Jairus Mitchell

@iPullRank @RyanJones Everyone knows you should just cloak it. What could go wrong?

@RyanJones People are serving markdown to Google on *separate* URLs?

I don't understand the SEO push to create markdown versions of your pages. You all spent the last 5 years over analyzing "crawl budget" now you're doubling yours with alternate versions?

I'm showing my niece (3 yrs) Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time. There's a semiotic perfection to Kermit that designers dream of. The first time he appeared on screen, my niece said "who is that?" In a way that showed she knew he was friend shaped.

@patrickstox Watch out celebritynetworth.com and hindustantimes.com.

I was not expecting to see Grokipedia cited in AI search this soon, but there it is.

@patrickstox JFC, these entities

Sometimes the hype cycle is a sine wave.

@matthewgkay @iPullRank but what about the committee?

@iPullRank you can, quite literally, just do things

I promise y'all anyone that ever made it in anything just said "I can do that" and did it. Stop telling yourselves you can't do things and just make a plan, get disciplined, and do them.

@fighto Generative Paul Transformer?

Am I GPT-5?

@jaredmckiernan Monocles and hypoxia are required

@AnInternetRobot This may be the step up from a yacht party the industry has been waiting for

Hear me out: SEO Year

@jaredmckiernan Post Hog, ergo propter hog?

I am not sure how a company got named Post Hog, but it did.

@jaredmckiernan Too soon.

RIP.

@YoungbloodJoe Yahoo would be the funniest move

Who will save the open web from Google's Tyranny? Reply with any "other" responses.

@matthewgkay @iPullRank Gotta buy your own yacht and park it nearby.

@iPullRank ***no really good hotels period (some limited exceptions of course)

How is it that Silicon Valley has no good Marriott hotels?

@fighto I'm coming up the Friday before to spend some time with my sister and niece, you planning shenanigans?

Who is going to be in NYC early for SEOWeek?

@rustybrick Number go up! Up and to the right! 🚀🚀🚀

Google AI Overviews linking back to itself, over and over again seroundtable.com/google-ai-over…

Last night I went to hear @iPullRank talk, I tried to pull a transcript. This was my favorite part: "Don't make a mile out of law, oh for it, because yes, a real answer. So, I really think people should start lenders and visit form their content, Shrek."

If you know, you know.

@lilyraynyc But they gotta juice the numbers!

I have an idea, how about keeping AI Mode and ditching AI Overviews? If users want AI answers, they can opt into it... instead of typing curse words to get it to go away 😅 Just an idea, what do I know.

@edzitron Thanks for repping the Rocket City Trash Pandas as you discuss tech that's trash.

Honestly this may be my favourite interview I've ever given

Meta. Since people learned you can turn off AI overviews by using curse words, it looks like more people are cursing while searching.