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@Needed2ReadPost
Finest wares, imported straight from the infernal planes.
Присоединился Ekim 2021
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@Needed2ReadPost Mostly I heard him on weekend edition. Making memes about NPR personalities has been a nonstarter in the past. Like the one about how you know that you failed your death saves is that Terry Gross is re-airing your previous interview.
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I was going to make a D&D meme about making puzzles but I don’t think anyone here knows who Will Shortz is.
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@gnomedepot There used to be an NPR program called "A Way with Words" that would bring him up.
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@michaelpfreeman "I have so much power, I can do blatantly illegal things." Sad, but thanks to cowards controlling the other two branches of government, he's right.
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This is more of Biff's unmitigated nonsense. If two universities schedule a game that day, is DOJ going to prosecute?
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I have much more power in my second term. I said I'm going to sign an executive order to ensure that the second Saturday in December, is preserved exclusively, nobody is playing football. Not Ohio state against Notre Dame. Not LSU against Alabama. Nobody is going to play football for four hours during that very special time of the year in December. It's preserved forever for the army-navy game. If you don't want to watch football, you don't have to. But if you want to watch football, you are only watching one game. You are not watching 19 different games.
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@SageAmenti @atrupar They look bored AF. Strong "I'd rather be policing the barracks" vibes.
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@atrupar Funny, Trump leads the anti-woke party but he's never above putting a few Black people behind him to pretend he's not racist. Remember the two Blacks for Trump dudes who used to sit behind Trump at his campaign rallies? I wonder where they're at now.
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Trump: "We're having a hard time. We want to talk to them, and there's nobody to talk to. We have nobody to talk to. And you know what? We like it that way."
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@mary_pezzulo "I want to marry my mom" runs deep in some circles.
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It's such a shame that men are literally incapable of picking up a pan and cooking.
valentine@valawakened
My greatest fear is marrying someone who can't cook to save her life whilst I grew up eating delicious food
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@LawyerDave1 @NeverTr74704466 The US has killed more children in Iran than US soldiers have died. Those are the numbers we should be focused on.
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@NeverTr74704466 The US killed more Taliban in 20 years than lost US soldiers too.
Who's in charge there today?
A focus in body counts is how we get into quagmires.
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Iran has lost more leaders than the US has lost soldiers.
Seyed Abbas Araghchi@araghchi
Americans haven’t forgotten how, even as hundreds of U.S. soldiers were dying in Vietnam, and the outcome was already clear, General William Westmoreland was flown home to reassure everyone that the war was going well — that the U.S. was “winning.”
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@tweets4twits @ForecasterEnten His stroke polls better than he does.
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@ForecasterEnten Critical juncture here.
He is now dripping approval points even faster than IQ points.
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John Fetterman's had a 108 pt drop in his net approval with PA Dems since 2023.
His net rating is -40 pt net approval with them.
His net popularity with his own party is worse than all senators who lost a primary this century.
There's no historical analog to his unpopularity.
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@Sir_Capita @SOPROSOCIAL "Why does the political party the Republicans always call literal demons, that they want kicked out of the country, that they cheer when liberals are killed in the streets, always wish violence upon us?" You have zero introspection, but by all means call me a retard, you victim
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Counterpoint: I could prolly kill this guy for free with a medium sized rock
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NOW - Hegseth confirms the Pentagon is seeking about $200,000,000,000 billion for the Iran War: "It takes money to kill bad guys."
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Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend.
Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world.
May his memory be a blessing.
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@delmoi @SOPROSOCIAL He's partial responsible for killing 150 children. That's the death and destruction you're defending.
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@SOPROSOCIAL So weird to hear this guy openly crow about bringing "Death and destruction," lets "kill bad guys."
So weird.
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@SOPROSOCIAL Why does the left always want physical harm caused to their opposition
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@LogansXAcc @beatmastermatt @netanyahu "An actor died. Maybe wait a while before criticizing genocidal maniacs."
This is how you look.
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@beatmastermatt @netanyahu holy shit the man just died, shut the fuck up that's disrespectful as shit
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@heresjohnny1775 @PressSec Sorry for the second post. There wasn't enough room on 4 whole pages to list every Republican caught being a pedo:
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@heresjohnny1775 @PressSec Oh, I didn't know Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Jim Jordan, and Donald Trump were Democrats. Also, there's these guys:
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...and what's wrong with that, Margaret?
Margaret Brennan@margbrennan
The Secretary of Defense tells the American public to pray for our troops on bended knee and invoke Jesus' name....
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@heresjohnny1775 @PressSec Aww, I didn't mean to make you cry! I am sooooo sorry you're having to laugh to hide your pain. Does little baby need a hug? Here you go.
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@PirateSoftware Chuck Norris didn't die...he ascended.
Chuck Norris died because he accidently slapped his thigh too hard, and no one can survive one of his slaps.
Chuck Norris died because the ghost of Bruce Lee was talking shit, and he needed to rectify the situation.
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I heard that Chuck Norris kicked the Grim Reapers ass today and then took his job. What a legend.
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@MyNameIsRickyM This explains why so many wives cheat on their husbands. Strange gets taken off the table, and they have zero will to keep making their wife cum.
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@BetsyGolden16 @PressSec @VetWarrior76 The only accomplishments you seem to value are that you shat out a child, your child or SO shat out a child, that you're from a state, and that someone else you fucked served their country. Where did you graduate from? PragerU? Trump's real estate scam program?
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@PressSec @VetWarrior76 Margaret Brennan must be the dumbest reporter of all. So embarrassing she’s a UVA grad. She’s just a partisan hack. And she needs to be schooled—it’s the sec of WAR not defense. 🙄
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