Timberwolves are the most likely team to do it @DKSportsbook at +10000
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Judge Thad Balkman has taken the stand and we are underway with the Owen Heinecke hearing.
A decision is expected today. Follow along below. #Sooners
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@BobMax2020 @Stool_analytics @TJHitchings If I find moobie hot, does that mean I find Kody hot? Follow up to that, am I gay?
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@Stool_analytics @TJHitchings So Kody is the center of the Mostly universe eh?!
Well somebody’s gotta do it.
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@VivaLaStool @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @PFTCommenter @hen_ease Oh sick look guys they had Joe Mazzulla on again, what a fucking surprise
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30 minutes into the interview…
“Hank I didn’t even know you were working today” -Joe Mazzulla
Viva La Stool@VivaLaStool
“Everyone has a different love language. My love language is like violence” -Joe Mazzulla on @PardonMyTake
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@OKCTracker Presti, defending this decision - “Winning and consistency are boring. It reminds me of a quote from one of our country’s greatest presidents: ‘Speak softly and carry a big stick.’ Well this is our way of speaking softly, and Shai is our big stick.”
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I know it’s probably because of the free shirts at games, but I don’t get why the Thunder can’t participate in the playoff mantra shirts *too.*
Kings Uni Tracker@SacKings_Unis
🚨FIRST LOOK at the 2026 Playoffs Mantra slogans — Thunder don't have a mantra with NBA, but have "Earned. Not Given." on their team store — Wolves and Sixers going with Classic edition Will add all the shirts below!
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The Spurs just lost to the Zombie Nuggets as 10.5-point favorites, and will now have to face both Denver and OKC if they were to advance through the West.
The reigning champion Thunder will now only have to defeat 1 of Denver or San Antonio to make the Finals.
Rob Perez@WorldWideWob
So…it’s in San Antonio’s best interest to run Denver out of the gym Sunday, right? If Denver loses and LA wins (will be heavy favorites vs. UTA), the Spurs will have to face only one of DEN/OKC in the playoffs.
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@okcthunder The cuts staying on Jared every time is so funny, ain’t another damn soul there
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@Vullety There’s only one timeline he doesn’t win mvp, and unfortunately for him, that’s the one we’re in. SGA’s world.
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In what world does this not win you the MVP?
StatMuse@statmuse
Jokic this season: — 1st in double-doubles — 1st in triple-doubles — 1st in RPG — 1st in APG — 4th in TS% — 6th in +/- — 7th in PPG — 10th in FG% Averaging 28/13/11 on 57/38/83% shooting.
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@JoeCJr29 Goddamn nepo baby with the most tone-deaf suggestion and he doesn’t even respond to say “yeah I fucked that one up guys!” just tries to act like nothing is wrong
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My top names for Oklahoma City’s UFL mascot:
- Bison (State Animal)
- Bombers (S/O Tinker)
- Lightning (should be obvious)
- Outlaws (Feels like 1984)
- Yard Dawgz (Remember them?)
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@MurphBry @HPbasketball This is an insane take. Most shameless in HISTORY? Are you crazy?
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@HPbasketball I think SGA being arguably the most shameless foul grifter in NBA history while the OKC defense gets away with murder at the same time prevents them from getting that perception since the terrible NBA officiating plays such an obviously pivotal role in their success.
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I'm really interested by the idea that the Thunder are, objectively, an All-Time team. Wins. Point Differential. Defense. Defense with Offensive Capability. Led by MVP. Depth. Coaching. Culture. Execution.
But they do not feel like the all-time great teams *to me* and I do not know why. (Thunder fans, I get they fell like that to you and that people SHOULD view them that way. Read the first part again.)
If you're not a Thunder fan, does OKC feel like an all-time great team on par with Warriors 2016, 2017, or say, Heat 2012 (who were objectively much worse than OKC), OKC 2014, 01 Lakers, etc? If not, why not?
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@Niceguydan8 @CoachCucharas @HPbasketball Matt lives on Twitter and whether its subconscious or not, that has inherently formed his opinion, like everyone else. 2 years ago, people on this godforsaken app decided Shai was “unwatchable and unethical” and his career and the Thunder will unfortunately be defined as such
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@CoachCucharas @HPbasketball That doesn't really make sense given what Matt is saying, though. Because he's aware of both of those things and it still doesn't feel that way to him
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@HardenHoops @Dashytwo I can’t tell if this is a bit but that’s his wife lmao
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The way she moved when the camera hit u could tell she a side chick veteran😭😭
.@exclusivedior_
who remembers Shai’s reaction to being named an all-star for the first time
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@hame_ish @fece_lord I know there are racist undertones but those dudes look so incredibly fly I kinda forget about it
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@fece_lord Kinda weird to use that first caddie pick talking about fighting “institutional decay”!
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Institutional decay is choice
Stand firm ANGC
The Masters@TheMasters
More from the Crow's Nest. #themasters
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Bosco was about to go on the news when his interview was ruined by ICE Protestors setting up shop in the background.
“Why you gotta ruin everything?” - Rico
“No, ICE ruins everything!” - ICE Protestors
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@BronGotGame Tell Fluka to watch and learn. He can stay in Harden convos. #2 only concerns himself with chasing #23
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@WorldWideWob Thunder are up 30 and this is your only tweet. Lamestream media is at it again! Shame!
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@FoxNiffle @DannyJConrad Hi why don’t you go play hide and go fuck yourself pal. We are pro-Conrad
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I don't think we've EVER seen a 4-man race for MVP this close
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