Ape Capital 

@GrifterControl lost me at the nose strip already lol

Fake $2.8m stripe screenshots + hugging your fake AI girlfriend ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seiji Sasaki needs to spend some of his (unimpressive) scamming profits on some real girls 🤣🤣🤣

@kaloszer @ShopifyEng I dont suck, you suck

@ShopifyEng json fucking sucks lol

We reverse-engineered training data from thousands of merchant-created automations and fine-tuned Qwen3-32B into a tool-calling agent for Shopify Flow. Results: 2.2x faster, 68% cheaper The more interesting part: why we trained on Python instead of our own DSL, and what broke when benchmarks looked good but production didn't. ⬇️

@tadasgedgaudas How did you even get this prompt lol

Nano Banana vs GPT-Image-2 Left Nano Banna, right GPT-Image-2 Prompt: {"subject": {"description": "Young woman with a fit yet voluptuous physique, appearing in her 20s. She has a fair complexion with visible freckles across her nose and cheeks. Her face is framed by messy, light brown hair styled in an updo with long, wispy bangs covering her forehead.", "body_details": {"bust": "Extremely voluminous and heavy bust, clearly significantly above average size. The breasts appear full with a natural, heavy teardrop shape, creating deep cleavage. The volume projects forward and outward, dominating the lower center frame. The skin on the chest is sun-kissed with visible texture.", "torso": "Visible collarbones and neck, leading down to the large bust. The waist is obscured by the close framing.", "skin": "Tanned skin tone with natural sun damage, freckles, and skin texture. Not airbrushed."}, "clothing": {"top": "White, scoop-neck sports bra or crop top made of a smooth, matte fabric. The straps are thin. The fabric is stretched tight across the chest volume.", "accessories": "A simple gold necklace with a circular pendant resting on the upper chest. Subtle gold bracelet on the left wrist. Small stud earrings."}}, "pose": {"type": "Seated selfie portrait", "head": "Facing directly forward, chin slightly tucked, gaze directed straight into the camera lens with a pouty expression.", "arms_and_hands": "Her right arm (viewer's left) extends forward out of frame, indicating she is holding the camera. Her left hand (viewer's right) is raised to her shoulder, with fingers (featuring a French manicure) hooking under the bra strap and pulling it slightly outward and upward.", "posture": "Leaning slightly forward towards the camera, emphasizing the depth of the chest relative to the face."}, "environment": {"location": "Interior of a luxury vehicle.", "details": "Red leather seats with visible stitching behind her. Through the rear window, a sunny outdoor scene is visible, including a paved road, palm trees, and the rear of a white sedan.", "context": "Daytime travel setting."}, "camera": {"perspective": "Close-range selfie perspective (arm extension implied). High angle looking slightly down at the face and torso.", "focal_length": "Wide angle (approx 24mm to 35mm), creating a slight barrel distortion that accentuates the foreground (chest) and facial features.", "depth_of_field": "Shallow to medium depth of field; the subject is sharp, the background through the car window is slightly soft but distinguishable."}, "lighting": {"source": "Natural daylight entering through car windows.", "quality": "Bright, somewhat harsh sunlight creating high contrast. Strong highlights on the forehead, nose, and upper curves of the breasts.", "shadows": " distinct shadows cast by the bangs onto the forehead and eyes. Shadows defining the cleavage and the contours of the collarbones."}, "mood_and_expression": {"emotion": "Confident, sultry, slightly bored or posing casually.", "facial_features": "Plump lips in a pout, blue-grey eyes looking intensely at the viewer, relaxed eyebrows."}, "style_and_realism": {"genre": "Casual selfie, social media realism.", "rendering": "Photorealistic, high fidelity to texture and imperfections.", "aesthetic": "Raw, unfiltered day-in-the-life snapshot."}, "colors_and_tone": {"palette": "Warm skin tones, bright white top, vibrant red leather seat, muted greens and blues in the background.", "contrast": "High contrast due to direct sunlight.", "saturation": "Natural saturation, slightly warm color temperature."}, "quality_and_technical_details": {"resolution": "High", "sharpness": "Sharp focus on eyes and chest, texture visible.", "noise": "Low ISO, clear daylight shot."}, "aspect_ratio_and_output": {"ratio": "3:4", "framing": "Vertical portrait crop, cutting off at the top of the head and just below the bust line."}, "controlnet": {"pose_control": {"model_type": "DWPose", "purpose": "Exact skeletal and pose lock", "constraints": ["preserve hand pulling strap gesture", "preserve head tilt", "preserve shoulder alignment"], "recommended_weight": 1.0}, "depth_control": {"model_type": "MiDaS", "purpose": "Depth, volume, and camera-to-body spatial lock", "constraints": ["preserve chest projection relative to face", "maintain car interior depth planes"], "recommended_weight": 0.8}}, "negative_prompt": {"forbidden_elements": ["anatomy normalization", "body proportion averaging", "smaller bust than reference", "reduced chest volume", "flattened breasts", "compressed chest", "artificial lift", "slimmed torso", "aesthetic proportion correction", "beauty standard enforcement", "dataset-average female anatomy", "mirror selfie", "phone visible in hand", "reflections of phone", "beautification filters", "skin smoothing", "plastic skin", "airbrushed texture", "stylized realism", "editorial fashion proportions", "studio lighting"]}}

@morellifit @peptometry

@peptometry I will. Still playing with that, want to find the sweet spot. If you subscribe to my X, I can offer some more intimate coaching 🤝

Been using peptides since 2017… Nothing has hit like this! First dose last night: → Slept 8 hours straight (no interruptions) → Noticeably lower RHR → Woke up calm, focused, fully present. Could be a fluke… but if it holds, this changes my approach. UNREAL!

