I'm a Lectern

"Wow, this account only tweets about lecterns!" 😀 *Follows* "Wow. This account only tweets about lecterns." 😑 *Unfollows*

Just a reminder, no more stealing. 🤨

@PressSec Just as an fyi, you are at a *lectern. 😀 #DunniganPayneLectern

A group of DC-based journalists, the White House Correspondents' Association, has long dictated which journalists get to ask questions of the President of the United States. Not anymore. Today, I was proud to announce that we are giving the power back to the people. Moving forward, the ‘White House Press Pool,’ will be determined by the White House Press Team. Legacy outlets who have participated in the press pool for decades will still be allowed to join – but we will also be offering the privilege to well-deserving outlets who have never been allowed to share in this awesome responsibility.

@alrediger OH MY G that's fantastic! 🥰

.@NotPodium As a member of the Board of Education I wanted to share that we are currently going through the process of changing the wording of our Policy 2:230 to say ‘lectern’ instead of ‘podium.’ #continualimprovement

😮🫢😙😗😚😊😀😃🥰

@here4LWCnTucker @karolineleavitt 🥰

rumble.com/v6enrxs--trump… Support Independent Content Creators. Support Free Speech. @karolineleavitt knocked it out of the park yesterday. It was refreshing to see competence at the lectern (thank you @NotPodium). #louderwithcrowder breaks down the First Press Conference, and supplies #facts and references. Thank you @rumblevideo and @chrispavlovski for a free speech platform. Fuck @YouTube. #truthmatters #fightlikehell @NickDiPaolo

@adambodily Gorgeous! I love when u know they have seen some things... 😍

@PressSec at the *lectern #DunniganPayneLectern

See you at the podium! 1PM ET!

@TrotskyTrotter @PaulRudnickNY Yet. 😀

@PaulRudnickNY She does not know the difference between a podium and a lectern. @notpodium

In her first briefing, WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt said she'd be "telling the truth from this podium every single day." Which was just what the lying Kayleigh McEnany had said. Why doesn't a reporter ask, "Are you a natural blonde?"

@_jpfulks_ @karolineleavitt @HARRISFAULKNER Seconded. 😀

@karolineleavitt @NotPodium In hopes of helping you put your best foot forward, please stop referring to your lectern as a podium. Just ask @HARRISFAULKNER. She knows. 😏👍🏻

@thrash242 @DefiantLs U gotta cc the perp... 🤔

@DefiantLs @NotPodium

Wait what? Why would you even say that?

ICYHMTBSY worth checking out 😀 @notpodium.bsky.social

@bags @RMFifthCircuit I saw, thx Mr David! (mostly on the blewskis now @notpodium.bsky.social)

@RMFifthCircuit @NotPodium

I’m proud to note my little piece on the Louisiana Supreme Court lectern is now out. /1

@JudgeWyld @karolineleavitt Nailed it. 😀

@karolineleavitt podium vs lectern. behind lectern. standing on podium. @NotPodium

@DSmith_Tucson @abbeysomethin @TheTNHoller 😬

@abbeysomethin @TheTNHoller @NotPodium

Trump campaign adviser Alex Bruesewitz just collapsed on stage at the NY Young Republican Club gala. (Those in attendance say he seems like he will be ok)

@SelectWomanTaft @DonOftheDead80 💯😀

@DonOftheDead80 *lectern @NotPodium

Who hired the hooker? Is she gonna Blow someone under the podium??

@gato_mocoso @thoroughblessed Hi PC! Pretty sweet... 🥰

@thoroughblessed Been a while @NotPodium 💗 My bud from real life nailed it

When I’m giving a speech and there’s a lectern, I like to walk up to it, wearing glasses, and then take off the glasses before reading my (possibly real, possibly imaginary) notes. I thought I was original when I first did that, but learned Jimmy Durante did that long before me.

Rrready...! #POVLectern 😀

@UofIPackWSFan @intelligentfilm @myronjclifton Kinda plinthy really. 🤔

This is the smallest kitchen “island” I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

@bigchriselmer @thetimes @ShippersUnbound ohhh nooo... 😕

@NotPodium you are needed in the latest version of @thetimes podcast. @ShippersUnbound talks about every Prime Minister having a new podium.

@RabelaisBleu @Shittingontrump @thetrueshelby It's a lectern. 😀

@Shittingontrump @thetrueshelby It's a lectern @NotPodium

Lectern & Leather.