John Albert Anderson

@Paw_Vibe at 16 there should be some gray hair around the muzzle

This boy is 16 today. Wish him a good one 🤗❤️

@ax_angelo there is the "good samaritan" law, the incel take is the wrong take

Definitely don't be this guy Let nature take its course You could face jail time and lawsuits without getting her consent first

@Degen_CPA it is possible the be high-IQ and still enjoy the spectacle that is the modern NFL

i dont see how people with high IQs fit in with society. The game youre playing is dumbed down to talk about sports ball with your fat co-workers, there is no substance, no depth. the truly smart among us would want no part of this

@Scaramucci sixteen point five million bones

My son AJ just bought a Pokémon card for $16.5 million. And yeah — I’m proud. Here’s the thing people don’t understand about that purchase. AJ has been a Pokémon collector his whole life. Stanford Business School. Serial entrepreneur. Venture capitalist. He didn’t wake up one morning and decide to spend $16.5 million on a card. He sees it as a one of one. An irreplaceable asset. And think about this — the avid Pokémon collectors are in their 30s right now. Imagine those same people in their 60s. With real money. With nostalgia. With the means to pay whatever it takes to own a piece of their childhood. The possibilities are endless. He’s building something called Treasure Trove. He’s telling me he wants to buy a T-Rex next. A Declaration of Independence. Assets that cannot be replicated. Cannot be printed. Cannot be debased. Before long he’s going to have a balance sheet full of things that are truly irreplaceable. And beyond the investment — he captured the internet. Everyone is talking about it. He arrived. That’s my boy.

@coldtrz also people win the lottery, the odds are 1/300,000,000

A trader flipped $1 into $10 million and retired

@coldtrz 99% rug pulls

want to get rich? start trading memecoins.

@alt_w_v_g are you the guy with the $47 milk eggs and bread

Went to the doctor the other week My wife made the appointment She said I "look tired" I said I am tired She said "not normal tired. Weird tired." I don't know what that means but I went anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Third one this year Signed in at 1:48pm My appointment was at 2:00pm 12 minutes early Because I was raised to believe that matters The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind" I said "how far behind" She said "about 45 minutes" I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment" She said "we appreciate your patience" I said "I haven't shown any yet" My wife grabbed my arm There was a sign behind the desk "Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee" The doctor was 45 minutes late Nobody offered me $75 We sat down CNN was playing on mute with subtitles Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans Cost the city $4 million I looked at my wife She said "don't start" Seven magazines on the table All from 2019 I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved Very informative My wife was on her phone She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated" I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD" She went back to her phone At 2:54pm they called my name A nurse walked me to a room Took my blood pressure Took my temperature Typed for three minutes Then said "the doctor will be right in" I sat on the paper The paper ripped immediately I looked at the wall There was a diagram of a colon Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday 3:19pm The doctor walked in 1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment He was looking at his phone Shook my hand without making eye contact Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds While I sat there watching him learn who I was He said "so what brings you in today" I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired" He said "what does that mean" I said "I was hoping you'd tell me" He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done" I said "2019 maybe" He said "we should run a full panel" I said "fine" He asked if I was sleeping well I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside" He said "are you drinking enough water" I said "probably not" He said "that might be it" I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water" He said "dehydration is more common than people think" I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water" He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back" I said "when will that be" He said "3 to 5 business days" I said "business days" He said "yes" I said "my blood has business days" He didn't respond Then he said "any other concerns" I said "several. But none you can bill for." He shook my hand again Still no eye contact Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present I've fired people for better numbers than that My wife was in the waiting room She asked how it went I said "I need to drink water" She said "I told you that last week" I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800" She didn't laugh In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine" I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it." She didn't disagree The bloodwork came back four business days later Everything was normal The doctor's office sent a message through their portal It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months." Follow up in 12 months To be told to drink water again $1,800 1 hour and 37 minutes 6 minutes of face time One ripped piece of paper And the same advice my wife gave me for free Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@chasedownleads If you have a billion dollars your shouldn't have to pay anything at all

Dining with a billionaire tonight We order a bowl of guac to share for $120 No chips. No tortillas. No sides. When the waiter comes with the bill, the billionaire leaves a generous zero dollar tip (he easily could have tipped a negative amount) I thank him - because I own the payday loan place closest to the waiter’s crappy apartment We roast with a glass of liquified guacamole The billionaire’s name? Chip Otle

@chasedownleads waitresses hate this one trick

Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night He paid for our $100 meal But he did something genius He tipped negative 300% Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry “I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.” Turns out, he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level!

@bankertobuilder the name "Mason Home Builder" is just too subtle sarcasm for some people

This is so cool We did artificial turf in this neighborhood we built But there’s no reason it has to be green since it’s fake grass We decided on black turf to better match the style of the houses Looks pretty sleek!

@OHeybrother lock in on 5th grade math

@alexa__meme @AshCrypto so if you would normally buy, sell if you would normally sell, buy

“ Buy the dip ” Bro with what money ???? I’ve seen like 1000 dips in the last 1 year Only thing I have left now is prayers.

@nostalgiafkninc In an earlier version of this video there was more at the beginning and you could clearly see the stuntman squib under his shirt.

Every time I post this video, within the hour, it gets flagged for sensitive content, so we’re gonna keep posting it, Pajeet. Because you stink and the whole world hates you.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Is he just watching the graphs? He's pointing at the one going up so I guess that's the edge.

These are the quants you’re competing against in China. Good luck.

@RealPostFolder I don't have kids but the doggos never get boring.

@0xRicker 0 second delay is still many milliseconds, at retail you lose the edge

One guy copy-trading 6 smart whales for 5 months Those whales combined $285K last month - he only made $27,500 > his old bot was 9 seconds late every single fill and because of that, he earned much less than he could have Kreo just dropped Priority Mode with 0 second delay > now you can have the same entry as the whales or anyone you coping > they buy 24¢, you buy 24¢ copy to be always fisrt: @0xRicker" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">kreo.app/@0xRicker this is now the fastest copytrading bot on the entire market

@LunarResearcher live it, love it, run it, lose it all

> spend 3 months trading polymarket on vibes > lose everything twice > write 50 lines of python with claude > feed it 4 formulas from wikipedia > bot scans 53 markets. picks 3 > $0 → $8,000 in a month > the math was always public, you just never ran it

@bl888m copy trade with bots and be their liquidity

unemployed 8 months, 340 applications, 0 offers savings running out started copying $2M Polymarket wallets on Kreo instead runs 24/7, zero effort 8 weeks: $6,100 → $43,400 copy same wallets before they move: @wallet" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">kreo.app/@wallet bookmark before application #341 job market ghosted me - copytrading paid me

@bankertobuilder some sort of spray-on stuff for the floor instead could have improved ROI

One trend I love right now: Industrial chic Just built this apartment building and saved a fortune by not having to install a drop ceiling Also used cheap old windows from a nearby factory that was shutting down The best part? I can actually charge a premium for this place

@coldtrz Amazing, I would have just sold at $100 mil

Best trade of all time? Bought 10,000 bitcoins for $0.78 each Sold all of it last year for over $1 billion profit