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@KunteePlopkins @stanley_ma95244 @TerrorismPolice met.police.uk/tua/tell-us-ab…

@timetoshine1234 @BBCNews @beneathbluster Farage is having none of it 😂

@BBCNews @beneathbluster Sending my condolences to the Reform BBC 😂😂

No evidence of 'family voting' in by-election bbc.in/4v1eLpc

@TheRealJamieKay The Nokia 3310 of watches. Indestructible After the apocalypse, only old skool Nokias, Casio watches & cockroaches will be left 😂

One of the greatest watches ever made.

@BrexitBuster With any luck Lucy will be next

When he was released, I predicted this obsessive stalker and social media nuisance would get himself recalled to prison for breaching his licence conditions. Lucy Connolly needs to watch her big gob - or she could be next. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@MobyUnplugged @CartlandDavid And I'm winning the euro millions every draw in April

@CartlandDavid has made a lot of promises over the years. And never kept them 😂

@MobyUnplugged @CartlandDavid Lol, no you won't EVER AGAIN 😂

A message from @CartlandDavid to his local off licence..

Nigel Farage is challenged by Senior Political Correspondent Paul McNamara over Reform UK's promises to voters, as his party launched its campaign for May's local elections.

@JWendleken91807 Probation service need to recall her too

@SammmmBB_ @mrstrellispope @Drcharliefraud Not sure this one will make that much

@Drcharliefraud @mrstrellispope Oh wow. Another grift. Another cash cow that he expects his followers to donate to - to pay for the mistakes he’s made in his life. Heaven forbid he gets a job like everyone else. Plenty of jobs that don’t require a dbs. Lazy sod.

Get. A. Fucking. Job. You grifting twat.

Filming it in Clacton was a masterstroke. The one place Farage is not going to turn up and ruin it.

The US signed the Budapest memorandum in 1994 which guaranteed Ukraine’s sovereignty in exchange for giving up its nuclear weapons. Ukraine is exactly the US’s war

I seem to remember being on Question Time, a few months ago, in Dover…my constituency. You were too scared to even put a Reform MP up for tonight it seems. Weak.

@BladeoftheS Is a true word ever said about all this mess?

JD Vance claims Iran was going to use Nuclear Suicide Vests and kill tens of thousands of people that's why they had to attack. Why have they let these morons run the USA?

@dallascampbell @OldMackIsBack About right for a UK government project

NASA’s new moon base = £10B ish UK’s HS2 non-railway = £60B ish Can this be right?!

@mrstrellispope Yep

@slim2buff Does it?

Or here’s a radical idea - you could get a job?

@allenanalysis Tell me that's not real

🚨 TRUMP: “Iran proposed making me Supreme Leader.” “I said no… they were insisting.” “They want a deal so badly—but they’re afraid to say it.” “Afraid of their own people. Afraid of the United States.” “We are winning so big.” You really can’t make this up.

@donmcgowan Not even a Yusuf. Running scared. Should be interesting to see what locals think of him

Farage is so terrified of being humiliated by his own constituents that he won’t even take up his regular spot on Question Time - from Clacton.

@Drcharliefraud So what happened to the £75k from the other one?

@SammmmBB_ @MobyUnplugged @CartlandDavid If that's the case, isn't merely mentioning it a dumb idea?

@MobyUnplugged @CartlandDavid My guess is if they’ve told him it’s not for public viewing, they are fully expecting him to post it and therefore provide more evidence that he’s incapable of following any instruction that might allow for any kind of reinstatement. I’m fully confident Mr C will do exactly that

My FA contact has seen @CartlandDavid latest post regarding the letter they sent him. DC publicising the letter content was anticipated (although my contact was surprised as they thought ‘no one could be that stupid’). The FA and the DBS are also ‘talking’ apparently