Rachel Horvath

@RealSpitfire Sorry, ma’am. You don’t get to pick.

The current Pope is a political hack. I say this as a Catholic. Not my Pope.

@bluewmist Paying in advance.

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

Accurate.

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@bruce_arthur @LarkinWarren Truly the stupidest time to be alive.

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

@h_n_z @CherylFull @lizzzzzzzzzzy @BlueJays @Rogers Nothing that signals summer more than sitting in the backyard, listening to the game on the radio, having a cool drink.

@CherylFull @lizzzzzzzzzzy @BlueJays @Rogers Not enough people listen to radio in 2026—it’s basically a boomer holdover at this point. Not enough to fund travel for a broadcast host and crew, and def not enough to justify the ROI. Also crying a tech company isn’t investing in radio in 2026?! 🤣

It’s an embarrassment that the @BlueJays are owned by the biggest comms. company in 🇨🇦 & are too cheap to let their radio crew travel with the team. Total failure by @Rogers to get the importance of them being with players/staff to do the best broadcast they can #BlueJays

@THR So is that his name? I am confused.

Clavicular Walks Out of '60 Minutes' Interview After Being Asked if He's an Incel hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/cla…

@mfbenji @theashleyray This is like when I found out there were four Chrises, not three.

Joining my fellow millennials in admitting I did think these two were the same person

@SophiaBush Dream on.

I hope every elected official who abuses their power sees Swalwell’s resignation and knows, in their bones, that they are on notice too. Trump included. All of the woman are over it. Every single one of us.

@blogTO C’mon, there are many WAY jankier malls than the Dufferin Mall in Toronto.

Theo James spotted at unexpected store at one of Toronto's jankiest malls blogto.com/film/2026/04/t…

@torontolife It wasn’t a gas station, it was a car wash. And it’s already been demolished, so I hope there’s a plan in place.

Toronto’s former chief planner wants to put an eight-storey mass timber tower at College and Lansdowne torontolife.com/real-estate/ke…

@briangarrett Canada does not get so much hate. Only from Americans, and only very lately.

Canada has been a blast so far 👍 I don’t really understand why the country gets so much hate 🤔 After actually coming here and seeing Montreal, Toronto and Niagara Falls it’s a beautiful place with friendly helpful people, great food and lots of amazing views 🌁

@KeruboSk For me, it’s sports-related milestones. Kick off of college football season, the start of March Madness, the Kentucky Derby… All big, fun events that we would have watched and talked so much about.

What’s the grief milestone nobody prepares you for? Not the funeral. Not the first year. The weird specific one nobody talks about.

@greta He was a key member of the crew. You know that, right? He didn’t just grab a lift. You could just as easily thank him for his service.

You forgot to say “thank you USA for the ride”

@gabrrlgh Relax, probably.

las mujeres que no tienen marido, ni novio, ni amante, qué cosas hacen los sábados y domingos en la noche cuando están solas en su casa ??

@RepLuna I don’t even know what he did but support this motion.

I am filing a motion to expel Eric Swalwell from Congress.

@BENBALLER Golf course drinks are like airport drinks.

@NataniaMarshall No one makes coffee for their boss. Have you been in an office?

Husband: Make me some coffee please. Feminist: Do it on your own. Boss: Make me some coffee. Feminist: Would you like some sugar in it? We live in a crazy world.

@cahwit Yep, like the house on The OC was huge but apparently only had two bedrooms. Poor Ryan had to sleep in the pool house.

House hunting and it’s a real problem that no one has kids anymore. Even “big” houses do not have enough rooms, they just have BIG rooms.

@livewithnoregrt My So Called Life

what tv show got cancelled that you’re still mad about?