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@EODHappyCaptain #FlewWithaUnicorn

The first time I saw a CW5 I was a young Private in basic training. We went to do some community service, and there he was. The only problem? I had no idea what the rank was. I had heard of warrant officers in basic but had never seen the thin line of a CW5 So I asked him. Me: Sir, I apologize, I don’t know what your rank is. Him: I’m a Chief Warrant Officer 5 Me: is that a big deal? (I’m new in the Army and know nothing) Him: not as big as some people would have you believe. Then he smiled, shook my hand, and disappeared. Some say he was never really there.

@StansaidAirport I.AM.Speech.LESS. I sat in the back of the class. And, it shows!!!

Common English mistakes: Using they're instead of their. Using an apostrophe to indicate a plural. Allowing Piers Morgan on TV.

Can't wait for the Winter Olympics. Last time out, Team GB took a £342 million investment behind them and converted it into 2 medals. For curling. That's airport value right there. #Proud

@StansaidAirport You are a good #Hooman

After rolling 10 metres down a bank then dropping into a river, getting stuck in the mud and nearly drowning, he's rethinking his life's choices. Yes I went in after him. How's your day?

@MalcolmNance #TrumpIsAWanker

The UK Prime Minister just spoke about Greenland's future is to be decided by Greenlanders. His tone and wording suggests he thinks the US threat of seizure is real.

Seventeen years ago, Tom Hanks ditched U.S. Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River (shown below) after a flock of birds disabled both engines moments after takeoff. Hanks retired as a pilot soon after and started a new career as Captain of a cargo ship. Unfortunately, he was captured by Somali pirates, tarnishing an otherwise exemplary career.

We have a lovely Polish lady who does the airport Tannoy announcements. And a Czech one too... a Czech one too...

@StansaidAirport @wsines1

@wsines1 I think it’s ’beat it’ in America.

Apparently 'go on then, f**k off' isn't a recognised clearance to pilots waiting to take off. You learn something new every day in this job.

@sabers_m The divisiveness and high percentage of righteous true believers (RTB) is sickening.

Many people believe Trump/MAGA is the problem. That’s only half. Here is the other half.

@mccloskeyusa Maybe you will learn better tactics Mark. You placed yourself, your wife, and the trespassers at risk. You escalated it. The better move would have been to stay inside with proper cover. Had anyone tried entry, #WeaponsFree. Learn tactics.

It only took 3 lawsuits, 2 trips to the Court of Appeals and 1,847 days, but I got my AR15 back! We defended our home, were persecuted by the left, smeared by the press, and threatened with death, but we never backed down What's missing-Patty and the Bryco (soon)

@AtriumHealth Time to get the attorney and media involved. We have been trying to get a billing issue resolved since December 2024. No less than two dozen interactions. Your Billing Department continues to improperly bill with inconsistent info. Your system merger:#Fail

@Hertz EWR…you see a problem after standing in line at counter for 70 minutes?

@EODHappyCaptain Worthy of #DeathByPowerpoint retraining.

In my office, If you can’t finish your coffee while it’s still hot, you deserve to have cold coffee.

@EODHappyCaptain /Delta & SF Beards +15). USMC on AFB +5. USMC other stations -5. I pay $12 in High Point. $26PBI. $10 SJN. $5PTY

@EODHappyCaptain Without my #SeniorDiscount, prices should not be that high on a facility. The barbers should be paid hourly thru our #Tax$AtWork & Cut, no more than $10. With that said, each command/service should have a variable rate: Space Force +6. USAF/USN +5. USPHS +25. USA +2 (EOD -5/Delta

Why is a haircut on base close to 25 dollars?

@EODHappyCaptain One comment, one Yelp rec: 1. I was told to get a Marine to cry (impossible feat), PCS off an AFB. 2. Best In Chow: Greenland, former Thule AB.

Air Force bases are a wild place where people can walk and talk on their cell phones with their shirts untucked.

@CBSMornings EWR operations need to be moved back to N90, NYTRACON. Moving the Liberty Sector to PHL has been proven bad. N90 controllers know the airspace intimately. @SecDuffy

@FlyTPA @SuziKatz #WelcomeBank!

@SuziKatz WE ARE VERY REAL DON'T WORRY 😤😤😤

Sooooo…how would everyone feel about us doing a ticket giveaway today?? 👀

@justinmaykel @TsengJennifer @patsyllamd @docmartin22 @JBMatthews @SAGES_Updates @juliomayol @TAMISYoda @SWexner @JohnRTMonsonMD @ASCRS_1 Your statements and comments are timely, and when you make #TheChoice, I say “ThankYou” I have 2 of my Dr’s on my #FiniFlight on 4/5. The picture that we took on the flightdeck is attached to my retirement aircraft picture. #SurvivorClub

Surgeons can’t operate forever. What are you going to miss most about the operating room when you retire from surgery? As a start, I’ll miss the excitement, the creativity, the predictability and unpredictability, the teamwork, and the privilege.

@lostbutlucky @SecDuffy @RepTroyNehls @POTUS Deferral process has worked wonderfully for me. I hope the timeline reduces for new special issuances. Hopefully staff cuts do not reduce Aeromedical Division.

@SecDuffy @RepTroyNehls @POTUS You need to update the medical protocol. It compromises public safety when every pilot is lying to their AME because of how shitty the deferral process is to people

I want to echo @RepTroyNehls’ sentiment on Capitol Hill today. Updating our air traffic control system is a massive challenge, but with the help of Congress and the leadership of @POTUS, we will seize this unique opportunity and make our control towers the envy of the world.