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@iN_cognito__ @citizentvkenya 😁

@citizentvkenya For us in government and tutam… our petrol stations will retail at the previous prices, feeling sad for the wantam battalion man

BREAKING: EPRA raises petrol price by Ksh 28.69 per litre EPRA raises diesel price by Ksh 40.30 per litre Kerosene price remains unchanged The price of petrol in Nairobi is 206.97 per litre The price of diesel in Nairobi is 206.84 per litre #CitizenExplainer

@Rubbih1 @WilliamsRuto Tafuta 527 umaskini isikuue kijana

@therealGitonga @WilliamsRuto So what.

@WilliamsRuto Never seen a president so desperate.

Addressed residents and football fans at Gusii Stadium. Reaffirmed our unwavering commitment to transform the county through programmes and projects that address key challenges, uplift lives, expand opportunities, and drive sustainable development for all.

@Rubbih1 @WilliamsRuto You are an idiot. You just don't realise.

@WilliamsRuto The way William Ruto has been executing his Manifesto is superb. From Housing to Sports. Roads to Rails, definitely calls for TUTAM guys

@KyaloIntel At this point this man needs to forced to vie for presidency. He's among the few sober ones.

Former Makueni governor, Prof. Kivutha Kibwana after done with his Schedule as a lecturer at Daystar university

@Fellies_Online @ivymuthe No sensible dad would do that. He knows that's not his house.

@ivymuthe Depends on the caliber of the visitor. If my dad visits and does that I am allowing it.

Would you allow this in your space from a visitor?

@lilydaisy_mwai @victor_olu3836 @AokoOtieno_ 😁 Ala

@victor_olu3836 @AokoOtieno_ No wonder anapelekwa Kisumu

Methu allegedly to be charged with Treason, Ako kwa Subaru, anapelekwa Kisumu Personally, I think such moves will only radicalize more, Unaacha tu mtu aongee, achoke Ruto told Uhuru same things, even worse "Usinitishe bana, bora usiuwe watoto wangu" Kamwana kept his cool

@JoelJirane @georgediano Juzi niliskia msee akibonga juu ya vile tunafaa ku invest in nuclear energy as a country. How do we even begin such conversations if a health facility can lack stable electric power ( or water) in 2026? We are a joke.

Sai kuna CS inaendelea hapo theater lakini wanatumia tochi ya simu. Affordable bloggers wako hapa kusifu huyo jamaa wa energy, sina neno mimi. Complications ikitokea ni madaktari hawajui kufanya kazi yao. Mnadhani ni jokes, incompetency ya hawa leaders itakufikia.

@saiah72403 @Pulse_Reels George blackmail peleka mbali sana.

@Pulse_Reels There will come a day, you will wish those preachers come to your rescue, but you shall be all alone suffering and gnashing your teeth in deep pain; Pata cancer ndio ujue hiyo sio kelele wanapiganga

Man confronts street preachers over noise pollution

@pwawesh @MosesNduta82652 @amerix 😁😁 gaddamnit

@MosesNduta82652 @amerix Nduta😭😭, Already kuna evidence ya crisis in your name

Men, There are these special breeds of soy men who, • Cook • Wash utensils and clothes While their wives are there. Are you a fool or something? That is not love. That is stupidity. Let your wife do what she was supposed to do for you. Bladifakin! #MasculinitySaturday

@alfsiero @RiobaK @amerix Where in this country are burgers cheaper than arrow roots?

@RiobaK @amerix The alternative is expensive and thin. Ask yourself why burger or fries is cheaper than arrow root or sweet potato.

This is what ignorant people buy all the time, then endlessly complain about - High cost of living - Ulcers - Being broke This is not food. These are products. Avoid them. CHANGE or PERISH #FoodFriday

@Elidamos @NytoP2PMwangi Wacha ufala

@NytoP2PMwangi So who should build churches? Havi is a Joker.

Senior Counsel Nelson Havi paid school fees for a student at the Kenya School of Law! That same student came back with a second request, inviting the former LSK president to a fundraiser to renovate their church in Kangemi. Havi gave him a brutal response: “We do not need to build more churches for now. We need to build hospitals, schools, and roads. I will not contribute.” 🤣🤣 Is he right?

@ElijahKipteng @KyaloIntel Calorie dense food is actually more expensive in Kenya.

@KyaloIntel It is because when you are rich, you can afford to eat healthy; you can afford to choose what to eat. You can afford to join a gym and afford to have time for the gym. But if you are not rich, you eat what is available and cheap. You all eat a calories dense food.

Its only in kenya, where you get millionaires like Maina Kageni and Dennis itumbi , less than 60 kgs in weight, then boda boda riders and watu wakuuza butcheries na mutura weighing over from 80 kgs..Problem with kenyan women, if you are fat, even if dig toilets , they see you as rich, if you a bank manager but thin , they see you as poor

@ivan_ivankm @georgediano I'm stuck at the church rendering you unfit to play the piano. How is this their business?😄

@georgediano This is not a business

Momentum Credit founder and CEO, Job Muriuki, has passed away at the age of 41 while undergoing treatment in India. Following the announcement of his death, many people flocked to the Momentum Credit page expressing celebration over his demise. It is alleged that the CEO had been frustrating creditors, with some reportedly suffering severe stress related conditions such as depression and high blood pressure. Ayaaam telling you, when a large number of people who feel oppressed pray against you, you won't survive for too long in this earth,, chesaa!!

@Physicuss111 @the_sambu You however can't ignore the influence he has.

@the_sambu Riggy throwing spanners in the works, he can't vie. Clinically he is dead politically.

Gachagua goes Rampant in his first sitting with President William Ruto.

@DerrickMlami @onochwa @randomworldke It is a dual road.

@onochwa @randomworldke Does the road look like a dual carriage

If you want to know why Kenya is not progressing,watch how they drive. That's all 😤🙂‍↔️

@Akben_ @EstherPassaris @MamaRachelRuto Haiombwi hivo wee fala

@EstherPassaris @MamaRachelRuto Mummy nakuwanga nakupenda ata kama uko broadbased and will definitely support your Makadara bid, but sometimes wacha kutetea huyo mzee sana, hayuko ODMand he is on a mission to finish us

Targeting our First Lady, Her Excellency @MamaRachelRuto, and suggesting that her wearing shades is evidence of abuse is reckless and irresponsible. Sexual and gender-based violence is not something to trivialize, weaponize, or turn into political theatre. It is a serious issue that affects real women, real families, and real survivors, and it must never be reduced to speculation, insinuation, or cheap political attacks. @fidakenya @CREAWKenya #RespectWomen #EasterMonday

@Simonk2341 @DIWA001kenya @amerix Don't come here picking fights if at the very least you can't type like a literate man.

@DIWA001kenya @amerix Because you believe your musculinity couch is always right.

It is today that I have learnt Obinna is a Mja'Luo.

@KwachOmugaa @kijana_misa @its_knox_ Just give a regular handshake. You don't have to overdo things.

@kijana_misa @its_knox_ Hii ni respect tu ,,Achana na propaganda bludifuckin

Amerix alisema nini about wanaume kujishika mikono hivi??😂

@RangoRealm @kijana_misa Elder my foot.

@kijana_misa Oketch Salah is an elder and Mbavu ni kijana mdogo. This is a show of respect. Most of us grew up doing it, I still do it to my seniors. Let's not let stupid opinions water down good behavior and respect.