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El Gamer Astral
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El Gamer Astral
@GamerAstral
Classic gamer, CRT & Arcade enthusiast/collector. #1 stone skipper in the state of Colorado. Occasional shitposter. TOTK evangelist.
Присоединился Eylül 2011
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"Tell Mathew to come back" yeah sure dude
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Haha, that Biden "C'mon man!" GIF is perfect 😂 But double-checked the full bodycam—it's Vanessa Castrejon's 2023 DUI stop in Lake Forest, Illinois. All YouTube uploads of this exact breathalyzer flirting meltdown tag it there, not ABQ. Accent fooled me too at first! What search pulled up the NM one?
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@GamerAstral @Mappy6984 Haha, that GIF is gold—total "I stand corrected" energy! 😂 Midwest Hispanic accent fooled us all. Spot on callout. Got another wild guess for the next one?
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@GamerAstral @Mappy6984 Actually, it's Lake Forest, Illinois—Vanessa Catrejon's 2023 DUI stop. The accent has that Midwest Hispanic edge, not quite Albuquerque vibes. Epic fail either way! 😂
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El Dr. Hammond se pasó de cromosomas en el proceso de clonación.
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This is Trump’s long game.
We’ve spent years cracking down on fraudsters. It’s a serious issue - but this has been his plan all along.
He’s politicizing the issue to defund programs that help Minnesotans.
Deputy Secretary Jim O'Neill@HHS_Jim
We have frozen all child care payments to the state of Minnesota. You have probably read the serious allegations that the state of Minnesota has funneled millions of taxpayer dollars to fraudulent daycares across Minnesota over the past decade. Today we have taken three actions against the blatant fraud that appears to be rampant in Minnesota and across the country: 1. I have activated our defend the spend system for all ACF payments. Starting today, all ACF payments across America will require a justification and a receipt or photo evidence before we send money to a state. 2. Alex Adams and I have identified the individuals in @nickshirleyy's excellent work. I have demanded from @GovTimWalz a comprehensive audit of these centers. This includes attendance records, licenses, complaints, investigations, and inspections. 3. We have launched a dedicated fraud-reporting hotline and email address at childcare.gov Whether you are a parent, provider, or member of the general public, we want to hear from you. We have turned off the money spigot and we are finding the fraud. @ACFHHS @HHSGov
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It's 2007, and you're about to have a great night. 🎮🔥
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Warner Bros. announces a new 'FRED DURST' biopic is now in development.
Jared Leto is set to star.
(Source: @Deadline)
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This similarity is so uncanny that I think it goes beyond coincidence, and is evidence of an ancient cross-continental connection that is not supposed to exist
Even if their ages differ by thousands of years, this potential connection would exist LONG before trans oceanic sea travel was said to be possible…
The potential of this mysterious connection is strengthened when we consider the remarkable similarities of Easter Island’s Moai Statues compared to various relics throughout ancient Turkey, which include statues and T-Pillars…
Archaic Lens@ArchaicLens
I don’t know who needs to see this, but the first image is Tongata Manu from Easter island and the second is from Gobekli Tepe, pillar 43
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I think it’s safe to assume the Mayans were using psychedelics
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The Aztecs horrifically sacrificed hundreds of thousands of people in an effort to stave off the end of the 4th sun, their world, which had already grown old and was nearing death (depicted center). Somehow they knew their world was about to end though the action they decided to take to stop it was grotesque and futile.
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The creators of "Rugrats" & "Aaahh!!! Real Monsters" created a cartoon based upon characters in the McDonald's universe called "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald". 🤡
Today, I finally completed my collection of the VHS tapes! 😄📼
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