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@theawayfans England V Nigeria World Cup 2002. 😴 😫

Arguably the worst match in football history... England 0-0 Algeria at the 2010 World Cup

In 6th form I offered a friend £20 for her to tell everyone I have a huge dick, thinking it would raise my profile with the ladies. She agreed on the condition I show her, so I did. She took the £20 & told everyone that I have a pencil dick. That became my nickname.

@kInGcNnCM @fesshole 😂

@fesshole @ijhutton haha

My wife of twenty years has made me a packed lunch for the first time ever. I can't remember what I said to her yesterday and now I'm shit scared to eat it without getting someone to taste it first.

Everyone talks about Airplane! but Naked Gun 33⅓ is the peak of Zucker absurdity. The OJ parody, the birth scene, Drebin singing to Victoria… this movie is unhinged comedy heroin. 🎬🎥 The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult.♥️🔥

@JayUnited91 Bellion Prunier Obertan Buttner Malacia Taibi

Who is the worst Man Utd signing ever? - Kleberson - Djemba Djemba - Di Maria - Onana - Sancho - Alexis Sanchez - Bebe - Antony Anyone else who I’ve missed?

@fesshole Fool for your loving, no more

In the 90s I dumped a lovely guy I was dating because he had a Whitesnake tape in his van

@Lord_Sugar Are you mashed, Lord Saccharin?

Potatoe mashed.

@Lord_Sugar Skol

Mackenson

@Tesco is there any reason why thr Hartlepool store won't open a till after 10pm? Had a full trolley, asked the young staff member who refused to open one, pointed us to the self service. I'm injured and struggle to move stuff. My wife has a disability. Not ideal.

@primevideouk Hey Prime when are you are adding the remaining seasons of Heroes to your platform? There's only 2 seasons there and I was just getting into it.

@celtic_jaime Skol

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Uk.. barmy But not the worst act we've sent #Eurovisión2026

@ladbible Lazy article. He speaks a few words in German Eins, Zwei, Drei. The rest is in English

UK's Eurovision entry Sam Battle explains why he won't be singing in English at tonight's final #Echobox=1778935047" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ladbible.com/entertainment/…

@kInGcNnCM @SnackReel Looks like a right fanny on placing all that pasta.

@SnackReel @ijhutton

Baked rigatoni lasagna turning every pasta dream into reality

@footballhq Nick Culkin

@WebDesignMuseum @PulpLibrarian

@PulpLibrarian Ask Jeeves website in 2000

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

@BBCTeesSport 🎶 Super Tommy Miller 🎶

Tommy Miller has been appointed as Spennymoor Town's permanent manager ✅ #Moors | #BBCFootball

@axel1974 @medieval_rat Fiona Bruce?

@medieval_rat I wasn’t aware that Jo Wiley was famous in Brazil

@disclosureday @kInGcNnCM

This summer everything will become clear. Disclosure Day in theaters 06.12.26.

Ready for a sweet treat? Here’s your first look at Charlie vs. the Chocolate Factory, a new animated film starring Kit Connor and Taika Waititi. Set in the years after the Golden Ticket contest, Willy Wonka (Taika) returns to the factory after spending years behind bars. He wants to add a little sweetness to a bitter world, but one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley (Kit) and his “rotten” friends. 📸 David Reiss, Gareth Cattermole