Mrs Burnside

@impossiblebones @JeremyTate41 That's a stupid belief.

@weejoy @JeremyTate41 That’s because you’re a psychopath.

The single most insightful person about modernity and enduring truth over the past century is GK Chesterton, a 300+ pound British journalist with bad teeth. He was only right about literally everything.

@AboutTheHouse @AliciaPayneMP Mothering an infant is a full time job.

Did you know that, under standing order 257, an infant being cared for by a member is allowed on the Chamber floor? Yesterday, the Member for Canberra @AliciaPayneMP became the first member to ask a question during #QT while holding her infant son.

Why is the White house Twitter page Schitzo posting?

@RestrictedDaily I just watched it recently for the first time, the Tom Cruise character is on the spectrum too, he's just more high functioning.

Who carried it more… Tom Cruise or Dustin Hoffman? Settle it.

@julia_doubleday @AAA_Travel Yep, I was driving my husbands car and they would not give me a tow.

My dad is driving to DC for the first time since my mom died in Jan and he hit a deer. He called @AAA_Travel for help and a tow & they asked to speak to my mother. He informed them she just died & they said he can’t use the policy then & left a 70 year old grieving man stranded

@WhiteHouse We're at this point now aren't we?

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@MensHumor If you are comparing airlines I think laptop is best, but I get such amazing upgrades from AA I will be faithful to them for life and always use the phone app for that.

I'm with her on this one. Plane tickets are laptop purchases.

If you are comparing flights on different airlines the price will go up if you don't accept it straight away. You need to clear your cache to get the original lower price. It's the kind of activity I would prefer to do on a larger screen with easily navigable windows, not the POS phone my husband recommended I buy. You might have a better phone than me.

@MensHumor I bought my flights in the app on my phone. Why make it harder and have to use a computer?

@ultimocolinesio Very high chance she has some Norse descent.

Donald Trump habla igual que su madre escocesa incluso hasta los gestos

If you think your day was bad, this fella got arrested and banned from the Olympics all in the same day!

@Cernovich Of course this planet is your home, where else in the universe are you able to breathe without mechanical assistance?

Earth has never felt like my home. 0% chance that my ancestors “evolved” here.

@FredPawle @ALeighMP Actions like this degrade the importance of motherhood. It is any surprise so many kids have ADHD or mental illness today?

@ALeighMP This photo implies two things: 1. That bringing a child to work doesn’t compromise performance. 2. That caring for an infant while working doesn’t compromise the child’s development. Wrong on both counts. And yet this woman is a Member of Parliament. Australia is doomed.

Alicia Payne MP returned from maternity leave this week after welcoming baby Joseph, her third child. In what may be a first, Alicia and Joseph asked the Prime Minister a question with Joseph in her arm (photo by Mike Bowers). Parliament is happier, smarter and kinder with Alicia in it. #auspol #qt

@impossiblebones @JeremyTate41 I don't think it's stupid to worship the Creator of the universe.

@JeremyTate41 Well he wasn’t an atheist, so how smart can anything else he believed be?

@atensnut please make it stop

Another one. Does anybody know what the message is?

@WonderWomaNinja it's childish.

The heck?? Who is running this account???

@JaanLeeuw7100 @Neety55 If you are simply anti-communist they call you far right.

@Neety55 Apparently you are far right if you don't want your governemnt riddled with nation wide corruption .

Albo bangs on about the "FAR right" and "White supremacy" on and on and on, blaming everything on that...Well Albo we know you despise us and guess what we hate your fucking guts🤬🤬

@Osint613 Please make it stop.

Two new posts made by the White House:

@australian They were never women to begin with.

Transgender women have been banned from female competition, the International Olympic Committee has announced, after a two-year investigation found they have an overwhelming advantage in strength, power and endurance. Read the full story: bit.ly/4ddyXgV

@MickamiousG But how else will they pay for the rainbow crosswalks?

The best thing the Australian Government could do right now to help the Australian People is temporarily remove Fuel Excise. That's all they need to do and everyone around the country would actually happy that the Government is doing the right thing to help the people.

@PhilippusArabus In 1976 it was year long fireworks and festivities from January 1st onwards.

It's easy to forget that this year marks the 250th anniversary of the USA's independence. Around 20 years ago, such a milestone would be celebrated with a year-long blitz of TV specials, movies, decorations, books, exhibits, etc. Today, it barely registers as a footnote.