John #UTV 🦁

@UTDssam @kpvilla @UtdRobert I didn’t bitch. Are you replying to the wrong person? I just answered your question (“name those 80% midfielders you lost”). No one is crying. Get a grip.

@UTVJohn @kpvilla @UtdRobert Cool, but every team has injured players mate. You didnt sell anyone and even got Douglas Luiz on loan so stop bitching. You literally had more january signings than us despite being 5 spots ahead of us in January. You still bottled it and now you’re crying on Twitter😭😭😭

You were 11 points ahead of us 10 games ago you daft twat. It’s embarrassing if you don’t finish above us.

@UTDssam @kpvilla @UtdRobert You replied to “we lost 80% of our midfield in January & February”. We’re at the end of March 👍

@UTVJohn @kpvilla @UtdRobert McGinn and Tielemans both played against West Ham the other day. But going by that logic we’re missing our CB partnership for a while now

@UTDssam @kpvilla @UtdRobert Kamara, Tielemans, McGinn.

@kpvilla @UtdRobert Name those 80% of midfielders you lost. Also playing the likes of Go Ahead Eagles, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Feyenoord and Basel once every couple of weeks is NOT an excuse for dropping 13 points to us in 10 games😭😭

@getrichordietri @TouchlineX I don’t think you understand how any of this works 😅

Premier League about to have 5 teams in CL because they can't stop drawing. Meanwhile Serie A fighting for survival with actual wins. Embarrassing If one draw seals it, just imagine the scenes when Palace or Forest accidentally draw 0-0 and gift Man United 5th place CL football they don't deserve😭 Premier League so dominant they get rewarded for drawing? That's not football, that's participation trophy energy on steroids. La Liga clubs punching air

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: If ANY English club draws one more game in the Champions League, Europa League or Conference League game, the Premier League will earn an additional Champions League spot! The entire Premier League top 5 would qualify directly for the Champions League.

@masterof454545 @Marcus05919594 @RandyTreibel @WestsideLAGuy No way! Reddit!

@Marcus05919594 @RandyTreibel @WestsideLAGuy reddit.com/r/AMWFs/commen…

This is successful founder of Airtable Howie Liu & wife (she’s 3 years older). They have a great life together, new baby, and I’m sure he’s a loyal provider husband & dad. But she’s not genuinely sexually & romantically attracted to him. To deny this reality is cope.

@alex_rohlf @RealPostFolder How is money a signifier of success? Is money the most important thing in life? Fυck, it’s so sad

@RealPostFolder Right, but the thing is how like successful are you? Are you making good money? I took a online IQ test that told me my IQ was 142, and I'm a goddamn mess

>Be me, >Did an online IQ test which told me that my IQ was 144. >Sometimes, I use my fingers to count, often mix up my left and right and still can't spell neccessary so... these tests are bollox. >Took a shower with my hat still on and I can assure you it's bound to happen again any day now. >Still feeling sheepish about calling the police to report my car being stolen when it was in the garage last year. >I don't have a garage because I would do that in less than a month of having one. >Once lost my car twice during the same weekend but I know myself well enough to know I just forgot it somewhere and walked around until I found it >Also missed an exam once because I had lost my car

@TrdeToScale Blue collar, obviously.

You’re 22. You get two job offers: Option A: Office Job • $70k salary • 40 hrs/week • No overtime •Low stress Option B: Blue Collar Job • $90k salary • 40 hrs/week • Overtime available • Physically demanding You must stay 5 years. Which option do you choose?

@YouTubeNerdNick @CVanDutch @iamAtheistGirl That’s right, piss off. Run away and pretend that everyone calling you a spastic are just incels like yourself 🫵😂

@UTVJohn @CVanDutch @iamAtheistGirl Anyway, this was fun for a while, but got better things to attend to. Hope all you soyboys defending this bitch feel super special! I'm sure she still wants nothing to do with all of you 🤣

setting a trap for all the uneducated white men in my mentions

@YouTubeNerdNick @CVanDutch @iamAtheistGirl I don’t see any ratios

@CVanDutch @iamAtheistGirl The OP. Look at her original tweet and most of the replies and quote tweets. EVERYONE utterly roasted this smug and bitter bitch and she's done nothing but double down and play victim since 🤣 .

