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The Zeno Report

@ZenoReport

Turning market noise into clarity. Sharp insights, striking visuals — your daily edge. For perspective, not prescriptions. Not financial advice.

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The Zeno Report@ZenoReport·
14 companies. The Trillion club. Textbook says a company deserves its valuation based on 4 things: Revenue growth. Earnings power. Competitive moat. Reasonable valuation. $TSLA fails all 4. ↳ Revenue down 2.9% in 2025 ↳ EPS down 47% YoY ↳ P/E near 400. Forward P/E ~185. ↳ BYD now outsells in global BEVs. It's not a tech company. It's a car company priced like it owns the future. The stock is priced like robotaxis and Optimus are already proven businesses, and like xAI and SpaceX optionality somehow belongs inside $TSLA’s multiple. The moment SpaceX goes public on its own, the market has to separate Tesla’s income statement from the Musk empire story. 13 companies built their way into the club. Tesla vibed its way in. "But Robotaxis" Zero autonomous miles logged in California six years straight. Launched small pilot in Austin (June 2025), expanded to Dallas and Houston (April 2026), but only 42 registered vehicles across Texas. Miami still pending. What's running is a tiny unsupervised fleet in geofenced zones that relies heavily on remote operators for edge cases. "But Optimus" Promised 10,000 units by end of 2025. Built a few hundred. None doing useful work. Program head gone. Not available for purchase. No pre-orders. No waitlist. Consumer sales target: end of 2027 per Musk himself. None of this exists in the income statement yet. Textbook calls that speculation not valuation. When SpaceX goes public, the market asks one question: What is $TSLA worth without the story?
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@HunterAllen4 It would be the most crazy company in the world. From making Rockets to Cars to Robots.
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A Tesla-SpaceX merger would reshape Tesla's share structure: SpaceX just went public, and on IPO day its president didn't rule out merging with Tesla. That's not a rumor anymore it's an acknowledged option from inside SpaceX. The problem for Tesla shareholders is the math. Morningstar models a deal where Tesla holders end up owning only 66% of the combined company. That means Tesla would issue roughly half again its current shares to pay for SpaceX. SpaceX is capital-intensive and not yet earning at Tesla's scale, so folding it in would likely dilute Tesla's earnings per share immediately. Tesla shareholders carry the dilution risk while SpaceX's IPO already locked in a premium valuation.
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@cmsinvests Idk about the rest if I am definitely bullish on Anthropic IPO. It’s the only AI company which is projected to become profitable within the next few months.
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@drayinvests Yeah totally. Like how many people in the next decade will be comfortable sitting in a car without a driver. Just think about it also if I am in the passenger seat and the car crashes who will be held accountable?
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@ZenoReport Yea, I personally don’t think that they can become solidified enough to take down the structure uber has built
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dray@drayinvests·
Is $UBER one of the most forgotten stock right now? Under $70 is crazy to see This company has done nothing but continue to grow and there isn’t anything stopping them in my opinion Is this a good buying opportunity?
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Heisenberg@Mr_Derivatives·
NEW YORK KNICKS WIN!!! NEW YORK KNICKS WIN!!! I WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT! Fucking crying right now.
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@MatthewSpositi They have started drafting policies so let's see what happens. US is already restricting AI models like FABLE so many more regulations around AI industry itself might be on the way. All these will impact the growth of AI. No more running around freely anymore.
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US bank regulators are tightening scrutiny of AI deployment: Regulators are now asking banks detailed questions about where AI is being used, which vendors are involved, and whether kill switches exist. They are not writing new AI laws yet. Instead they are enforcing through existing rules on model risk, fair lending, and third-party oversight. That means compliance pressure is live today, not after some future rulemaking. Banks must also hold their AI vendors accountable, which adds cost and slows rollout. Most bank bulls have priced in AI efficiency gains this quarter without modeling that friction.
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@ZenoReport you know what always buy quality
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@CXL_LAB @finviz_com It will most likely hold for the week the momentum is strong but after that some profit taking will happen.
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CXL_LAB@CXL_LAB·
@ZenoReport @finviz_com Good question mate. Indeed really weird times. This Monday will tell a lot. Curious if SpaceX gonna hold prior gains.
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CXL_LAB@CXL_LAB·
Stocks reversed SpaceX IPO delay-led dip as MoU has “never been closer” to signature. • S&P 500 +0.5%, Nasdaq +0.43%, Dow +0.6% — on UMich/oil relief • STOXX 50 +0.23% — on inline DE/FR/ES CPI vs weak UK GDP/IP/Trade • Nikkei +1.1%, Hang Seng +0.7% — on talk & CN Loans Next: • US/EU IP, CA HS/Sales, CH PPI/SECO Jun 15 • US Empire/NAHB, EU/SK/IT Trade Jun 15 Tape was messy. Space-related stocks dipped hard first because SpaceX IPO trading got delayed in Nasdaq auction for 2+ hours after the bell. Virgin Galactic (SPCE) crashed -32%, while other companies which supposed to benefit from IPO followed the selloff: $LUNR -13%, $RKLB & $SATS -11%. Basically charts looked rugged before trading even existed. Then SPCX finally went live, ripped above +20%, and the market stopped treating the IPO delay like some disaster. Though, it didn’t really limit the space-related equities riskoff. Bigger stock rescue came from macro + oil + geopolitics. UMich Sentiment beat. Consumer expectations beat. 1Y and 5Y inflation expectations cooled. So after yesterday’s hot PPI + weak jobs mix, markets finally got something they could actually buy. At the same time, oil dumped -2.5% on peace talks. That’s the real fuel behind the equity bid. The market is pricing the Islamabad MoU as real de-escalation, especially after Araghchi said the framework has “never been closer” to signature. So equities are saying: “Buy the dip.” $AMD +4.7%, $TSLA +1.8%. Unfortunately, ain’t a full risk-on yet. Amazon & Micron still -1.2%. It’s a selective re-risk after the SpaceX IPO chaos got absorbed and oil kept bleeding. Funny part? People who bought SPCE thinking it was the SpaceX trade got nuked, while the actual SPCX IPO ripped. That’s basically today’s market in one sentence. Confusion first. Relief later. Still, the setup is fragile. Stocks are green because the market believes the deal story survives the weekend. Oil is down because the market believes Hormuz risk is fading. But geopolitics is still hot. - Hormuz is unstable. - Hezbollah denies truce. So yeah, stocks recovered. But if this “final text” deal breaks again, does this equity bid finally get smoked?
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Stocks rip on US strike-cancel/deal-signing bid. • S&P 500 +1.75%, Nasdaq +4.15%, Dow +2.30% — on oil >5% dump vs hotter PPI/Jobs • STOXX 50 +3.13% — on Trump’s “great settlement” vs ECB hold & DE C/A miss • Nikkei +5.9%, Hang Seng +1.4% — on deal hopes vs JP BSI miss Next: • UMich, UK GDP/Trade, CA WS, HK PPI Jun 12 • JP/HK/UK IP, DE/FR/ES CPI, CN Loans Jun 12 This was a headline squeeze. Macro was too bearish for this kind of move. US PPI came in hot: +1.1% MoM vs 0.7%, +6.5% YoY vs 6.4%. Jobs also softened, with claims missing. Normally that combo is ugly: - Higher inflation pressure. - Weaker labor tape. - Less room for clean Fed relief. But markets ignored it because geopolitics flipped the trade. - Trump cancelled Iran strikes. - Then pushed “deal signing date soon.” - Then oil dumped hard. So equities treated it like the worst-case Middle East tail risk got delayed. Not solved. Delayed. The heat map says everything. $MU +12%, $AMAT +11%. Basically a forced re-risking into the same AI/semis basket everyone was dumping earlier. Though… Oracle still crashed -8.5%, while Microsoft and Meta remained red. So this is more like a violent semis relief bid after war/AI-risk got pushed back. Market choosing to believe deal first and inflation/jobs/Hormuz later is a dangerous setup. Just a single Iran denial of current terms or delay can change the whole trade in seconds as we approach “July Oil Red Zone.” Do you trust this rally or is it a trap?

