Roger

@sow413 @iEatOrganMeat We dropped nuclear bombs on you. Shouldn’t we be asking for forgiveness?

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

@AlysssaHazel @doukhobour How are you all getting this coveted Japanese timeline? What account do I need to follow to start seeing this glimmer of heaven?

Me, accepting the gift that is Japanese Twitter on my Timeline

@DoubleWideCap @simplesamtx That’s awesome! I’ve never heard of Nilgai before.

Nilgai was shot and processed. Which is most of the top half of the freezer. Some venison mixed in there. Under the sausage is the beef which is swapped out on a 1-2 month basis. Door is combo Nilgai/Venison. Beef sticks, etc. Those won't last a year before consumed. Nilgai we'll see. The trout will be gone soon.

Dear Japanese X, Texas law requires us to have at least one freezer full of cow. We are also required to submit our bbq to the state and those that fail those two requirements must leave the state within 60 days. 😂

@DoubleWideCap @simplesamtx How long is all that good for?

@simplesamtx Don’t forget the Nilgai, venison, trout…

When everyone realizes how easy it is for $PLTR to take the Strait of Hormuz you won’t be seeing these comparisons anymore.

I’m not xenophobic. I have Asian friends. The Asian friends:

@RepThomasMassie You’re the nerd that didn’t get beat up enough aren’t you?

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

You guys want to hear a bullish fun fact on $ES_F $SPX? Basically guarantees that we rally next week because this has not failed in the past 30 years. I will share if this gets 500 likes or 50 repost.

And here come the stats for how bad things are. Just like 3 and 6 months ago all the bullish stats you could possibly hope for were flooding finX

Absolutely love to see this shit right after I sell all my short hedges and go 80% long across my accounts.

Miss him.

@SoundDobad @TimTheMM Just don’t blame the originator of it for its abuse

@TimTheMM It was funny in the beginning, but now it’s like if Trump takes a shit outside of his typical schedule, it’s now considered a taco

the term “taco” might be the most annoying term introduced to FinTwit in the past 5 years

UAE stands with the United States. Firm. Strong. (He won't but) If Trump calls for a ceasefire with Iran, it will be REJECTED. NOBODY ACCEPTS a CEASEFIRE with a TERRORIST REGIME. Not now. Not AGAIN. Take everyone with you. Finish the job. Speak PERSIAN for once, that’s what the regime understands. Make it a Holy Saturday. Make it a Hell Sunday. Destroy the terrorists. No negotiations. No compromises. Be like the UAE. Zero tolerance. Elimination only.

It's called a minivan and a sliding door. Invented in the 80s.

@pmarca Spoken like a true 4 year old. stfu already

Evidently introspection also causes communism.

The UAE stands as a strong partner of the United States. No ceasefire with the Islamic regime in Iran. Not now. You don’t negotiate with terror. You end it. The UAE stands firm. Zero space for terrorists. Germany, Britain, Spain's governments say they want a diplomatic solution with this terrorist regime. Fine. Let it be your neighbour. Take its leadership, as you did with the Muslim Brotherhood. Give them citizenship. They are all yours. If you want the rubbish, take it but don’t ask us to accept it or live with it. It stinks. You can have it. Live with it alone. This Saturday will not pass quietly. It will be marked. It will be remembered.

The Islamic regime has confirmed the death-sentence of 18 year old Melika Azizi was carried earlier today. Melika was arrested in January 2026 during nation-wide protests and charged with "moharebeh" (waging war against god for allegedly burning Islamic regime symbols. In court, Melika told the judge: "You let so many young people bleed. How can I remain silent? I don't care just kill me" She was a brave young lady!

That neighbors needs to be removed

@avidseries That started way before Trump

The malignant genius of Trump is that he cultivated and perfected a post-truth political culture in which even the most comical spin is not only accepted, but actually expected. So when the truth-shifting arrives there's a reduced level of outrage, indeed almost boredom.