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“Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.” ― George Carlin

Hegseth: "May almighty God continue to bless our troops in this fight. To the American people, please pray for them every day on bended knee with your family, in your schools, in your churches, in the name of Jesus Christ."

@StevenZap @highbrow_nobrow @atrupar If the Trumps are saving god, then god has no shot.

Who is "we" Eric? Are you employed by the White House or some other department in the government? How exactly are you "saving Christianity"? and who is "we" in that declaration you shared here? What does "We're saving God." mean? and who is "we" in that declaration. Weren't you a DEI hire the first time? Please straighten out anything here that needs to be clarified. @EricTrump

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window…” @atrupar

@BillDea38333230 @Maximumatheist

@Maximumatheist That's Pascal's Wager - And it only works if the choice is between one God and no god - There are at least 4,000 gods currently being worshiped - What if you bet on the Christian god and the 6-armed Hindu monkey god turns out to be the real god?

Ridiculous rationale. In the meantime, they fork over 10% of their wages. Weekly. For life.

@PaulyC8675309 @therealaskilroy @isaiahrmartin Definitely not an idiot MAGAt.

@4ForFore @therealaskilroy @isaiahrmartin

JB Pritzker systematically dismantled the Illinois Republican Party and America is better off because of it

@loudmd @Seinfeldism1 You think I'm going to spend my life with somebody because he can get me a deal on a box of nails?

@Seinfeldism1 How about Carrie Sokol , the daughter of the case worker for George at the unemployment office?

Despite being follicly impaired (and his ongoing shrinkage issues) George Costanza managed to carry on relationships with many beautiful and successful women. Can you explain this enigma? Who was your favorite? #Seinfeld #Costanza

Microsoft Windows sucks ass.

@Captain__Ex @JeffHalverson5 @iamAtheistGirl Did you ever stop to ponder that the whole story is made up by goys who wanted in on the religion business?

@JeffHalverson5 @iamAtheistGirl And do. He was murdered for what he said as well, because those who are unable to hear the truth had to. Everything he predicted was going to happen to him, did. And everything he predicted would happen after has come to pass.

christians love to point at muslims as the problem while doing the exact same shit in a different prayer position

Fuck Billy Payne! Would he have done this to a white golfer? Augusta National didn't even allow a black to be a member at their course until 1990. FUCK YOU! youtube.com/watch?v=atq7S4…

@maura_resister I bet he said 20.

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@Munchkinsnana @thejackhopkins LOL!

@thejackhopkins Along with a truth disability and a morality disability and a thinking disability and a character disability.

The President of the United States has a learning disability.

This entire timeline traces back to one moment: Trump’s ego couldn’t survive being mocked by Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

@therealaskilroy @isaiahrmartin

@isaiahrmartin You’re from Maryland. You have no idea what Illinois is like under Pritzger.

He kidnapped a Head of State in Venezuela. He killed 170 girls in a school. He assassinated a Head of State in Iran. He started a war. He drove up oil prices. He began a genocide in Cuba. The worst president in world history. Donald Trump.

Do you know where your birth certificate is? If Trump gets his Save Bill passed, a birth certificate may be needed to vote. One out of five adult Americans say they don't have a copy on hand. How about you? Your thoughts?

@DougWahl1 They have to try and cheat because they know they are gonna get their asses kicked real good in the mid-terms.

@Acyn The whole fucking world HATES DONALD TRUMP!

Graham: Donald Trump saved the world. Nobody will say this in the mainstream media.

@WhiteHouse Why did Joe Kent say you're full of shit?

RAPIDLY PUTTING IRAN OUT OF BUSINESS!

@TedWilcox7 @atrupar Love the ketchup drippings on his shirt!

@atrupar but..but..but I thought NOBODY thought Iran would block the Strait of Hormuz?

Q: Trump didn't consult with NATO before the war began. Why is it fair for the president to expect NATO allies to help now after the fact? LEAVITT: NATO allies benefit far more from the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz than the US does