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@GabriellaPariss @bluemontauk If memory serves, the British kids get brisket, first class BBQ and fried chicken, and the Americans get beans on fricken toast. That’s the worst trade ever! 😂

@bluemontauk Omg😂😂😂 nearly opposite reactions of this going the other way hahaha

It's American highschoolers' chance to try British food 🤣🤣🤣

@TheGreatBonobo @bluemontauk American here: If you look closely, you’ll see the knife is flat, not on the cutting edge. He also has his index finger pressing down hard. So he isn’t using it properly, even in the American way. It’s like he’s trying to tear a piece out of the middle. 😳

@bluemontauk For crying out loud, please, someone, teach Americans how to use a fucking knife and fork!

@VCharles94193 @safehavenmoney @hayasaka_aryan Adding that those four are all women, for whatever that is worth. Maybe that’s something that voters need to start taking into account. And as a woman, I’m allowed to point that out.

@VCharles94193 @safehavenmoney @hayasaka_aryan Four of the six ARE the government.

Leftists killed Henry Nowak

@TrumpGirlLove He really thought he was untouchable? Priceless.

🚨 BREAKING: Longtime 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley has been fired by CBS News, effective immediately. After a heated staff meeting where he publicly criticized new leadership and recent changes at the show, CBS let him go.

@mazemoore And to all those south of the border coming by the tens of thousands? “Don’t come. Don’t come.” Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, the entirety of the foreign policy positions of the FJB and Heels Up Harris administration.

Scott Pelley is probably still blown away by these answers.

@JamesLucasIT Very noble looking. Does he have a special skill? Like herding, guard dog, hunting dog, etc, etc?

The Xoloitzcuintli is one of the oldest dog breeds in the world

Please be careful! They got us on January 6th and my children’s children’s children will have that thrown in their face any time they try to congregate. There were paid informants, undercover police and undercover FBI, not to mention various antifa groups dressed as patriots there, infiltrating the crowds. Whatever you have to do to protect yourselves, do it.

I think people are starting to rise up, I think the more important question is how do we maintain the momentum and how do we reach the people who silently feel the same but are scared to speak up or voice their opinion? The media and the establishment work hand in hand to ensure we don’t have a platform and are relentless. What we can’t let them do is wear us down. We’ve a massive fight ahead of us. In regards to Starmer, I’d let him continue to dig his own grave. Whenever occurrences like these happen, it only makes him look worse. His time is already up.

Thousands of people are reciting Henry’s last words “I can’t breathe.”

@ImMeme0 Tell me you don’t know the Constitution without telling me you don’t know the Constitution. The words PEACEABLY ASSEMBLE are in the First Amendment. By any objective measure, the Antifa / dem Delaney action is not peaceful, nor is the violence Free Speech.

Vocal mouthpiece for communist causes and seasoned agitator “Jolly Good Ginger,” who jets from one protest to another, many funded by left-wing NGOs, launched into an emotional rant, urging his comrades and the crowd to ignite a revolution and spark a “1776 moment right now.”

@sandyjoy21222 @ImMeme0 Yeah, I’m afraid that meme is going to have to come with me.

@Nit0r @CollinRugg Modern cruise ships are much larger than the Titanic. Similar length, but the width and height dwarf Titanic. Titanic held a little over 3000 people. Most modern cruise ships hold around 10,000 people.

@CollinRugg Whoever thought of this is a genius. "Let's bUild aNoThEr Titanic but much bIgGeR." 🤣

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. "The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says. The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas. The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more. The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters. Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years. Insane.

@mattvanswol At this point, I don’t know why anyone would ride a bus. Or any public transport like subways.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that 1 year ago, on a Charlotte NC city bus... ...a White 64-year-old Navy Veteran was beaten and paralyzed by a Black man who broke his neck The veteran is a quadriplegic now. His attacker walked out of jail 3 months later.

@Frisky_gaijing @ImMeme0 And thank goodness she did! We dodged a bullet.

@ImMeme0 First term Trump offered all DACA recipients amnesty in exchange for $5 billion to build the wall. Nancy Pelosi rejected it.

