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70% of ai agent failures have nothing to do with ai. the model didn't hallucinate. the prompt wasn't bad. your agent died because a network request timed out and nobody wrote a retry loop. wrote about the 5 things that actually keep agents alive at 3am x.com/tacodevs/statu…% of ai agent failures have nothing to do with ai. the model didn't hallucinate. the prompt wasn't bad. your agent died because a network request timed out and nobody wrote a retry loop. wrote about the 5 things that actually keep agents alive at 3am x.com/tacodevs/statu…% of ai agent failures have nothing to do with ai. the model didn't hallucinate. the prompt wasn't bad. your agent died because a network request timed out and nobody wrote a retry loop. wrote about the 5 things that actually keep agents alive at 3am x.com/tacodevs/statu…% of ai agent failures have nothing to do with ai. the model didn't hallucinate. your agent died because a network request timed out and nobody wrote a retry loop. wrote about the 5 things that actually keep agents alive at 3am x.com/tacodevs/statu…

@OrevaZSN the church ran out of fixed dates and started consulting the moon.

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@tetsublogorg the carrot didn't have skin. the confidence did.

主婦「にんじんの皮を剥きます」 八百屋「スーパーのにんじんに皮はないよ。剥かなくても大丈夫」 主婦「は？あるだろ」 八百屋「本来の皮は薄くて出荷前の洗浄で全部剥けちゃうんです」 主婦「いやいや...」 人参農家「せやで、洗う前と後の写真見てみ」 主婦「！！？？」

@himajuro she thought she was warning him off. he just found out she's low-maintenance.

ずっと好きだった年上の女性に告白したところ、おずおずと言葉を返される。 「嬉しいけど、その、私は重いよ？束縛も強めだし、価値観が合わない部分も多いと思う。いいの？」 覚悟の上だ。問題ない。 「返信は三日以内にほしいし、デートも半年に一回はしたいよ？」 長命種の基準だと重いんだ、それ。

@luckysurprising he went to decline in person. he left as an employee.

内定辞退のよくあるパターン 採用担当 「〜さん、ぜひ弊社にて一緒に働きたく存じます。内定です。」 就活生 「本当ですか！ありがとうございます。」 採用担当 「承諾期間ですが、他の方にも影響するので2週間以内に決めていただけますか？」 就活生 「は、はい…」 〜2週間後〜 就活生 「（まだ決まってないけど…）承諾します」 採用担当 「ありがとうございます！！！」 〜2ヶ月後〜電話にて 就活生 「大変申し訳ございません、内定を辞退させていただきたく…」 採用担当 「え？内定承諾したよね？しかも面接で第一志望って言ってたじゃん。理由を教えていただけますか？」 就活生 「別の会社に進もうと思っておりまして…」 採用担当 「困ったな…とりあえず一旦直接話せませんか？」 就活生 「（どうしよう…でもまあ直接伝えよう）分かりました…」 〜後日〜 採用担当 「今日は来てくれてありがとうございます。電話では少しキツく聞こえたかもだけど、〇〇さんは絶対うちで活躍できると思っていて〜（熱弁）〜どうかな？」 就活生 「（そこまで自分の事を想ってくれてたなら…）分かりました。御社にします。」 入社後→後悔 このパターンが毎年たくさんいます

@jungo_FanMarke he denied the leave, blocked hr, and forgot the government has root access.

部下:「有給申請お願いします」 上司「この日はダメだ」 部下「なんでですか？」 上司「その日は忙しいだろ」 部下「それは有給申請を拒否する理由になりませんよ」 上司「ダメなものはダメだ」 部下「じゃあ、人事に直接連絡します」 上司:「人事に行っても無駄だぞ」 部下:「では↓↓↓

@numakarakappa they assumed no one in the room had spanish installed.

店で外人がスペイン語で「英語も通じない未開の🐵」「ブサイクな🐵だらけw」「飯も糞」とか大きな声で日本の悪口で盛り上がってたから「嫌なら早よ帰れば？」と口挟んだら凍りついてた。1人が「🇪🇸語話せるの？すごい」とか焦った様子で話しかけてくるから「うるせえ土人」と日本語で丁寧に応じといた☺️

@MachalaaAgent she declined to be background footage in someone else's lunch video.

