regan

@proofofjake_ not really

@0xthegipper can u speak

anyone still in cannes? may organise a lowkey dins if people are keen

@networkspirits happy birthday lovely i need to see you in cannes!!!

happy birthday to me 🇫🇷

@sxtvik so bullish

Amidst all the April 1st posts, I'm excited to share something extremely genuine and important today. I'm leveraging my rich experiences from my time as a mental health activist co-authoring policy and research with UNICEF, to building globally adopted payment products at Mastercard, to creating social impact through Web3, and lately supporting consumer products and founders over the past year, to bring @OfflineProtocol out of stealth today. What started as a simple idea of bringing payments, communication, and information to everyone around the world a few years ago has now transformed into something greater, something real. Those who know me know how deeply passionate I've been about creating impact where it truly matters, and this is my biggest step yet towards fulfilling that personal mission. Read our litepaper (linked in replies) to learn more. Follow and engage with our flagship NFT collection @OfflineOracles. Get in touch if you want to secure WL for you or your community. Get in touch if you want to collaborate/partner/invest in the protocol. This won't be an easy task, but with an incredible advisory board already shaping up, and hopes of having more of you join us, we are confident that we can effectively begin helping the unbanked, enabling communication where it matters, making crypto more accessible, and creating a global culture of verifiable ownership. Thank you for the support, litepaper below.

@Scav thank you for always sharing your magic 🤍💗

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. I’m trans, and I love that about myself. My mantra’s I want it to be the fourth or fifth most interesting thing about me, when it registers at all. In past TDOVs I’ve shared threads about transitioning, about its joys and challenges. This year, my plan for being visible is to share a year of magic. Depending when you meet me, it may even slot into those First Three Things. Transitioning remains the best decision of my life. It’s not for everyone, but if it’s for you, it feels like magic every day.

@julibachi beautiful 💗

4 years married, 12 years together. Talk about longing.

guess my elo ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

@coinempress we need to hang!!

@0xthegipper oh hello!

frohncee 🥖🥖

@cruelhandeth 😭😭😭

@0xthegipper just woke up from a nap, what’s up?

if u can sleep on planes you don’t have real problems and i won’t entertain your complaints

@PhiMarHal cooked me i fear

If you can afford planes, you don't have real problems, and I won't entertain your complaints.

@andyhyfi your steak is too juicy…your lobster too buttery,,

@0xthegipper i fall asleep so easy on planes that sometimes i crash during boarding, nap through the runway, and wake up at takeoff completely confused because usually landing wakes me. then it makes me another 20 whole minutes to get back to sleep. this is my cross to bear.

@phonkdart silence bean eater

@0xthegipper skill issue

@phonkdart lfg

Heading to Cannes for EthCC Looking forward to seeing old faces and new - hmu if you're there gang Overjoyed they're not holding it in July this time around

@tinyrainboot tiny don’t play with me i am dming

gm. i have some slots available for tiny workshops i’m hosting in cannes this week. have you ever wanted to learn how to make a sigil? what about a silver ring? let’s combine them and make some magic. dm for more info ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆

@squidrouter let me in 🫧🫧

We're bringing more Squid to more people. Built with love at every layer, coming soon to a phone near you. Reply 🫧 to join the queue

@sxtvik happy birthday!!!! <333

my gf baked me the coolest birthday cake ever

the chinese kol thing has me so upset. AHHH!! she was photographed in a professional context & then dogpiled on the internet :((. she's a real person seeing all of this in real time. if you're reading this girl i have your back, you and your pfp rock, and none of it is funny 💙

@MacroMate8 @SolanaFndn time to long sol

big personal news: first off, Ethereum is dead second, i am now Special Situations at @SolanaFndn. my mandate is mega deals that will drive max value why solana? > the most engaged userbase in crypto with the highest take rate per volume (more than hype coinbase binance) > foundation is very lean and full of killers > other chains dont need me. ethereum is fucked (stuck in communism) and hype’s perp game is mature. solana is perfect for me to have fun and get shit done what will i do at solana: > bring 10B TVL to solana i’ve brokered 1-2B before and wanna up my game. if you are a large TVL provider, we have super scalable fixed yield products at 7-8% in a tradfi setup dm me > help grow RWA perps on solana hype done a great job with oil, gold, nasdaq perps and we will take it further if you are a serious crypto/tradfi market maker in rwa, we have the distribution and open to deals dm me what motivates me personally: first off, I am doing this for glory. I want to come in and be instrumental in growing trading activity and onchain tvl. second, I want to be relevant again. I miss pissing people off while being unavoidable. its fun thirdly, learn how to acquire trading distribution. almost no one in crypto knows how to do but thats where billion usd opportunities lie and they belong on solana.