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Preorders are now open for IntelligenceMesh! - Compatible as a mesh node with all @OfflineProtocol apps (Fernweh V2, MINE, IntelligenceMesh) - Compatible with @BitchatMe_ (one team @jack) - Compatible with anything you build on our offline SDKs - Connects with offline apps and hardware as an incentivized mesh relay - Pairs with a companion tiny AI app with local resources - Provide local emergency alerts and automatically syncs preparedness knowledge base - Syncs knowledge with other local users - Includes devkit, modules, theme manager to display your own themes, stats, and apps - Includes detailed setup instructions for even the most non-technical users to easily use it well I’ll personally be handling each order, setting it up with the software, and shipping it out with a mystery gift at my cost for your support on our first ever hardware experiment! Genuinely means the world to have so much excitement for this. Preorder for $50, link below:

@sama Once again, check your email Cheaper and faster can be solved together

i keep thinking i want the models to be cheaper/faster more than i want them to be smarter but it seems that just being smarter is still the most important thing

@sama sam if you dm me I am going to start using codex

you know what all of these "which is better" polls are silly use codex or claude code, whatever works best for you i am grateful we live in a time with such amazing tools, and grateful there is a choice

@FintechKristen @jack Congrats, really exciting to see this! @jack appreciate all you’re doing to validate the offline networking space for all of us 🙏🏼

This week we're excited to start piloting nearby payments in Cleveland, Philadelphia, and Chicago! You can pay people nearby (or get paid 💰) faster, smoother, and easier than ever before. Feels like magic. Will scale to all of you soon 😍

@patrickc Thank you for creating such a useful product, happy atlas customer!

Stripe Atlas just hit 100,000 all-time incorporations. Q1 2026 is +130% Y/Y.

@tikhbana surely you don’t believe you made this design system

OMG WHEN WILL IT STOP LMAO

@victorcardenas @slashapp Awesome, thank you for answering!

@sxtvik @slashapp USD only. This is a stablecoin backed card. Customers can fund their account with stablecoin or USD and then spend it with a card that is usable anywhere Visa is accepted.

@victorcardenas @slashapp So can they still transact and issue cards for local currency, and see all their spend in local currency or is it USD only? And if USD only, are you managing FX on spend or powered directly by Visa FX?

You provide your local docs. We have a big US business and any US business signing up for Slash has to provide all those things. This product lets you provide your company’s local registration ID, ID number, and address and still get access to our product. Onboarding questionnaire is as/more rigorous as our US one, there are just so many businesses not in the US :). Every business customer we onboard has cards issued to them, not to us obviously.

@mercury Damn why didn’t I get any

The (not a) bank that sends handmade ceramics.

Breaks my heart a little that my grandpa who was a life long entrepreneur, always trying to work on new ideas and endeavors, never really got to witness me finally coming into my own as a founder as well. I hope I made him proud.

@SHL0MS td micro graphic core

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@proofofjake_ thanks to god he’s now unlonely

an ex consumer crypto founder becoming a hybrid “faithless” christian preaching to instagram reels was not on my 2026 bingo card particularly considering his previous tweets lol

@gregpr07 Yes? And that deserves a congratulations

Why do people congratulate each other on the launch of a product? That’s like congratulating someone for signing up for the gym.

Hey man, I’m writing this reply in hopes of having an honest conversation with you here. Person to person. Why do you always deflect to “Palantir software is used by factory workers, hospital staff, and many other working class people.” I recently met someone who works for Palantir, great guy and educated me on some of this other work you also engage in. Clearly those are NOT the use cases or customers that people have an issue with and voice criticism over. From the weeks of seeing responses from Twitter about your merch teasers, the (valid) criticism is about the other applications of Palantir which has marred the brand perception as something evil and involved in work that actively harms communities. Do you think these associations are unjust, do you empathize with the skepticism people have of the brand, do you think spending less time further ragebaiting people who are actually vocalizing real skepticism and instead engaging in a more meaningful way might help rebuild the perception is a more productive use of time? Again, I’m genuinely keen to have this conversation with you.

triggering folks like you with this design has been one of the more rewarding experiences of my career. I’m going to print them out and put them in a slide deck for my annual review. Palantir software is used by factory workers, hospital staff, and many other working class people around the country, and world, to do their jobs better. you’re just so fried from the bs in your echo chamber that anything Palantir-related is automatically bad and makes you feel some type of way.

a surveillance company dropping an iconic French workwear chore jacket that is a symbol for working class, anti-corporate, artisanal wear, is the epitome of ‘taste washing’. i can’t believe I ever tried selling fashion to techies 🙄

Congrats! “Millions more haven't really met it yet, and the gap between what they think AI can do and what Claude actually does is the most fun story to tell in tech right now.” This is something I’ve been speaking with @trq212 about, we really want to support this work with @OfflineProtocol. Would love to chat.

Excited to be joining @AnthropicAI to show the world what Claude can do. Millions of people use Claude every day. Millions more haven't really met it yet, and the gap between what they think AI can do and what Claude actually does is the most fun story to tell in tech right now. @vercel was an incredible run. A truly special place with people who refuse to trade quality for speed and somehow hit both at the highest level. To everyone I worked with there, thank you. One of the best experiences of my life, and I'm grateful for every bit of it. And every ship. It's rare to get to work on something you genuinely believe in, with people who care this much about getting it right. Getting that twice in a row isn't lost on me. Lots to do. Lots to show.

@paraga Incredible website! We should talk should having @OfflineProtocol in here.

The web’s second user is coming online. Our customers are building at the frontier - shaping every corner of the economy. pioneers.parallel.ai

@loriberenberg Just bc of this we should chat

unfortunately god didn’t give me the ability to be serious, so when i started getting sleepy at a dinner of investors, i did blurt out “actually i don’t think VCs are ever value-add” to spice things up

@sama Check your email, sent you something cool

Not a bug but just a functionality thing, 4.7 yaps significantly more than any previous model even on medium effort for no reason. It also does a lot more of “actually wait…” and makes its previous paragraphs of yapping redundant. I have to constantly add don’t yap to prompts. And, check DMs please!

we're doing a lot more of this, hunting down some of the most annoying bugs in Claude Code let me know if you have any white whales

@samuel_spitz @samuel_spitz would love to chat with you and @amasad about embedding some cool infra into Replit to enable users to build simpler apps in low connectivity environments. I want to work with you to enable Replit to thrive in emerging markets

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