Judith Simpson

@Matt_Pinner Fractured sacrum. The worst.

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

@LucasSa56947288 A

Would you support Pete Buttigieg’s run for president? (A: Yes (B: No

@nickimoraa Yes!!

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@FPWellman The guy is bonkers. This country upholds (or used to) the principle of separation of church and state. It is not a theocracy and it promotes (or used to) religious pluralism. Hegseth is an embarrassment to Christianity

This is just insane.

@ConsvAF Speculation is riding that Alito had a heart attack

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Joe Biden is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

@Moonlight_myths Where do you live that apartments cost $600/month? PS: Your Mom wants her life back.

My mom got mad when I told her I would rather live on my own that keep paying her $600 a month in rent. I'm 25 years old and have been paying $60 a week in rent to my parents for a while now. I recently landed a decent paying job and this morning, I received a message from my mom telling me that from now on, the rent would be $150 per week. I text her back, saying I would rather live elsewhere. I pay for my own food and I'm not willing to pay $150 per week just for a room to sleep in at my own mothers house. With that kind if money, I could rent a small apartment or even split the rent with a friend for less.

@kiteandkeymedia There are a lot of Gen Z’s out there who wish most people never saw old age. They’d rather kill off anyone over 60 than express any empathy or compassion for therm. Better wise up, NPR. PS: They’re coming for you, too

Q: What’s worse than having a population where people commonly suffer from chronic disease in old age? A: Having a population where people rarely reach old age.

@dos_lynx @MattH_4America Hopefully to charity and not to entitled brats

@MattH_4America In the next 10-15 years we're going to start seeing a massive transfer of wealth when the boomers start dying.

For most Americans under the age of 45, the American Dream is dead To everyone over the age of 60, married, with 3 kids, 7 grandkids, and a home that is paid for, just understand this: Your country will radically change in the next 10-15 years because no one is listening to us

@Akir_a997 No, honestly, I have the wrong personality for a domestic servant.

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

@askgodswill @MichaelAlbertMD Everyone knows women’s LDL is affected by hormonal changes at menopause and (especially) afterwards. Drs have ignored that body of evidence for decades. Ideal LDL levels for women over 50 are unattainable without drugs but no one will be honest about it.

@MichaelAlbertMD Prevention isn't about waiting for symptoms. LDL drives atherosclerosis from day one. Starting early is wisdom, not fear. Your arteries will thank you decades from now 🙏

I'm 36. I'm a physician. I take a statin—and ezetimibe—every day. No symptoms. No cardiac history. Just an honest read of the evidence. Here's what I found—and why I stopped waiting for a reason to act.

@ShadesOfRani @jbendery You don’t know what you’re talking about

@jbendery Catholic Mass is not offered on Good Friday or Holy Saturday. there will be no Mass anywhere until easter. this is a time of Mourning, not celebration.

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@cavsdan @ImFromCle Haha!

@cavsdan @ImFromCle No way. You lost me on that one, @cavsdan No wolverines in Ohio

Introducing our proposed name for Cleveland’s new WNBA team… THE Ohio Wolverines. The Midwest work ethic is a real thing. As someone who has spent a lot of time on both sides of the lake, I can tell you that Ohio and Michigan have far more similarities than differences. We’re hoping Detroit follows suit with its WNBA franchise and embraces that same spirit of regional unity by naming its new team the "Michigan Buckeyes," as Cleveland and Detroit grow the game together from the shores of Lake Erie, the Midwest’s own Mediterranean. Be sure to grab your official Ohio Wolverines merch—available online at ohiowolverines.com within the next 60 days. Use code APRILFOOLS to receive 15% off your first order. So… how do you like the name? We love it!

@StephenM You’re nuts, Musk. And most Americans, unlike wealthy South Africans, don’t leave inheritances

Birthright citizenship means the children of illegal aliens can vote to tax your children and seize their inheritance.

@Dussyme Time to get a new clock. Analog is so over

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@StandUpForFact According to what?

VIVEK RAMASWAMY leads the Ohio Governor's race by 8 points against the Democrat. Do you support this? YES or NO? IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!

@saniyafatma1278 @NormOrnstein That’s lovely, and she must be too! Thank you, sweetie!!

My 13-year-old daughter with special needs drew this today. She spent hours shading every little detail, and when she finished, she said, ‘Mom, do you think people will smile when they see it?’ So I’m posting it here hoping it brings someone a little joy today. Would you hang this in your home? ❤️

@NBCNews Free Usha

EXCLUSIVE: Second lady Usha Vance says she and Vice President JD Vance don't always see eye to eye on issues, but they always have "open-minded" conversations. nbcnews.com/politics/jd-va…

@MaryKayCabot @AshleyBastock42 People in CLE hate Watson. Hate Jimmy. Hate Berry. Hate new retail complex stadium. Hate what Haslam the Trump kisser is trying to do to our city. Wish the hell he’d go back to Tennessee where sex crimes are evidently tolerated in football.

#Browns owner Jimmy Haslam believes it’s possible for Deshaun Watson to go from “a swing and a miss” to a home run if he starts this year.

@hubermanlab Totally wack but I guess that’s why Florida did away with Intro Sociology / so idiots could promote this shit

For every older brother a male has from the same mother his probability of being gay increases. This is thought to be due to a trace in their moms immune system that governs hormone effects on the brain. But note: it’s a reflection of more not less testosterone exposure in utero.