Joshua L Wallace

@zNpesta__ Huh. This worked. I looked, I liked, I bought for $6

If you’re seeing this tweet, here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to open Steam and look up a game called “Crosscode”. If it looks literally even 1% interesting to you, get it. It’s 70% off for the next few days. You will not regret it

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@Freyy_is Thought provoking

learning how to tell when advice is really just someone else’s regret in disguise. your divorced friend cautioning you about marriage, your broke uncle’s take on investments, your unhappy parent steering your career. they are not advising you. they are processing themselves. once you learn to hear the wound behind the words you stop letting lost people give you directions.

@waitbutwhy My dude I appreciate how you approach life with curiosity and readily admit your own mistakes. The rest of humanity could learn a thing or two

Apparently I'm wrong and achilles tendons heal on their own. Happy for ancient people.

Until recently, snapping your achilles tendon just made you a cripple for life

@CatholicCharm Never tried black bean brownies bc that sounds gross. But zucchini bread is objectively delicious

Why do people put themselves through eating stuff like zucchini bread or black bean brownies?? Just be normal and eat a brownie. I’m all for eating healthy but indulging in something you like every now and then is normal and good for you. Put the beans back in the pantry

@BlueJacketStats Cool

Oh, how quickly the changeover happens. 9:30: 18,000+ ready to watch overtime. 11:30: This.

@chipscoggins Dammit you’re making me feel feeeeeelings

This is Drew Kortan and John Gramer watching Moorhead warmup at the 2017 state tournament. They were 7 years old and dreaming of being down there on the ice. Tonight, they won state championship as sophomores.

Best line in high school hockey #TheTourney

Spuds!!! #TheTourney

Moorhead was getting outskated badly early on. But depth and stamina are giving them a shot in OT. We’ve got a classic in the making #TheTourney

@TJMattf This tweet aged well!

I’m calling it Now. We’re getting OT tonight #TheTourney26

WOW 🤯 #TheTourney

We are in for another thrilling ending #TheTourney

@hlrule If I were the coach I might do that on my own. Show the next years’s class what I expect

It doesn't appear that Tucker Johnson is on the bench for the third-place game between Edina and and Rosemount.

Bonus hockey! Wild back and forth, both teams are skating with spit and vinegar #TheTourney

WOW #TheTourney

My takes are aging like milk today. Hibbing up 4-3

Amendment - nothing like a newly tied hockey game at #TheTourney

Nothing like a one goal hockey game at #TheTourney

Hibbing has the edge in control but Warroad is able to take advantage of their opportunities and finish the goal. Warroad up 3-1 #TheTourney