Captain Blaze

@Gosleepriya 2

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@AntiWokeMemes That’s the first sign of colon cancer

What could HE be experiencing ?? 🏳️‍⚧️

@Janicebuffy @mattvanswol @Rep_Stansbury He had veto power and didn’t use it

@mattvanswol @Rep_Stansbury Is that why he threatened Republicans if they passed the bill to release the files?

Just because the President deploys ICE agents to airports, doesn’t change the fact that: 1. He’s in the Epstein Files. 2. He’s started an unauthorized war that he can’t find his way out of. 3. Americans are struggling to survive, and he’s failed to pass legislation to make it better, even though his party controls the House, the Senate, and the White House. It’s time for accountability.

@AntiLeftMemes Belly button lint

Name ONE thing smarter than AOC 😂

@Sarahfans066 @A24665A @swd2 Checkmate

@A24665A @swd2 We’re not talking about the 60s

Now they’re arresting moms. Hope everyone feels safer now.

@ayeshavisk41781 826

Crack the password let's try if you're genius 0.0001 % will crack the password

@AntiWokeMemes Dr. Jack Kevorkian, at least with him you knew what the ending of the story was

Dr. Gregory House

@Mishi_2210 127

Brain Teaser Answer is not 72 then whats the answer??

@JBPritzker If JB actually read the responses to the crap his social media team posts perhaps, he would be embarrassed by the ratio. Then again, he is a billionaire and thinks his shit don't stink

Donald Trump’s plan to steal the 2026 midterm elections is already underway.

@susanamendoza10 Anyone involved in his catch and release needs jailing also, include the politicians who embrace(d) sanctuary policies

Excellent job by the investigators. My heart goes out to the heartbroken family of Sheridan Gorman. This sweet young Loyola freshman had a whole life ahead of her. Sheridan deserves justice. Let it begin this morning in the courtroom. Hold him. Prosecute him. Deport him to prison in El Salvador.

@Matt_Pinner Does she have a gag reflex?

Would you consider her overweight or curvy? 🤔🥰

@SenatorDurbin Guess you are a loser again

I voted no on Markwayne Mullin’s nomination to be DHS Secretary. I will not vote to install another yes-man to enable Donald Trump.

@F1WDC2021 @nuerburgring @dani_juncadella @Max33Verstappen It is a team sport and the team won and then lost together.

My take home from #GT3 at @nuerburgring is that @dani_juncadella is a better driver than @Max33Verstappen. Dani got the essential overtake done on his 1st lap and created the 1 minute gap that was the 'winning' margin

@otokyo__ A handlebar stem

What do you see. Chicken or bird

@Matt_Pinner Your twin sister is close enough

What’s your response?

@F0ODHub A Statin milk shake

Ketchup or mayonnaise?

@NotAvgLiberal Meow pussy cat

Not even one fucking day has passed where ICE was put into Airports… And this shit. This is a warning to all foreign travelers. Don’t come to the United States. It’s Not Safe Here.

So ICE has begun detaining people at Airports. Fuck Trump, Fuck ICE, And Fuck Everyone who voted for this shit.

@RazzleRox @TrumpsHurricane You beat me to it; I was going to suggest she double lock her chastity belt

@TrumpsHurricane Try to avoid getting sexually assaulted by the hoards of Muslim immigrants.🕌🥷

Amy Schumer Comedian and Niece to Chuck Schumer is moving to London because of Trump. What advice would you give her ??

@TrumpsHurricane return 60 + years of welfare payments made to African Americans, and we can start a discussion

This Liberal Black woman says that EVERY bIack person is OWED $300,000 and 40 acres of land… What is your response to her ??

@JeffPmln @SenSchumer So now that the Russian asset baloney exploded in your face like a trick cigar you are going full blown antisemite. Congratulations on jumping the shark Fonzi

@SenSchumer 100 % correct , he was just following orders from His Israeli sup Bkk Nb

A month ago, the national price of gasoline as $2.93 a gallon. Today it's $3.94. One man is to blame: Donald Trump.