Dan Bader

@chiky_handlr Wait, her accent got worse over the last 27 years?:’

This was in 1999 She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla Retweet so that the truth spreads

@PaulRudnickNY That's a statue of the Greek goddess Apate on the left there, right?

Karoline Leavitt's high school yearbook photo is uncanny

@ProcterGamble @Ivory you should have the jackalope who talked you into switching to this massive over packaging drawn and quartered, but I'll settle for simply fired! Ditch the cardboard boxes. Also when did you decide to change the formula? Switch back!

@AOC I prefer politicians who listen to the question, and take a moment to compose themselves, rather than those who ignore the question and immediately launch into their sound bite ready taking point.

The only thing longer than my pause to think was their silence to his joke 💀

@SecRubio To 'respond accordingly' to this would be to copy their actions and put our insurrectionist in jail!

The political persecutions by sanctioned human rights abuser Alexandre de Moraes continue, as he and others on Brazil's supreme court have unjustly ruled to imprison former President Jair Bolsonaro. The United States will respond accordingly to this witch hunt.

@NASAJPL Congrats V'GER, hope you make it back soon!

Happy launchiversary, Voyager 1! 🥳 48 years ago – on September 5, 1977 – Voyager 1 launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida, to study Jupiter and Saturn up close. Today, Voyager 1 is about 15 billion miles (25 billion km) from Earth – and still revealing secrets of the cosmos!

Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

@nytimes @AOC What?? The ultra religious keebler elf is trying to protect pedophiles, I'm shocked i tell you! Shocked!

Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files. nyti.ms/4nZtblR

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! And what a sad slide into the dumpster it's been since special K took over. #MyXAnniversary

@wcax What kind of sicko let's a black bear into their house! Lol

Family dog comes face-to-face with black bear inside California home wcax.com/2025/06/18/fam…

Hey @Walmart your vibrant life cat tunnel certainly doesn't "stay open" like the box claims! Missing some important structures in the design.

@santiagoclassic @fchollet That's exactly how i have to get one of my cats in the carrier. Relentless slow methodical pursuit.

@fchollet Walking long distances prob more important than running. We would not chase animals down but rather out-exhaust them by relentless and steady walking pursuit.

Long-distance running is one of the defining abilities of our species (which we developed for endurance hunting). It has shaped much of our biology, e.g. the loss of our fur (to facilitate thermoregulation), our uniquely long legs, high lung capacity, etc. Go run for a few hours

@RBReich Pro death as long as it's pro profit, that's this administration's policy!

Trump has gutted food inspection programs at the FDA and USDA — including the committee that investigated last year's fatal Boar's Head listeria outbreak. The USDA is also rolling back safety regulations to “streamline” meat processing. How is this Making America Healthy Again?

@SenAdamSchiff Hell yes we do!

The most corrupt administration in American history wants you to look the other way from this. We can't. We need answers.

@RepGregLandsman the first thing to negotiate is removal of citizen United! Once elon's money can't buy elections you can go back to negotiating with Republicans rather than trying to deal with a clone army of trump drones!

@SenSchumer knock it off! You know your constituents want you to vote NO! DO YOUR JOB!

@SenSchumer this is your only chance to save our democracy!! Let the GOP shutdown the government! Listen to @AOC , she's got the right approach! first new law needs to be the repeal of citizens united! That way you'll be working with the GOP, not Trump controlled bots.

@AOC The only acceptable move for Democrats right now is to insist overturning Citizens United is required first before any funding bill is passed. Let the GOP shut down the government if they refuse! No Citizens United = no puppet GOP Congress.

I hope Senate Democrats understand there is nothing clever about setting up a fake failed 30 day CR first to turn around & vote for cloture on the GOP spending bill. Those games won’t fool anyone. It won’t trick voters, it won’t trick House members. People will not forget it.

It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill. People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games. They know exactly what is going on. Defend Medicaid. Vote NO on Cloture. NO on bill.