@VyZzeee @aashactarl1 @TimmyRim69 @ManMilk2 Surely that would be under “A”?

@aashactarl1 @TimmyRim69 @ManMilk2 F. Tell them you identify as a woman and watch them get pissy 😂

@GreenAngelsss @m_england_321 @HumansNoContext Was that the only time in history you didn’t run away?

@m_england_321 @HumansNoContext On vous a poutré le cul les rosbiff à Castillon, et la seule raison pour laquelle notre peuple n'a jamais voulu vous annexer, c'est parce que votre nourriture est infecte !

Is this accurate?

@Poozymoto @jimthegiant “You sound like a fat woman with blue hair. They gotta go and that is the moderate position. The opinions of cucks, commies, and women in general on this and most matters are worth less by the hour. Get good or get sorted. Capiche?”

@jimthegiant You sound like a fat woman with blue hair. They gotta go and that is the moderate position. The opinions of cucks, commies, and women in general on this and most matters are worth less by the hour. Get good or get sorted. Capiche?

Idk why I need to say this, but it seems the far right have truly lost their mind.. We are not in some holy war crusade against muslims. They are literally just humans, who work and go to the shops and shit.

@ForPoliticsUK1 @lowles_nick

@ForPoliticsUK1 @lowles_nick 🤔

Politically vile during the campaign, personally vile in his defeat…. #Loser

@TS92Avfc @KingGary1234 Reform lost, pal.

@KingGary1234 Just strange that someone would openly celebrate the victory of a party that promotes such division and hate over a party that actually has a hopeful vision for the future. Just a shame you feel the way you do. Either way UTV

Haha eat shit Reform. Up the Greens #DentonAndGorton

@roninmercllc @EselyxSeba78952 @SamaHoole That’s not what your article says. It shows that China bought nearly 80% of Brazil’s total exports, not 80% of Brazil’s total soybean production.

@EselyxSeba78952 @SamaHoole No I didn't you can look it up. China buys 80% of the soy beans Brazil produces, due to the tariffs it has gone up to 90%. farmdocdaily.illinois.edu/2025/11/us-chi…

>be British >eat British beef >someone: "you're causing Amazon deforestation" >me: "my beef is from Wales" >them: "cattle farming causes deforestation" >me: "in Brazil, not Wales" >them: "but globally" >me: "my cow was in Pembrokeshire eating grass" >them: "but the system" >me: "the Welsh hills were deforested about 3000 years ago, I don't think my beef is the issue" >them: "but your demand for beef" >me: "for British beef, from British farms, eating British grass" >them: "but" >me: "there are no rainforests in Wales" >them: *googles Brazilian beef statistics* >them: "but this article" >me: "that's Brazil" >applying problems from one country to a different country 9000km away >geography is hard apparently

@chiefwindex @blackbunn_ygirl @MockYuah @waltermasterson Sounds like a fulfilling life 👍

@blackbunn_ygirl @MockYuah @waltermasterson It’s a joke to troll people I argue with on Twitter. Whenever they see flags they don’t like they start spiraling into a fit of insults that don’t apply to me.

@ReformSecYork @PoliticsJOE_UK Plenty of his pedo palls are

@UTVJohn @PoliticsJOE_UK Again, I don’t think Epstein was a billionaire.

Spotted outside Old Trafford 👀

@WafflesInfo @lasercow @docrussjackson @OborneTweets Yes, I would. But that’s kind of besides the point, isn’t it? Someone stated that you used to be able to vote Tory and be pro trans &EU etc, but now you need to vote for a pro indy party to get those views. To which you responded “The Green”, which is a non answer lmfao

@UTVJohn @lasercow @docrussjackson @OborneTweets Wouldn't you be if you were Scottish?

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@ReformSecYork @PoliticsJOE_UK Although one billionaire was a sex trafficking pedo, there was a support network behind him. That is the nature of cost benefit analysis.

@UTVJohn @PoliticsJOE_UK Although one man carried out the attack there was a support network behind him. That is the nature of cost benefit analysis. I don’t believe Epstein was a billionaire, I think it more like he was the front man for an operation of some sort.