Hispanic DACA recipient has the balls to blame Trump and his supporters for costing him his job and forcing him through immigration paperwork. He says his record needs to be squeaky clean, unlike those horrible “Trumpers,” and even weaponizes Bible verses to shame anyone who voted for Trump. The irony is brutal because he won’t blame the parents who put him in this situation, or the temporary Obama Band-Aid that kicked the can down the road and helped create this entire mess. I used to root hard for DACA recipients getting naturalized. After years of their entitled bullshit, blaming everyone except the parents who dragged them here, I don’t have a single ounce of sympathy left. Treat them exactly like every other invader who crossed the border illegally.

@mattvanswol “Why does this keep happening?” They must enjoy it. Maybe the potential violence gives them a larger hit of dopamine than others?

🚨#BREAKING: Three North Carolina women are facing CRIMINAL CHARGES after a "teen-takeover" event at a trampoline park in Raleigh NC turned violent. Kids were seen rioting, punching and kicking each other, and wrestling on the ground while adults encouraged the fighting. During the riot, one of the women BRANDISHED A HANDGUN and, according to police reports, encouraged a child to fight the other kids. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!!!!!!!!

@KariHolland_ @WallStreetApes Nah, there’s no way she paid for a pizza when she could just send her child to a ther tables and eat from them. Especially from good sized birthday parties.

@WallStreetApes Would be a pity if someone were to wait near her table after she orders pizza and swoops in for a slice as soon as it arrives. Life hack, am I right?

Black America says she’s found a hack at Chuck E. Cheese She says she waits until another parent puts their child in one of the rides or games with 2 seats Once that parent pays, she quickly goes and put her baby in the other seat so he can enjoy the ride without having to pay I wanted to see if this was legal so I actually looked into this This is not legal and is a form of theft of services and violates Chuck E. Cheese’s policies First let’s go over Theft of Services Many states have laws against “theft of services,” where you knowingly use a paid service like rides and games without paying the required fee. By sneaking your child into a paid spot without the business’s permission, you’re depriving Chuck E. Cheese of revenue they charge per rider or per activation Now the company rules Chuck E. Cheese’s terms explicitly prohibit “theft of property or services” and “assisting any person to obtain unauthorized entry. Violators can be removed, banned, or face other consequences Rides and games are activated by payment and two-seater rides are designed for paid use according to their system, not for free riders jumping in

@MonaKnows2 @AmericaPapaBear And drums to!

@AmericaPapaBear Get a band of bagpipers!

This really is the ONLY way to deal with the Muslim call to prayer. BLAST SOME BAGPIPES!

@bluemontauk Scotch eggs are good. Beans on toast is illegal in 37 states.

@Nefertitibarni2 Is the last dog peeing on his owner? 😳

Oioioioioioi 😂😂😂

Something like this may have happened in my previous neighborhood in Phoenix. One day, it seemed like there were Indians, everywhere! I’m not going to get into detail but let’s just say the single females of the gated neighborhood stopped going for walks in the early mornings or at night. Not even to get the mail. Nothing actually happened, but the silent intimidation was real; especially in the summers. After 2.5 years, I finally moved.

A high volume real estate agent in Texas named Ram Konara is selling almost exclusively to Indian and H-1B buyers In the past few years the realtor has allegedly sold 1,761 homes This would be almost impossible for one agent, think of the math Not to mention, this is illegal and I’ll go over why He’s promoting in ethnicity specific communities and getting promotions from some builders for bringing South Asian buyers. This is discriminatory practices under Texas Real Estate Commission Rule 531.19, which prohibits marketing or disclosures based on race and national origin But it doesn’t stop there, he’s scamming other realtors and using race loyalty with foreigners being imported Here’s what I found he does The buyers are reportedly told to find homes themselves, tour with other listing agents, then switch to Konara to write the contract He then rebates most of his commission back to them, only keeping $1,000. This is framed as a “great deal” for buyers but criticized what’s really happening is he is free-riding on other agents’ time and effort All foreigners do is find ways to scam in America. It literally never ends

@TrumpGirlLove Absolutely amazing! As one who is still drawing stick figures, this is like magic and I am in awe!

I love this ! Wow! 👏👏🔥🔥🐴