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@AfricaFactsZone How can I support you when you're chasing me, my fellow brother or sister.

South Africa Goalkeeper, Ronwen Wlliams says Africans should unite and leave politics behind amid the migration crackdown in South Africa. He also debunked the false viral statement about being sad over the decision of several fans not to support Bafana Bafana at the World Cup.

@KenyanSays All are same. Law must be just & equitable.

" You go to jail for stealing a chicken but you become a governor for stealing a billion shillings "- Nyawanga Owuor. ( Video Courtesy of Sauti Sessions

@AmakanjiThomas @ntvkenya Sugoi ni home, here we come

@JosephSamu4 @ntvkenya Tutam

David Maraga: It has taken Ruto less than five years to demolish this country. I need five years to call this country into order.

@Dr_AustinOmondi @Kimuzi_ @smokiepasua1 @Kimuzi_ we know you're trying to split the votes coz you support the current govt. The 527 battalion. But the majority are just silent.

@Kimuzi_ @smokiepasua1 Did you chew your dick off after campaigning and voting for him in 2022? Mind you, you knew his character so well.

I fail to understand you at times. It's like Leo uko Na akili ya daktari, Kesho uko Na ya chokora. Inapanda ikishuka. You know what's best for Kenya. You are a learned fellow. Wewe si kama watu Wa "grao". Why not educate the masses hizo Kura 50k za Maraga ifike 500k?

@AmakanjiThomas @ntvkenya Useless comment, we undervalue our Kenyan flag and our patriotism, and prefer bootlicking our oppressors.

@ntvkenya It has taken Ruto less than five years to bring this flag here! He needs more five years!

Again, Kenyans wake up. 2027 let's not do what we did in 2022.

@AokoOtieno_ 2027 will be messy, a battle between dealership and leadership.

If you are btwn 18 to 24, Ukienda ku register for ID sai, they will ask you hadi burial permit ya your great grandmother You are a threat Ku -renew nayo hawana shida, your details are already kwa system Unaona hii Mkale sura nyoko Ruto ameweka Transport That is the most dangerous IT guy in Kenya Nyi watu hamjui how power works. Forget akina Sudi, Chirchir is the only man akipigia Ruto, hata akiwa choo, the poop will have to wait Kipchirchir aongee na Chirchir He does not talk much. But is lethal Now the juicy part is that Uhuru knows this Si aliwa rigia 2017. And 2022 while Rao was busy taking shots za Glenfidich Serena Kitu system inasahau, it is 2026! Uhuru's family owns half of Kenya. So aki amua pia kuleta Chirchir wake, ataleta! He has the resources ICT wake was a topshot Google. Wa Ruto ni drug dealer Kabogo Wacha nisiseme mingi nichome Your take home is that 2027 it is battle of Titans. It is deeper than most of you comprehend

@SokoAnalyst Kenyans should learn to differentiate between leaders and dealers for it to progress.

Every abandoned factory is a monument to lost opportunity. Behind every closed gate are families, suppliers, transporters and traders whose livelihoods depended on it.

@ArapTilingi Supporting cutting of trees, not knowing the ecological interrelationships that existed long before they existed. We call it climate change, whilst we greatly contribute to it. Unless we change our ways - protect forests,plant more trees it's going to be brutal. @KeForestService

With no rain in the North Rift some farmers have started ploughing again because their maize have dried up and can't be salvaged. Prepare for food shortage and high prices of Unga come next year.

@AokoOtieno_ WANTAM, GUOK.

First knew of her when she was that rotto tank in frame 1, serving under Uhuru While married to Professor Kagwanja. They separated or so I hear Mzee amebaki na kizungu kubwa na accent mbaya. A big simp wa China I read his stuff by the way. Jest aside, he is a Foreign Affairs aficionado I do not know who advised her to lose weight, but cogent it was Her star is ever luminous, now Director in Vienna 👏👏 "Lord When!" Hii degree ya exile isipotee bure Also saw India's PM retweet Ruto, na hakuna mtu huwa low key kiburi kuliko hiyo Namaste bagger King Charles amekuwa Kenya, Macron, and kama ni kuzurura Ruto pahali hajaenda ni Bermuda Triangle On trying to establish Kenya as a foreign partner, amejaribu My PROBLEM IS ONE AND SIMPLE! I am yet to see a head of State who morgages his people away in the name of creating jobs! Bro negotiates hadi kazi za MAID Then comes to brag on top of cars "I have secured 200 jobs for sex workers in Oslow" Hao foreigners hawaezi kuja invest in Kenya? Heartbeat of East Africa? Charity effing begins at home! CREATE JOBS IN KENYA. Na sio kupea Youth 22K

