Michael

@oonacmccaughan @lilsamsquanch66 Ask him if it’s okay for you to light an almost finished candle while you play.

Recording Drawn Together with @lilsamsquanch66 this week. Questions for the boy?

@CookSheriffIL @franciscellis thought you might enjoy this.

Cook County Sheriff’s Police conducted our first of many enhanced expressway patrols targeting drivers using the shoulder to bypass slower traffic. In just a few hours, we pulled over and ticketed more than 100 vehicles, 49 of which were captured on video riding the shoulder by our new police helicopter. Using the shoulder to pass slower traffic is dangerous and can lead to catastrophic accidents. Violations carry up to a $1000 fine. Please be aware if you’re driving on the shoulder, we will pull you over!

Welp I’ve seen enough. Chicago Bears are the Super Bowl champs.

Glad I stayed up past my bed time to watch an instant classic.

@airbagged @ITYSL_memes why do I feel like this dude and Tim Robinson would make a great collab?

@TiffaJessi The first time this happened to me on apex I actually flinched a little . Caught me so off guard. My mouse is also Corsair.

I was confused as to why my gun kept shooting by itself without me firing… The mouse in question:

@Greenantetu @UsingCigarette I think he was talking about standup comedians that try to get a lot of the views for a TikTok clip and the views got progressively higher for the same joke for about 5 minutes. I couldn’t look away.

@UsingCigarette I watched a very confusing one that he told a joke repeatedly in the same way for 5 minutes. He was mocking some other comedian idk

@PurolatorHelp Thank you I just DM’d

@MichaelBro Hello, please send us your details through DM. We'll try it for you to see what is going on. Thank you, -Vanessa

@PurolatorHelp I keep receiving a “system exception occurs” when trying to make an estimate.

@IzGutierrez @AB84 I was under the impression it’s not AB who runs that account.

@nickturani @hen_ease @dallasmavs @DereckLively @Chime My dad taught me two things. Do not mess with a guy who wears sweatpants on a boat.

@dallasmavs @DereckLively @Chime Hope yall had your fun 😂 Word of advice to any traveling “fans”, when your at the garden be sure to know your place and show respect…you do NOT want to get on our bad side

The rook was cookin’ 🥵 @DereckLively finished 16-16 from the field during the WCF. This is the most without a miss for any player across a series in NBA Playoff history. @Chime // #OneForDallas #MFFL

@ChiSportsDay Okay fine I’ll watch this for the 827th time. Sweet justice for Hjalmarsson who was robbed on that bs call in the 3rd.

𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟑 Brent Seabrook scores in Game 7 OT to eliminate the Detroit Red Wings!

@Schizzeee @daltoosh First thing I saw. Those treads are bald as could be lmao.

@daltoosh The kid was riding on thoughts and prayers

Early tee time won this round

@Billyhottakes Shoutout diamond beach.

Volcano Erupting causing issues, but in update to my last post, there is a lot of Ice in this land 11% of the surface area.

@hen_ease Nuke it and follow @dieworkwear. You’ll be best dressed in the office.

Thinking about nuking/donating 90% of my clothes and starting fresh

@VarsityGamingTV It’s been real.

Sub prices going up in Canada means my loyal Canadian viewers will have to start giving up groceries to stay subbed to me. I appreciate your sacrifices 🫡

@JayCuda I do it this way because my wife showed me. It’s definitely the better way but I wouldn’t call it common knowledge. I cook it as low and as slow as possible and it comes out looking like tv commercial grilled cheese.

is it common knowledge that u can use mayo instead of butter to make a grilled cheese

@PFTCommenter How come when a player catches the ball at the 35 yard line and is tackled it’s 0 points but when they catch the ball in the endzone it’s 6 points? Why do they have different rules? That’s how these people sound. Thank you for your service PFT.

The touchback fumble rule is good. Dont let them bully you in to taking it away.

@PardonMyTake @hen_ease @DrinkBODYARMOR “I thought it was one of those weird things where you sound dumb if you think that.” Close call Hank. You almost sounded dumb.

“They speak Spanish in Spain right? -@hen_ease Presented by @DrinkBODYARMOR

@VarsityGamingTV Feel better soon

Gonna take today off stream so I can edit everything before Christmas weekend. Streaming tomorrow as long as my man cold doesn't kill me