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@thombo89

I said, quit trying to be cool

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arealian@thombo89·
Just witnessed two flies exchanging little packets of information… Am I being spied on? Am I being fly-spied on?
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arealian@thombo89·
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! To Isengard! To Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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arealian@thombo89·
@growing_daniel Do we pronounce it like w-old or like v-old? I prefer "vold" for the pronunciation personally
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Daniel@growing_daniel·
wold water hits different
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arealian@thombo89·
@viemccoy They really should be setting qntm's Ra and Stross's Accelerando as required reading these days.
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arealian@thombo89·
Wow i had no idea this would resonate with people... lmao
arealian@thombo89

@goblinporn I get mad hard when the barber hits the nape Of my neck just right with the buzzer bruh Sends shivers down my spine

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arealian@thombo89·
Smokin' on p00p
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arealian@thombo89·
@growing_daniel Driving in the winter with the heat PUMPING and the windows down is GOATED for achieving "wold" fyi
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Daniel@growing_daniel·
I like running my AC and heater at the same time. It produces a composite temperature effect I call "wold" for warm+cold which hits different than a purebred temp. The European mind cannot comprehend the subtle pleasure of wold
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dick kickem@iShitInMyJNCOS·
Cutting off my entire arm cause I thought it was cake
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Jack@FuneralDrinker·
@thombo89 idk what mtf is supposed to mean
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Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Need a girl who will pull my teeth out with pliers and no anesthetic
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arealian@thombo89·
Now that I am a married man, I would like to formally ask the population of 18 to 35 year-old women in Brooklyn to stop having hard nipples poking through their T-shirts and tank tops. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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arealian@thombo89·
@justalexoki Just push through it, you'll be fine. It's a phase and it WILL pass.
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taoki@justalexoki·
i am actually slowly losing the pull to tweet. it used to be obsessive, on my mind all the time. now idk im not feeling it as much. might be a good thing? or maybe it's just the cut taking its toll
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Joseph 🕊️@CaudilloXIV·
Cigarettes can’t hurt you if you’re smoking them with a beautiful brunette laying on her tummy
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arealian@thombo89·
My penis looks exactly like the flying luck dragon, Falkor.
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arealian@thombo89·
We've had ONE, yes. But what about SECOND breakfast?!
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arealian@thombo89·
Ong muhfuggin ring wraiths boutta get da homie Frodo but he just hit a record breaking long jump (for a hobbit) onto the buckleberry fairy...wait I mean ferry LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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@goblinporn I get mad hard when the barber hits the nape Of my neck just right with the buzzer bruh Sends shivers down my spine
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The educated genius
The educated genius@goblinporn·
Playing with my balls under the cape at the barbershop
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arealian@thombo89·
Naming your company after an explicitly evil object in the Lord of the Rings / Middle Earth universe...ISHYGDDT I SHIGGY DIGGY
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arealian@thombo89·
Bro, Merry and Pippin were just close homies and drinking buddies. STOP SAYING THEY WERE GAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I have had it up to HERE with this historical revisionism.
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