@Br3ntGbs holy claims lol

This new store went from 600 monthly visitors to 18k in one month Running 106 Facebook ads

@JeffKirdeikis @Toriva_ When launch though

We've built a tool that will save the average person 10+ hours per week on busywork. 40+ hours a month. If you value your time at $40 an hour, that's $1,600 of value. And it only costs $30 a month. RunMyBiz, built by @Toriva_

@patrykrx You didn't do shit. Stop begging people to pay you for your course.

I made over $30k so far this month just by using AI to create content of fake girls I started with close to nothing, no help from bigger pages, no boosting, little costs etc Here’s how I did it First I went on Pinterest and found a reference image of a real girl, used that image and went over to higgsfield to start making my AI girl Used nano banana pro AI model to start making my AI girl with a prompt like “use this reference image and create a new image of my character with a white background, full body picture. Standing straight.” Once you have this image you can start changing everything up, the eye colour, the cheeks, the hair colour and style, EVERYTHING to make your AI model look different and stand out. When you’re done creating, congrats. That’s your AI girl done and you can begin Create a fanvue account and verify it yourself Once you got the fanvue ready we move to marketing Using TikTok and Instagram - spend time researching and finding content to recreate then you can use kling motion control to recreate any reels you want. Post 2-3 times daily, you can scale up and hire people to handle more accounts for you too Then from there once you send them over to your fanvue, people will chat with you and you can sell content to them I have a more in depth guide on this, if you want it for free just comment and follow - I’ll send it over to you. 🤝

@KFragoulias @alyasdq You need that same experience to be able to work at an agency lmfao

@alyasdq If you have 0 ad experience, start working at an agency, then go drop ship

Never start dropshipping Start selling a service instead by learning 1 skill Way easier to transition into a brand imo

@sokrates_future @colinillner many people dmd me. Each and everyone of them just ended up wasting my and my contacts time.

Every single day there's a new tweet: "Shopify Payments just disabled my account, $40k stuck" "Stripe froze us at $250k/mo, no warning" "PayPal locked our balance for 180 days, what do I do?" It's nonstop. And it's only getting worse. The honest truth: Shopify isn't the problem. Stripe isn't the problem. Their setup is. → Personal-name LLC → One processor, one bank, one entity → Wrong jurisdiction for their address → Zero backup rails when something flags I put together a free PDF on the exact structure 7- and 8-figure operators use so they NEVER get knocked offline - 9 steps, 2 jurisdictions, multiple processors, zero single points of failure. If you want it: Comment "SETUP" + RT

Reasons why trading a memecoin on Solana is way better than on ETH : 1. Jaredfromthesubway.eth. 2. 50-150$ gas and sometimes Tx fail. 3. Transactions slow in comparison with Sol. 4. You might get 150 million Mcap runner, but you wont ever get a 2.5k Mcap entry. 5. Contracts on Pumpfun, Bags or Bonk ( generally on platforms that automate smart contracts) are way safer and easier to trade. You never had to use TokenSniffer or whatever it is to scan CAs like we did on ETH, and even those scans would fail to protect and you end up being honeypotted. 6. Jaredfromthesubway.ETH

@ramonos Math is not mathing fucking sol larp

still holding btw took out only 20% so far

@KayTheDoc retard

let’s stop glamorizing ETH the shitty chain that costs 20 bucks to buy/sell a coin on the bundles on ETH are no different than the SOL ones this is not specific to any coin btw. at least on solana you have an opportunity to buy things lower with less capital

only way we’re going get back to what we had is if we all just move back to ETH. no multi wallets. no 10k mc coins. no claim fees meta. just metamask, rawdogging good narratives. i’de take that deal.

@jackduval Show side wallets😁

bought more here finally got confirmation endless catalysts to come, brief panic about eth vs sol will lock supply today IM NOT FUCKING SELLING CA: F1ppSHedBsGGwEKH78JVgoqr4xkQHswtsGGLpgM7bCP2

@francowu_ @Shopify @harleyf @ShopifySupport Got one me and community that I'm in always use for those cases.

@ApeCapitalFTW @Shopify @harleyf @ShopifySupport Do you have insiders that you can refer?

Hi @Shopify, our Shopify Payments was shut down. We’re doing 7 figure month at 0.1% chargeback rate. Support team has not been helpful, can you please take a look? @harleyf @ShopifySupport

@Creatextravel All of you fuckers bragging of making fast income have something to sell to people reading your tweets. Fuck off.

Day 1 of this new offer, thinking $10k day ? Complete custom build on Claude code with multiple upsells. Going to scale this to 1 mil a month in 30 days Will be checking this post in 30 days We are dropping a community on how to scale to 1 mil a month in 30 days when this is over. Comment “million” if you want the sauce on how we are doing this

@kzitouni1 @TheEcomDaddy getting rich in a casino is inevitable, if you play your cards right

@TheEcomDaddy success in ecom is inevitable if you play your cards right.

Your chances of succeeding in ecom are lower than 0,1% Remember that.