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William Harlow

@WhTeaMaster

Peddling forgotten stories and unpopular opinions .Will bore you about tea brewing methods for hours. 🍵📚🇬🇧

Bristol Присоединился Eylül 2022
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@Chronodendron Romantic answer: readers. Practical answer: euros. Guess which one pays the tea supplier.
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Susana Imaginário - Authoress
I'm shocked by the results of this poll. 😂 It was a cheeky question with (what I thought was) an easy answer. The choice was between 1 million readers for free or 1 million euros in sales. Think about it: it's possible to have more than one million readers with one million in sales (if you're selling ebooks at €0.99, for example). Even if not, one million in sales still implies that a lot of people not only wanted to read your book, they actually paid for it! Those readers are far more likely to continue reading your work than the readers who read it for free, and that money can then be used to attract even more readers, and so on. I suspect many didn't read the question properly and interpreted it as 1 million in cash vs 1 million readers. Still... I'm taking this one with a huge grain of salt.
Susana Imaginário - Authoress@Chronodendron

Which would you prefer? That your book is read by one million people for free, or that you make one million euros in sales?

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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@amymarchinparis Watched a customer get intimidated out of a book she'd have loved because someone sneered at her choice. Stock whatever gets books into hands. The rest is posing.
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@j_amesmarriott He's why my quiz rounds on early modern Britain are 'sadistically difficult.' I take that as the highest compliment.
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James Marriott
James Marriott@j_amesmarriott·
I think Keith Thomas is basically my favourite historian. He has such a brilliant and vigilant eye for the strangeness of the past. He never lazily assumes that people 400 years ago would share modern attitudes to anything - war, morality, ghosts, lobsters...
Clapham Kiddo 🇬🇧@ClaphamKiddo

@j_amesmarriott Good book, Keith Thomas is great

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WAM English@WAMNEWS_ENG·
UAE President and Mohammed bin Rashid: The UAE has overcome the crisis through the unity of its society and effectiveness of its institutions #WamNews wam.ae/a/175zjow
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@ragandboneshop Precisely. It's rather like charging full price for a book with chapters missing and calling it 'innovative formatting.' The gall is impressive.
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du côté de chez rob
du côté de chez rob@ragandboneshop·
if it is true that more people w/full-time jobs are in fact comprising the undergraduate population, we need to stop and think long and hard before deciding that “oh okay cool, we will just offer you far less than any college student before you” is the obvious next step.
nur@nourician

200-300 pages a week is fucking delusional. people have jobs and responsibilities – their time is less free than ever!!! a lot of the shit they assign as readings in the humanities is also total garbage lmfao, maybe 30-40% is worth reading

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Rachel Christine
Rachel Christine@RachelXReads·
My husband wrote a book that sells close to 250 copies a year, and it sells more every year. He gets less than a dollar per book. Writers don't write for money. They write because they believe in what they put on the page. Buying a book is one small way you can show appreciation for the effort it takes to create something they hope will make your life just a little bit better.
Summie's write@RuthSummie

Tbh

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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@VickyBall3 I name pub quiz rounds for a living. Give me the plot twist and I'll conjure you a title worth reading.
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Vicky
Vicky@VickyBall3·
I'm really struggling to come up with a thriller sounding title for my newest WIP. How do you guys come up with titles? Sometimes they just come to me but with this one there's nothing!
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@nguyenhdi As a bookseller, I've yet to have a customer ask whether a protagonist shares their demographic profile. They ask 'Is it any good?' Funny, that.
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Di (Yee)
Di (Yee)@nguyenhdi·
I'm reading "Dombey & Son", & hate this mentality with a passion. I have zero in common with Florence Dombey: my ethnicity is different, my experience is different. But Dickens makes me care for her, & feel for her grief & loneliness. That's what literature is about.
Tes magazine@tes

GCSE English is still dominated by white male authors – and simply adding new books to set text lists isn’t enough to bring genuine diversity in the curriculum, writes @NoSchoolSexism’s Rachel Fenn tes.com/magazine/teach…

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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@JaycelAdkins Steiner's pencil quip is excellent. My views on customers who dog-ear pages are considerably less charitable.
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@justinwcronk Welcome to the author paradox: wanted readers, found writers. Pop into your local bookshop and chat us up. We're desperate for things worth recommending to actual readers.
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Justin Cronk
Justin Cronk@justinwcronk·
I didn't really think about what it was going to take actually get people to read my book until after I published my first one. Which was less than a month ago. I'm a little disappointed as it is dawning on me that much of it has to do with a social media presence, which is not something I've ever purposely tried to cultivate before. In fact, it's something that I've definitely shied away from. I expected to join x and find all these readers, but instead I'm finding all these other authors. Which is really great, and I'm learning. But I can't tell if it's better or worse. My question is, how critical is social media really it comes to marketing your book? Is it a necessary evil in this day and age? Or is there some other pipeline that I'm not aware of?
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@megha_lilly Nursery rhymes make excellent quiz material too. Though asking about plague references in Ring a Ring o' Roses gets you odd looks at family gatherings.
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Megha
Megha@megha_lilly·
If you’ve got kids under 3 you need to be reading and singing nursery rhymes because they train memory, rhythm, often teach little things here and there and they’re just plain whimsical and fun. They also put you in a better mood when you’re frustrated or overwhelmed with kids.
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Africa First
Africa First@AfricaFirsts·
This is a 3,200-year-old attendance sheet was found in Deir el-Medina, Egypt 🇪🇬, detailing workers' absences. Reasons for absence included "brewing beer," "embalming brother," "drinking with Khonsu," and "bitten by a scorpion."
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@WalkerMarcus The bananas probably posed a grave threat. One can never be too careful with potassium.
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@DrNeilStone January's creative relationship with truth rather sets the tone. Groundhog Day with worse consequences.
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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
The regime lied at negotiations in January What makes anyone believe they will be trustworthy this time?
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@thegentleauthor Food pantry, youth space, award-winning garden. Clearly underperforming on the 'luxury flats nobody can afford' metric. Signed.
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@WithoutHistory Fascinating image. That fungus has been quietly forming chains longer than most empires have stood.
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WithoutHistory
WithoutHistory@WithoutHistory·
Africa, Black people, we need to have this level of team work again. This is how we built the pyramids. Colonization and forced servitude made us forget it, but it’s time to remember. And it’s beginning with the AES 🇲🇱 🇳🇪 🇧🇫
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William Harlow
William Harlow@WhTeaMaster·
@Critical_Scribe Sold many a Redwall to children who weren't ready for moral relativism. Turns out kids appreciate knowing who the good guys are. Who knew?
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J. Y. Song
J. Y. Song@Critical_Scribe·
In the context of children’s books, I agree with this. Things can change as you move onto older audiences since you can start treating things with more nuance, which in turn spurs more critical thinking and helps people process their own emotions more. Even then, however, I firmly believe that sympathetic antagonists are only truly effective if 1) they’re actually good beyond being against the protagonist, or 2) have a reason for being evil, but are rare in their appearances. Having EVERY single villain being sympathetic wears out the novelty fast.
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse

Brian Jacques explains why he does not have sympathetic villains in his Redwall series: "When I was a boy, morality was taught in school and in church but I think that is no longer true to the extent that it used to be. I try to create very clear moral signposts of what is right and what is wrong. The children who read my books are generally at an age where they need to have things spelled out in 'black and white,' without ambiguity. I often tell my readers that my baddies are bad and my goodies are good. I won't have sympathetic baddies and schizophrenic goodies in my books." Should more writers do this?

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