@Real_Lucas55 Raheen Sterling

Gun to your head, name one player who has played for all these clubs. Hard

@ntsa_kenya @PoliceKE @DCI_Kenya The plate numbers are visible. Will you act?

@kijana_misa Kijana mjinga sana

Last night someone was almost selling me this thing calling it maziwa mala Hii si ni maziwa imeharibika?

Dogs found a new favorite game..🐕🐾😅

I used to work for a certain bank where I was heavily involved in data analysis. One day, I decided to analyze customer accounts based on their balances. I categorized them into two groups: accounts with KSh 5,000 and above, and accounts with less than KSh 5,000. The results were quite interesting. About 80% of account holders had balances below KSh 5,000, while only 20% had balances above KSh 5,000. What was even more surprising was the distribution of the total deposits. The 80% of customers with balances below KSh 5,000 held only 20% of the bank's total deposits, while the 20% with balances above KSh 5,000 held 80% of the total deposits. The bank's management was also surprised by these findings, and they eventually created a separate banking service for customers with large deposits. We went further and conducted research to understand the dynamics behind this pattern. We found that those with balances below KSh 5,000 were mainly: Tenants Parents Shoppers Worshippers Retailers Most of them were salaried employees. On the other hand, those with balances above KSh 5,000 were typically: - Landlords - Supermarket owners - Manufacturers and wholesalers - Churches - Schools - Other organizations The reason was simple: these accounts received money from many people. In fact, we referred to them as "collection accounts." The lesson I drew from this is that wealth is often built by creating systems, businesses, or assets that generate income from the efforts and transactions of many people, rather than relying solely on a salary. One challenge is that many employed people never fully grasp this concept because a regular salary can sometimes limit their thinking about alternative ways of generating income and building wealth.

@MutwiriKirimi @XivTroy Apply for a professor or associate professor in; 1. Qatar University 2. Weil Cornell Medicine -Qatar 3. University of Doha for Science and technology

@Maryian96 Am man struggling to provide for the family only to realise that the woman added one outside wedlock. It's just betrayal. Just disappear.

Waaah I have heard that the man killed his wife and the babies cz he realised that one baby was not his,and then he killed himself,waaah I have been pleading with our ladies here,kindly you can do whatever you want to do in marriage but not getting a baby outside your marriage bro!! That's a an unforgivable offence!

Rwanda, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case. Burundi, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case. These countries border DRC in South Kivu where the current outbreak has been reported by the Western media and it is spreading fast. In these two countries, the Banyamulenge cross freely between the DRC and these two countries. The M23 rebels have complicated the epidemic by making the health systems in South Kivu dysfunctional. In 1994, Rwanda had one of the most catastrophic human crises. So, why are there no "Ebola cases" in these small countries? Why can't America establish their quarantine centres in Rwanda or Burundi or Tanzania instead of Kenya?

@amerix It's getting worse day by day.

FAMILIES TODAY: FATHER: Absent or weak and effeminate. He can't correct children's misbehaviour. He fears his wife. Coward. He tolerates defiance from children. MOTHER: She is disobedient and rude. Disrespects FATHER in front of children. Loud-mouthed. She can't cook or clean the house. Lacks grace. Lazy. CHILDREN: Defiant. Talk back at parents. Shout at adults. Throw tantrums when they won't get what they want. Uncouth language. At the dinner table: They are all on phones scrolling. No intimate conversations. Children eat from their bedrooms, FATHER on the couch watching TV, mother in the kitchen scrolling TikTok. PARENTS denigrate teachers. "That teacher is always broke. He stinks. His wife is poor." "If that teacher tells you to re-do this assignment, tell me. He will know who I am." How then do you expect the children to be obedient and respectful to teachers and the school? Children are echoing our manners.

@Kenyans @bonifacemwangi