In times of change learners inherit the earth

@MattWalshBlog Me too. Same for me.

Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Life?

Does this sound like a good life? Wake up at 8:58. Log into your WFH job at 9:00. Jiggle the mouse every few minutes. Coffee. Emails. Meetings that could've been emails. Lunch workout. Same weights you've been lifting since 2021. Log off at 5. Move from one screen to a bigger screen. Scroll. Order dinner. Take a 12-minute walk. Swipe on Hinge. Take weed Gummy, text friends “can’t wait for the weekend.” Bed Repeat

@babadookspinoza Imagine destroying all those jobs for measly $3k. You could just go work for Elon and make out way better than that, and actually create wealth in the world rather than destroy it.

If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.

Absolutely never deleting this app. 😆

@raqisright I have done this with my daughter since she could walk, now she expects it. I get some things right.

Pregnant

@jmhorp Ties? You bet! 🤣 youtu.be/JYol-0rBNpw?si…

All four World Cup games today are going to be draws. I enjoy soccer, but this is clearly one of the reasons many Americans are bored by this sport.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Pay for 1 one then it looks even worse if she don't got next (suggest somewhere really nice)

Friend has a date tomorrow night. Her Hinge bio said: “Hedge Fund manager” Did some research after getting her number and found last name. Seemed familiar. Her Dad is the founder. Theres no way she expects him to pay for this first date?

@AriWasserman Spain prevented Spain from scoring a goal

I don't know anything about soccer, so forgive me for my ignorance, but how is it humanly possible for Cape Verde to assemble a team that can prevent Spain from scoring a goal?

Lol 4 ties today JFC #WorldCup

@Corbienest That would lead to 1 night of makeout no sex, or none. I'll take it!

Married men only: If you could have sex with your wife at LEAST twice as often as you are now BUT you had to make out every night with your wife before bed (which may or may not lead to sex) would you prefer: A: Twice as much sex: nightly make-out session. B: The same amount of sex: no nightly make-out session. C: Results

@WelBeast High school football

What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?

@NateSilver538 Then we'll eventually get to play-in game and first 4! 🙃

I've sort of resigned myself to the fact that FIFA will eventually expand to 64 teams in 16 groups, which would further reduce high-quality group-stage matches but does make the format a lot more symmetric, with the top 2 from each group strictly advancing.

Yeah, most of the matches have been pretty entertaining so far. And it's called the World Cup and it happens once every 4 years. I'd say the bigger issue is that 48 teams into 32 knockout slots is very generous.

@NateSilver538 Ties ties ties today! 🤣

@smithhmackenzie Wine with food is amazing, 1-2 glasses and done over 2hr.

People always ask me why I don't drink It's because I don't see the point It's not enjoyable, and I end up feeling like shit My sleep, training, and productivity will be impacted And it's just empty calories There's just no value to me personally Anyone else relate to this?

@mxdric Seems to be working for Germany and Sweden

Why does it feel like every European team plays the exact same way? It's so boring, most of the excitement provided so far by this World Cup was by non-European teams

@intonioanikick @TheCatholicEngr That might be the easiest header goal ever scored (for the scorer)

@TheCatholicEngr 小川がシュートして鎌田が決めた写真を差し上げよう。

Commentator: I think Japan thinks they're taller than they really are, because whenever they get a corner kick, they kick it high and the Dutch, who are taller obviously headbutt it away *2 minutes later* Japan shoots another corner kick, teammate jumps and actually headbutts it into the net Equalizing the score (2-2) Commentator: I owe an apology to Japan

@thatstarwarsgrl JC

Gentlemen, just out of curiosity which do you prefer?

@ZwebackHD Exactly, that would never happen. Ever.

This Germany Curacao game shows why the expanded World Cup is so embarrassing. Can you imagine a serious team losing 7-1 to Germany before all these new teams were let in?

@groundhopper_fc If you want something international you need to find an IHOP, Waffle House for the American experience

As a European I really thought the American Breakfast would be a bit… “ better “ than this… But at least the Waffle was amazing🤩🇺🇸 IT IS MATCHDAYYY🧡🤩 #worldcup

@3YearLetterman They prefer if you call them bikers coach

God I fucking hate cyclists