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@venturetwt yo

you can tell someone's sexual orientation and gender just by their pfp. just watch. i'm the lgbt wizard

@CONEY Shadow doesn’t wash his hands when he shits

calling upon the eldest and wisest of all Sonic loremasters to tell me why it hurts Knuckles to rotate his wrist in the correct direction

@v_letical “Restroom” my ass brah, I be fighting for my life in there

Why do they call it a restroom

@uptiltupair what about his peeing penis

@autismpills might be the best tweet of all time

breakfast for dinner... eggs + bacon + toast + dr pepper #eatingtwt #tubbytwt

@autismpills This could fix me

easy dinner :3 oven fries + chicken + dr pepper #eatingtwt #tubbytwt

@SpectralAurora_ try finger, but whole

this reads like the multiplayer messages in souls games

@Qzimyion I’ve never understood “old Minecraft was better” cause isn’t it like super easy to go back to an older version

@db_witch it’s both funny and scary that a lot of older critics / writers have no idea what they’re talking about

This might be the worst description of Dragon Ball I’ve ever seen

@MARCUSAARONLIA1 v1 ultrakill is one of the best robot designs imo

It’s just wild that the people doing robotics just keep on making them look uncanny flesh things instead of embracing robotic parts. Are they devoid of creativity? Like why not make them look like stylized dolls or make them have screen faces for expressions. Just be creative.

@peeholelicker am I crazy or does this guy have a dick in their ass

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@josetiz98 @eggie73 @LowResDev Only if you do it while lifting the weight

@eggie73 @LowResDev Does... does that help?

@VisuaIMaisie his pfp kinda fire tho

@pyrameadhead Real talk wtf do shoes have to do with ed

Ever notice how these reactionary weirdos only acknowledge genes exist when they're talking about non whites

Kai Cenat almost broke down into tears after getting dropped by a zombie and wasting 4 hours of progress 😭😭

@kaya_moosic Kanye west

guess the rapper

@helixisms fedtwt

inventing eatingtwt. polar opposite of edtwt you post what you’re eating and everyone else on eatingtwt replies saying how tasty it looks

@odd2763 @simbasad2 @nigga_goat89872 nah

@simbasad2 @nigga_goat89872 Y’all know what I mean