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If you can’t handle me at my “waTCh me bl0w up yuor thr0at, human”
You don’t deserve me at my “I couLD EAt your p3ach for >hours<“
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aioli chowder
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aioli chowder
@AioliChowder
my favorite food is mayonnaise soup | I support all wars, for the, troops | #youcannotdodomesticviolencetoanllm
Chicago, IL Присоединился Ocak 2022
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@Lancegooden they didn’t airhole them then leave them as fishbait?
all this proves is that the Iranians are willing to observe the LoaC
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This is how the Iranian regime treated U.S. Navy sailors due to Barack Obama's weak leadership, Gavin.
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
The man who actually got Iran to make a deal that kept Americans safe
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A friend of mine just made a funny recommendation to me, let me know what you think:
We start judging candidates who want to run for office in Texas by how many days you think they could survive in Texas if they were time traveled to 1835.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft Worry not about the death, be glad for the life
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@Glinner “forced diabetes mellitus” is what these crazy people call denying a diabetic access to insulin
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'Forced puberty' is what these psychotic retards call natural puberty. Worse than rape apparently.
laulukaskas@clockstiqqun
the backlash to this tweet is ironic because if anything it should be denounced for understating the horror of forced puberty. few rapes leave permanent physical damage, and yet 100% of forced puberty causes permanent changes. rape is a luxury in comparison
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@Brazil201 @_letterbxmb @AzelfDaGirl I had role models and mentors in the form of teachers from kindergarten through college. I’m sorry you were the dipshit child none of the teachers would vibe with
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@_letterbxmb @AzelfDaGirl Teachers are trash though, they are just babysitters
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It feels like nobody hates teachers more than the United States
Block Club Chicago@BlockClubCHI
An AI elementary school, with no teachers, is opening in Chicago this fall. blockclubchi.co/4lQB2S5
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@BigzMegan @PinstripeBungle It’s also like a hundredth of normal traffic
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@PinstripeBungle Iran has been letting some ships through the straight if they pay a bribe is part of it.
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how is brent crude still under $100 and what are they doing to keep it that way. it can't all be stockpile releases, right?
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@PinstripeBungle I think there’s such a huge system of interconnected markets that hard supply shocks will take a while to reverberate. Manila has voluntarily shaved like a point or two off its GDP this year just to keep the lights on while we are being kings of da road in 12 mpg crossovers
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@_letterbxmb I’m gonna go eat some ants about it, maybe some termites and fallen fruits (hopefully they have started to ferment and I can get kinda fucked up as an arboreal little guy)
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@poiThePoi @marcinthelab @DolphinMossad 999/1000 right wingers think top marginal tax rates disincentivize high earners from continuing to earn highly.
9999/10000 right wingers think the GOP delivers better macroeconomic performance despite it never having done so since Reconstruction
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@marcinthelab @DolphinMossad 10% of this country is ESL.
~25% of this country cannot find bread in an unfamiliar grocery store by reading the aisle signs
50% of this country cannot read this tweet.
We are somehow the third or fourth best country in the world re: literacy.
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The thing about literacy is that having it makes it impossible to imagine not having it.
No, most people cannot read an employment contract. They just sign it.
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@marcinthelab @DolphinMossad For one, it means that decades of right wing healthcare policy proposals are premised on utter lunacy. The idea that people would shop around for healthcare presupposed that the average American loves doing homework at a magnitude never evidenced in two centuries of nationhood
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@DolphinMossad What are the policy implications of taking this idea seriously? Everything from employment contracts, to credit, to medical instructions assumes that the general public has an apparently unrealistically high level of reading comprehension.
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@_letterbxmb Once you learn how to use Adobe Illustrstor, it’s up to you to be an angle or debil
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@_letterbxmb Public Affairs Officer is one of the only jobs available to enlisted men and women that gives them skills directly transferable to a white collar job. Turns out all marketing/PR is demilitarized propaganda!
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I still remember when a recruiter tried to poach me in high school and I was just like “yeah… I wanna be a graphic designer, sorry” and he tried to convince me that they had that job in the army. Like ok bro I won’t be designing your propaganda for you, thanks very much.
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@PinstripeBungle @matthew_petti Going into the fucking sky to drop bombs on top of your enemies will remain the apex of human warfare. Going higher into the sky and making the bomb “better” (more destructive or more accurate) will be what we do, rather than replacing the concept of making humans fear the sky
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@matthew_petti the ukrainian, when threatened, will construct a gizmo
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@goat_classic @christapeterso There’s basically nothing short of the US occupying the entirety of Iran’s gulf coast into perpetuity that could ameliorate the current problem, and even that would be no guarantee. The best way to fix it would be to get a time machine and not attack Iran in the first place
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@goat_classic @christapeterso For a shahed’s firing platform, yeah. They are vastly cheaper and harder to detect/target than the Transporter Erector-Launchers that bedeviled coalition forces hunting Iraqi scuds
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Israel (and so the US) heavily invested in targeting launchers on the premise that it would reduce launches to something manageable. But they’re trucks with hydraulics, the idea that they’re a critical bottleneck does not make any sense
Policy Tensor@policytensor
RUSI data was based on the first 16 days. I estimate the number of days remaining as of today assuming the same daily rate held since.* Here are some findings. 1. Israel is basically out of Arrow interceptors, close to running out of David’s sling, and maybe 10 days of THAAD interceptors. This may be why even non-hypersonic and non-terminally maneuvering missiles are getting through more. 2. US interceptors are also running low. THAAD is expected to run out in 2 weeks. SMs and Patriots may last 2 months. 3. Israel has essentially run out of offensive long-range missiles. The US is in a better place, but then the US has global responsibilities. *Ranges for the missiles were scraped from Wikipedia. -1 mean NA. rusi.org/explore-our-re…
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@somethings_awry @bayesiandroll @Luminalmvm Butter and mayo have various proteins in suspension with the lipids, either from milk solids or albumin. Aioli (ehem) works because garlic has a bunch of emulsifying bullshit in it to jazz up the lipids
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@bayesiandroll @Luminalmvm That would work but the flavor profile will be different. Butter and mayo both impart a richer flavor into the bread, whereas avocado oil is very neutral, or slightly nutty at best.
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How do you grill bread to look this good?!??
Zweil@somethings_awry
Brie, wild blueberry, and basil grilled cheese served alongside homemade roasted tomato soup
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