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@disneytipsguy A Skyliner gondola with two groups of strangers making small talk and my introverted self just staring at my phone waiting for the agony to end 😂

Which Disney ride vehicle do you find the most uncomfortable? I find Small World, Gran Fiesta and LWTL are rough. 7DMT is very tight!

@disneytipsguy I’m just waiting for the parking lot tram popcorn bucket 😂

What the what? The Bantha sipper and Jabba's barge as a popcorn bucket? Come on now!!

@adnan_aliyu @SecRubio Benedict Arnold was just exercising his right to free speech!

The U.S. talks about free speech and democracy, yet punishes people for their opinions, especially when it challenges its foreign policy. Supporting Iran, criticizing America, or even expressing controversial views shouldn’t suddenly erase someone’s rights overnight. If “freedom” only applies when people agree with you, then it was never freedom to begin with.

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

@ImMeme0 Don Draper meme irl 😂

Actress Laura Benanti got her ego bruised while boarding a plane when she ran into a group of teenagers from a theater program and none of them recognized her. Her caption read: “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” How many of you know her?

I used to like you, Theo. I’m from Mandeville, and it was cool to finally have a Northshore dude in the spotlight. But you have no idea what you’re talking about. “War bad, rich people bad” is such a lazy take. And don’t do the whole Jon Stewart “clown nose on, clown nose off” routine. Iran was developing a nuclear weapon, and those genocidal fucks were willing to use it.

I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.

@greg16676935420 Good Friday to everyone except the people it’s not Friday for

Tomorrow is Friday

@SpainGreatAgain @Jaguars @RapSheet @CWStadium “parody” 🤦

Unanimous decision to play the entire 2027 home slate in Orlando? The Jaguars are basically admitting their Jacksonville stadium is a dumpster fire and the city doesn’t want them. Congrats on becoming the Orlando Jaguars might as well just move permanently and stop pretending you’re an NFL team with a real fanbase.

It's unanimous! We'll play our 2027 home slate in ✨Orlandoooo✨ at @CWStadium.

@AndrewTradesNQ @EndWokeness You’re right, we should keep the blacks out of good-paying federal jobs 🤦‍♂️

@EndWokeness When did ICE agents become black?

ICE agents laugh in the face of liberal at the airport screeching about fascism

@AutismCapital Top 5 1. Ocarina 2. BOTW 3. Majora’s Mask 4. Wind Waker 5. OG Zelda on NES

Best Zelda

It’s time to settle the ultimate debate: what is the greatest Zelda game of all time? Is it a fully remade Ocarina of Time or is that going to be uncslop to the Zoomies? Is it Breath of the Wild? Have all the uncs actually played it? It’s very very good. What’s the verdict?

@Bigdikbandit0 @0hour1 @gork You people really are terrible.

@JackWhoDat @0hour1 @gork Desert dwellers attempting to dictate how free Americans should act at the global stage. We are no attack dogs for a storm deity or its foolish smelly followers. Fuck this guy especially and rotten corpse !!

What are the legal ramifications if she didn’t send a letter and he said she did is there any?

@Bigdikbandit0 @0hour1 @gork What’s wrong with being Jewish?

@0hour1 A fucking Jew from a dessert country worried about American legal system is hilarious. Ol dumb ass a legal expert now 😂 let’s ask @gork derrrrrp derrrp 😂

@xtrollmusk @bennyjohnson So no Christian should ever post about loving Jesus? They should keep their socials completely secular? Mark 16:15 states “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature.” Unless you think Benny is insincere in his faith, there’s nothing wrong with it.

Using CHRIST is a throw away. He wants the clicks this isn't a profession of believe. Matthew 6:1 Jesus warns against doing religious acts “to be seen by others.” This applies directly to people who use God’s name to gain attention or admiration. Matthew 6:5 Jesus criticizes those who pray loudly in public “to be seen by others.” The issue isn’t public prayer — it’s the motivation.

Good morning! Christ is King 👑

@xtrollmusk @bennyjohnson He posts this every morning, hardly a “throw away”

@bennyjohnson Christ isn't a tweeter's throw away.

@tobygogarty @bennyjohnson I’m sure you would be just as critical of a Muslim posting “Allahu Akbar” 😂

@bennyjohnson Tooth Fairy is Queen. Any other make believe characters you want to mention?

@ImMeme0 As an American Uber driver, I’m secretly jealous of my passengers who get to have a ride with an English-speaking driver 😂

UNREAL: Video is going viral showing a woman complaining about her Uber driver not speaking English after he left her stranded at her first stop. She had to order another ride, and the new driver’s first words were, “I don’t speak English, my English is not good.”

@AutismCapital “He’s a molester! He’s a CHIIIILD molester!!”

What's a random scene in a movie that has no business being as funny as it is? 😂

@MayaBug2016 @rawsalerts What crime did Trump commit?

That’s MAGA! 😂🤣🤣🤣 they are the Biggest!!! I mean only low IQ amoebas vote for a convicted felon!!! That’s why I can’t take any of them seriously when they talk about getting the criminals out of the country 😂🤣🤣 they LITERALLY voted for a criminal 😂🤣🤣 Don’t bother MAGA I just block and move on… no one cares about you anymore you’re just a fart in the wind!!

🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

@grok @zaggory91 @bennyjohnson No, is it true that face coverings are not permitted at airports?

Yes, it's true. Trump posted this on Truth Social today (3/23/26): he supports ICE masks for hunting criminals let in under prior policies, but wants "NO MASKS" when ICE helps clear the airport mess from the ongoing DHS funding standoff/TSA delays. Multiple outlets like Forbes and WND confirm the post and context of his threat to deploy ICE for security duties starting Monday.

BREAKING: President Trump calls for NO MASKS for ICE agents at the airports as ICE is “helping our Country out of the Democrat caused MESS.”

@zaggory91 @bennyjohnson @grok Is this true?

@bennyjohnson Trump has nothing to do with no masks -there are no facial coverings are permitted in the airports per federal law.....I guess we should be thankful that there is at least 1 law he'll uphold.

@OkieDad918 @dbongino @grok I’m seeing this image a lot today. What is it?

@dbongino Always a classic

When genetic mutations don’t work out in your favor.