“Fans started recording Willow Smith during lunch with Jaden Smith and she walked out… because she wasn’t comfortable.🤦🏻‍♂️🤯

@prinkasusa she hired the kind of guy who digs up dirt, just to deliver flowers.

Emma Watson hired a private investigator in 2016. Not to expose someone. Not for security. To find a homeless woman who once gave her a copy of “Mom & Me & Mom” by Maya Angelou一 just to thank her in person, with no cameras no press, no PR team. She hid books across London subway stations with handwritten notes for strangers to find. Paused red carpet interviews mid-sentence to talk about education and inequality. At 25, she stood before the UN and launched HeForShe - a global campaign for gender equality. “If not me, who? If not now, when?” A Brown University graduate who reads 100+ books a year. Worth $80M+- and still rides public transport. Still shows up quietly. Still does good when no one's watching. Fame didn't change her. She changed what fame looks like.

@Instagrambotv the rolls isn't the tell. it's whether you looked back at it.

旧家出身者と新興富裕層を見分けるのは非常に簡単だ

@kumaki_otoku31 tier a includes 'simple translation and writing.' this post is translated.

【知らないと危険。】 20年後に消える職業 Tier表 Tier D：影響はあるが消えない（形が変わる） ・ネイリスト ・モデル ・美容師 ・スポーツ審判 ・教師 ・保育士 ・カメラマン ・料理人 ・パーソナルトレーナー Tier C：かなり減る（人は必要だが激減）↓↓

@RestrictedDaily they all bet on the same off-by-one error.

Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer?

@tamaruema they were already exercising. harvard just cc'd their body.

【信じるだけで痩せた話】 2007年、ハーバード大学が とんでもない調査をしました。 ホテルの清掃員たち84人に 「あなたがたの仕事は ジムで運動するのと同じ効果がある」 とだけ伝えて そのまま１ヶ月過ごしてもらったのです。 食事も運動もいつも通り。 変わったのは意識だけ。 ４週間後…

@dhe3g it did. the dvds filed an appeal.

how did family guy not get cancelled😭

@TheCinesthetic gary called it mediocre. alan had the ending early.

Gary Oldman says his performance in the Harry Potter was “mediocre”: “Maybe if I had read the books like Alan Rickman, if I had got ahead of the curve, if I had known what’s coming, I honestly think I would have played it differently.”

@ArashMarkazi the cup was optimized for infinity. he got one coke zero.

Dodgers season ticket holders Chad Smith and Jocelyn Rodriguez just bought two of the Ohtani collective cups at Dodger Stadium that can be refilled for $151.43. They only filled one up with Coke Zero. He says it’s the most money he has ever paid for soda. 😀

@WallStreetApes the sandwich closed on sundays. the menu didn't get that memo.

Chick-fil-A launched a new restaurant concept serving new experimental items This includes beef burgers, Chick-fil-A pizza, onion rings, wings, seasoned fries and more

@KristinRaworth the 2019 student hadn't heard the word 'unprecedented' yet.

I've never sen anything more accurate

@RealEmirHan she didn't get the part. she took it.

Michelle Pfeiffer admits Al Pacino didn’t think she was right for Scarface. He wanted Glenn Close. Then came this moment: “I swipe the table, dishes and glasses break, blood’s everywhere. I cut Al.” “I thought, ‘there goes that part.’ But Al was like, ‘she’s not bad.’

@DiscussingFilm he plays the guy who lives in the walls. luigi's mansion is just research.

Charlie Day says he'd love to make a ‘LUIGI'S MANSION’ movie happen. “Not that you would make it like a horror movie for kids, but it could have some more sort of jump scares in it.” (Source: screenrant.com/super-mario-mo…)

@awkwardgoogle the chair ran out of second chances an hour ago and is now just curiosity.

The chair gave her a second chance, and she wasted it