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@NYCMayor Let's gooooo. New Yorkers are about to have the best time of their lives.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup. Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament. The beautiful game belongs to everyone.
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zerohedge@zerohedge·
*NEW YORK KNICKS WIN FIRST NBA CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973
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6k by Monday? GN 💤
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The Zeno Report@ZenoReport·
@HunterAllen4 I unfollowed a lot of people the other day... I hope these great guys get their accounts back they grind here alot.
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Hunter Allen@HunterAllen4·
I did some research. Rather this is true or not I’m not sure x fam. 🧐 Repost to spread the word to everyone on x because no one needs account suspended if they have been grinding and are clearly a real person. 🙏🏼Praying for the brothers to get accounts back this one hit me hard taking accounts away from the 4 I know. @Mapago9 @Acevent95706230 @LeifInvests @BlackMambaMilli Keep these notes in mind. - repetition is not good on here - to many follows or unfollows - switch up posting style - switch up GIFS/VIDEOS
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@NYCMayor Did you meet any of the legendary Brazilian players today? Zidane was in the crowd too.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
Our whole city is cheering for the Knicks tonight. So it’s only right that we bring the Knicks to the whole city. Tonight, Game 5 will be streaming on 130 LinkNYC kiosks. Let’s go Knicks.
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Kai Capital
Kai Capital@Double0Capital·
Already at 100 followers... Appreciate every one of you! More alpha incoming The party is just getting started
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