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@unlimited_ls “I didn’t agree to go to jail” This reminds me of the lady who told officers she was not available for arrest. I didn’t realize this was an option😂

NEW: Colorado woman flees courtroom after receiving a 10-day jail sentence, then gets hit with 180 days "Why am I going to jail? I didn’t agree to go to jail, bro…" The woman who had just been sentenced for theft became combative and ran out of the courtroom through an emergency exit Police say she ran into a nearby neighborhood and forced her way into a home, causing damage Officers set up a perimeter and found her trying to climb a fence before taking her back into custody She was returned to court, given additional charges, and sentenced to 180 days in jail She now faces charges including burglary, escape, resisting arrest, trespassing, and criminal mischief

@JebraFaushay No

As a tastemaker and a trend-spotter, I want to let you in on a little secret. This is the hottest haircut for summer.

@PicturesFoIder I did not recognize her, although I did recognize Emma. And I’m Gen X so I get people commenting. I think as a very famous person this is what you get. Sorry lady, you don’t get to just escape people now that you are a bit older. I think she looks perfectly fine though.

Seriously, what’s wrong with people?

@NickChaps96 I really only have 3: Boardwalk Grand Floridian Animal Kingdom Lodge Stayed at many others though not all. My stay at Poly was only meh

What 4 Walt Disney World resorts would be on your Mount Rushmore? I was able to pick my 4 pretty easily. 🌺🐻🦒🏖️

@agonyhope1817 I’m so sorry. God bless you, you and your family are in my prayers

My mother just told my nephew she hated him. I can't breathe. My nephew hasn't done anything to anyone. He's a good kid. He keeps his head down, goes to work, and just exists. I have never been so angry in my life. I hope you all have a wonderful afternoon. Tell your family you love them. Hold them close. You only get one.

@AndrewYang Shut up stop. This is communist and stupid and will be the end of us.

It’s clear that AI will wind up funding universal income. Let’s make that happen ASAP.

@danae_hudlow What a ridiculous premise. This is the stupid world we live in. Sex is the least important reason to marry a person.

This is unspeakably hilarious to me Christians all over the world exist, thrive, and find lifelong love with premarital sex being permissible to them for ZERO days

@kangminlee Such a novel idea

@pureMetatron We are living in very weird times.

Wait…WHAT!?

@AbolitionRising God bless this boy and God help the girls who have been told their whole lives that 1) abortion is birth control 2) a baby is not human (clump of cells) 3) men are evil oppressors. Make babies great again

You proved his point

@TheLaurenChen Gas here is down about 30 cents since last week. Things are looking up.

Gas prices outside Chicago. I almost threw up.

@KaitMarieox The Pope is allowed to have political opinions and Catholics are free to ignore them. We follow his spiritual guidance. He’s a man from Chicago, it should not be a surprise he is an unabashed political liberal.

Believe it or not, you don't have to choose between the President and the Pope. Trump is trying to save the country and Pope Leo is trying to save our souls. They both serve God's mission in different ways, and I refuse to accept the narrative that they're on different sides. 🙏

@Gaynotqueer1 Ugh no. “He” is feeling like a girl again, don’t shove top surgery. This cult must end.

So many emotions watching this.

@allie__voss I don’t think this is true. Men know when they find their wife, they know right away. They often play games bc they don’t want to be alone until they find her but they know if the are with someone they will never marry

There's a disconnect, because when women say they want to get married, they mean "I want you to propose within the next year and I've already looked at venues" When (specifically young) men say it, they mean "I assume I'll get married in the next decade, once my friends do"

@agonyhope1817 Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby bit about chocolate cake for breakfast. It has milk!! And eggs! And wheat! Daddy’s great🎶🎵give us the chocolate cake🎶🎵

@MBEMom 😆 I approve. I shall call it a chip salad.

I am having nachos for breakfast. Because I'm an adult and I can do things like that.

@allie__voss We do NOT have a fertility problem. We have an abortion problem. If the 1.2 million babies who were murdered last year survived, we would be at a 2.08 fertility rate, ,02 lower than replacement. I feel for older career women who can’t get pregnant but that’s nature

The girlboss theory of fertility decline is weirdly persistent, I think, because it makes people feel morally superior Doesn't matter that the data doesn't support it, it provides an easy villain and that's what matters!

@Kneon This is absolutely horrible, I don’t know why he thinks this is good.

Alright, I don’t like where this is going. We want the whole country on welfare? And beholden to corporate or government owned AI? Hard pass, E.

@PaulaYScanlan Years ago before dirt when I was young I wanted a tattoo but never did it. Then everyone started getting them and I said to myself now I DONT want one. It’s so basic now.

not having a tattoo is the new having a tattoo

@DefiantLs Go back

Somalian woman who moved to Norway: “Nobody will carry my groceries out for me”