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harold
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@vegasAlphons @StoolMintzy He graduated from @OleMiss. Should tell you a lot about the current state of college educations.
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Man city is the scum of the earth
MLComps@MLComps97
This is why Arsenal winning the league will be one of the best title wins in history. They are competing against the most corrupt institution sports has ever seen. 2 red cards & 2 penalties not given to Brentford to keep city in the title race.
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one of the most beautiful clips in history
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
When Mao Zedong got shocked by the height of Henry Kissinger's wife
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@isaackubrick You do know hunter biden shagged his dead brothers wife and had a kid ?
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Her husband got killed not even a year ago and she already moved on and had a baby smh
Karoline Leavitt@karolineleavitt
On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕 She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble. Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏
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@miguelgbandeira @CreateActionLtd but we dont travel or have passports.. remember? so it has to be someone else that colonized your bitch continent like this
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no European drinks this shit by the way
Lamija ⚜️@bossanium
euromaxxing (coffee and yap on a sunny afternoon)
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If you DM players, or anyone else like this, you're a gigantic douche bag and need to touch grass
Manuel XANTIQUERO@PrimeFuller69
My catcher is more worried about proving twitter trolls wrong than getting a hit
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@NEWMAN_intown @Loose_bets @chellgod The conman you worship is a rapist. keep the same standards retard
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@Loose_bets @chellgod Kinda proving the point. Rewarding franchises with PR problems is gunna keep those same franchise’s dysfunctional
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Most rigged shit ive ever seen in all my life is the NHL Lottery.
- Bedard to the Blackhawks
- Mckenna to the Leafs
They dont even try to hide it anymore lol
B/R Open Ice@BR_OpenIce
THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS HAVE JUST WON THE DRAFT LOTTERY 🤯
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All the airlines rushing to say "not it" with who's gonna be the next black airline
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: Delta Airlines to remove free snacks and drinks on flights under 349 miles.
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@UTVJohn @Dev_Invictus @arthur_spirling Oh look another european who doesnt know shit about america offering his opinion
Tornados dont just say oh jeez sorry man let me go this way instead because your house is made of brick. They flatten the fuck out of it with you inside and send bricks (projectiles) miles away
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@OO7MPH @Dev_Invictus @arthur_spirling Which is why it’s even more crazy that you don’t build from robust materials 🥴
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UK: top-1 percentile EPL footballer with wife who is partner at City of London corporate law firm
US: guy who co-invented 3rd best app for rating hotdogs
0ya ✞@x0yabun
What jobs actually get people houses like these?
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@Dev_Invictus @arthur_spirling Surely your weather is even 1/10 as vicious as weather could be here
GIF
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@arthur_spirling To be fair, in the UK this is made of brick with Welsh slate tiles. In the US it's all made of timber with asphalt roof shingles.
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in times like these I'm thankful I was born in a place where I don't have to concern myself with beers called [insert random brewery] Light.
J. Mangual@MLBShotsFired
Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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@winghalf6 I wonder where that thread is from a few weeks ago where euros were crying about americans being able to pay green fees abroad while they get squeezed out, and how theres a stark difference between the two because one side isnt in it to make $... or pay their rent, apparently
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@PoetGooner @okaythenfuture 'no longer the coolest superpower' then who the fuck is 🤣🤣 not like thats something youd be willing to say before anyways.
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The worst part is we are in the home of jazz and hip hop, and we do not yet have a WC song.
We should have a WC album by now.
Everything from Bruno Mars to Taylor Swift, Jay Z to Glasper, Carpenter to Imagine Dragons should be drafted to create the GOAT WC album.
They have the power to feature Rose and Bad Bunny, even, to make it truly global and demonstrate their melting pot soft power.
But alas, America is no longer the coolest superpower.
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The World Cup starts in 30 days and legit barely anyone cares.
In America, probably barely anyone knows the world’s biggest sport competition starts in a month.
This has been the worst rollout for the World Cup I have ever seen in my life.
It was a mistake to award it to Modern America.
It’s no longer a serious society.
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Tapped out at 48 mins. Made it 47 mins longer than Shane Gillis.
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital
New Protect Our Parks just dropped! Real ball knowers rejoice! The gang is back 🔥
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@DevineGospel Going to war for gavin sheets like padres fans do is serial winner behavior. So jealous
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White Sox fans are heated by this comment when they are truthfully the worst run organization in sports.
It’s simple logic that when you play in front of 40k fans instead of 4k fans you’ll be more locked in.
Southside Samurai is the GOAT though.
Marty Caswell@MartyCaswell
"It's one of the best things to happen to my career...as far as I'm concerned, they did me a big favor. " Gavin Sheets on being let go by the White Sox, whom the Padres will face tonight at Petco. @FriarTerritory
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@OO7MPH @shanearmagh22 @reactsimply Gas prices will come down eventually. Life is great otherwise 😎. Except for you retards. 3 more years of suffering. Enjoy 😂
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