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@BlackpoolFC I think we all know the biggest change for the run in.

🗣️ "Back in mid March, I came to you all with a request. To show up with a passion and determination to help get our players over the line and towards League One safety. You all delivered." A message of thanks to you from our Owner, Simon Sadler. 🍊 #UTMP

@RedRumClub That's gutting. Hope he's ok. He's played a huge part in Red Rum Club's success.

@DapperArtist No way ITV would can I'm a celeb, it's worth too much money to them. The pre-recorded format with elimination by trial might not happen again though.

@DapperArtist Nobody came out of it with any credit. They should and should have shown the unedited clip with expletives beeped and let people decide for themselves if it was aggressive. Decision for Thomas to continue should have been decided by safety team & producers, not the contestants.

Ant and Dec, ITV, Adam Thomas all coming across poorly here! David Haye is a fool, but he’s made some valid points about editing, as have many other jungle camp mates. This might be the nail in the coffin for I’m a Celebrity.

@anon_opin Apart from My Love Is Like A Gift You Can't Return by The Man From Delmonte youtu.be/MJLo2RnI96s?si…

Every song with a harmonica would be improved by getting rid of the harmonica.

@anon_opin Anyone who uses the words "lashings of fairy liquid" should never be given a position of responsibility.

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they wash cutlery in the office kitchen. For example, if someone washes a teaspoon with lashings of fairy liquid and massages it with their finger, they should never be given a position of responsibility.

@fesshole If my local is anything to go by this is 100% definitely @asda

Waited 5 minutes for the staff to stop chatting and "verify my age" at self check out. They ignored me, so I picked up all my shopping, £12, and walked out with it, declaring to the staff loudly that I was stealing. No one cared.

@Ricktw1tter Liverpool tickets for #ShedcemberX sorted. Thanks for not fleecing fans in an era of ever increasing ticket prices.

@RollingStone @peterhook Go on Pete, do it. It’s not eating humble pie, it’s “You’re only half a band without me.”!

@RollingStone @peterhook I’m going to say “True” given that Hooky just retweeted it.

Peter Hook says he’s unlikely to perform with his estranged Joy Division/New Order bandmates at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, unless they “reach out and try and form some kind of relationship” rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…

@LivEchonews Last September

Beverley Callard pulls out of I'm A Celeb South Africa liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/im-cel…

@BBCNews “Alan Shearer scored 206 goals in 405 games during 10 seasons at Newcastle, after joining from Blackburn for £15m in 1996 - a fee that with inflation has been suggested would be worth more than £200m today” Suggested by who, idiots?

Ranking the most successful world record transfers of the past 50 years bbc.in/3QQySqc

@BISONS1973 @markwahlberg That was last night’s film of choice (not mine)

@AntStephen @markwahlberg Balls up?

.@markwahlberg has made some truly terrible films. His agent just be laughing all the way to the bank.

@fesshole And I’m sharing here because they all have 6 or 7 views.

My secret hobby. I take clips of movie villains guffawing "muahahaha" and change the audio to a high pitched "heehihihihi" giggle and upload them to movie clip sites as "original version".

Bookmark this tweet for when someone dies after copying the condom swallowing scene from dumb comedy ‘Balls-up’ for a viral Tik-Tok dare.

@BrutalBagpipes @fesshole Just as well he's not playing home and away.

@fesshole Helen Daniels and Madge Bishop, with Nell Mangel on the horizon.

I am shagging two of the neighbours, each without the other's knowledge. Thinking of adding a third. It is like skiing just ahead of an avalanche, being fully alive in the moment but it could end in disaster.

@BBCNews The word ‘legend’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

British doubles legend Murray retires from tennis bbc.in/4mGrDx1

Listing some Bollywood CDs on eBay and discovering that this word has a very different meaning in Hindi

@otokyo__ Easy 20 if this beauty qualifies as a boom box. Wish I still had it.

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?