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@TorriiiV5 @mag_tom @maven_marlon Well fuck, I been doing it wrong this whole time 😭

@mag_tom @maven_marlon well ur advice is bs as well everyone knows the right way is cold water and it’s safer don’t give advice for salmonella

This could’ve saved me a few times growing up

@LaNuevaEraFCB_ He’s an Aston villa lvl striker. We can do waaay better.

No es coña que creo que es un fichajazo

@RydaTV Awesome in Black Ops Royale. Shit in Resurgence fs.

Grapples have made Warzone resurgence pubs far less enjoyable

@3DakRBX @MWiehl69 @yoxics Out of curiosity. If they do this would this be a private fiber line? Or did they just hook up the whole neighborhood with fiber? lol

@MWiehl69 @yoxics From my understanding, the issue is that fiber isn’t available in their area, so they’d need the ISP to do a full fiber rollout to their street, which could cost 100k+ in California. On top of that, they’d still have to pay the monthly fees. (hopefully this makes sense)

JasonTheWeen and Lacy found out it costs $100,000 to install high-speed internet into the new $20M CORE mansion so they can stream without any issues 😭 - $16k a year per person - plus a monthly payment

@JayVTheGreat Yall just mad she isn’t falling for the “everyone is racist who doesn’t think like me” bullshit that lost yall the election 😭

There are a lot of people who I’m tired of hearing from. And Michelle Obama is one of them.

@tommyfacts1 @iphuckwhitehoes @MikeWBaseball @Breaking911 They don’t have Amazon in Canada?

@iphuckwhitehoes @MikeWBaseball @Breaking911

NEW: Jeff Bezos says the bottom half of workers should pay no taxes.

@_soa0 Stop it. Everyone knows Pedri is the best midfielder itw

Has Pedri even tried to improve anything in his game since 20/21

@Thefactsdude Damn there would’ve been a dead cop on my yard.

NEW: Texas officer investigating a fire on private property shoots a dog after being attacked Last Friday, Arp Police Officer Pereida responded to a large fire behind a residence. While approaching the fence line to check if the home was in danger, two dogs crawled under the fence and attempted to attack him. The officer fired two shots from his service pistol, striking one dog. The injured dog fled, and the second dog continued to approach. Bodycam footage was activated after the shots and shows part of the encounter. The dog’s owner later told the chief that “everyone around here knows my dogs will bite” and that the officer should have taken a bite instead of shooting. Chief Joe Keegan reviewed the footage and ruled the officer’s actions legal and appropriate. The dog ultimately required euthanasia.

@GermanErwachen Only a gay liberal would call these tits 🤣

I’m a Christian tradwife and these are my sweaty tits

MASSIVE MUSHROOM CLOUD explodes in Israel

@CallofDutyCM @Parasite W comm. Thank you for acknowledging it

@Parasite But seriously, working on it every day.

Ricochet took my opponents guns away mid game yesterday. Dudes have been cheating all season and swear up and down they don’t but there it is 😂

@FabrizioRomano His club is turning into Manchester United and now he’s looking for someone to blame 😭

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “My relationship with Barcelona is completely BROKEN”. “I don't want any connection with a club that has paid off referees for two decades. I want justice to be served in a case of this gravity like the Negreira”, told El Chiringuito.

@Aromaa__ @Parasite @CallofDutyCM @TreyarchCM Whole screen shakes when ads’d. That’s at least a Cronus.

@Parasite @CallofDutyCM @TreyarchCM Not too sure if this guys cheating, he could just be better? Have you never heard of game sense? Nothing is on his screen so how can he possibly be cheating????

Guys just hacking on stream this isn’t detected by your anticheat he’s been doing this for days. Get your shit together please @CallofDutyCM @TreyarchCM Whosedream#8794235

@DEADLINE It’s so obvious these weird liberal comedians don’t like Shane but keep him around cause he’s the only funny one lol

Sheryl Underwood drags Shane Gillis at the #KevinHartRoast: “You will respect us in this house!”

It was never going to be honey.

@Vnsy153 @AustinTacious01 @DistressDark

@AustinTacious01 @DistressDark I wouldn’t say nobody that’s a little far lol

I know her dealer be getting crazy head

There’s no way this fat bitch doesn’t eat meat.

@warrie2021 @Blakkyl_

@Blakkyl_ Who says I'm not super powered smart?

Why was Sage surprised when Soldier Boy gave Homelander the V1?

@BH1918574562302 @JoeRoganRecaps Here you are. Listening

@JoeRoganRecaps This is why I hate Rogan because if he had a biblical guy on, he would say, “duh aren’t those just stories”. Conspiracy guy comes on and he won’t humor them, realistic human comes on and he brings up conspiracies. Anyone who listens is totally braindead

New: Joe Rogan tries to convince Chamath Palihapitiya that UFOs are real: ROGAN: “They’re saying there’s confirmed UFO bases under the ocean.” CHAMATH: “I don’t believe any of it. There’s no proven history of alien encounters.” ROGAN: “There is though. It’s all in the Bible.”

@FCBJimmy_ @ManUtd is where all the rejects go. Go make history kylian

Let’s say he ends up leaving, where does he even go?