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@NoContextHumans a ruptured spleen

What’s bro training for?😭

@SenatorDurbin MORE people die in hospital facilities than ICE facilities SO by your logic we should shutdown all hospitals so people don’t die in them

Someone is dying in ICE custody every week, if not more frequently. This is a crisis.

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@bryan_johnson ☠️🪦 DEATH 🪦☠️

Livestreaming 5-MeO-DMT this weekend… what should I expect?

@ClownWorld I bet that dolphin gets a lot of shit from dolphin bullies in dolphin school

Imagine seeing this in real life 🤯

@dogeofficialceo do you think any of those math & CompSci nerds that created transformers & GANs thought their work would end up making “Biggus Dickus” videos?

Biggus Dickus (Grok Imagine) 😂

@Mayoisspicyy @LucifersTweetz lol, cry some more libtard 🤣

Donald Trump and his entire cabinet need to be impeached and removed. America has never been in more danger.

@alexstubb FYI: Finland is also one of the top countries for antidepressant use 🤣

Finland is the Happiest country in the World for the 9th year running. We also climbed up the world brand index from 7th to 5th. I am often asked why we do well in these rankings. I do not think there is a magic potion, but it helps to have a society which strives towards freedom, equality and justice. The basis of it all is a welfare society, a robust education system, a sense of security and a close attachment to nature. There is no such thing as a perfectly happy society, but providing some building blocks that give us a chance to live a meaningful life, to help others, will nudge us in the right direction during the journey of life.

@svpino lol, you trying to dig at me bro?

@brainiac6996 So cool you are there!

Claude Cowork is mind-blowing. I still cannot believe you can do this on your phone and then come back to your computer to a complete report on the best plane tickets to buy. I wonder where we'll be by the end of the year.

@C_3C_3 @elonmusk this is why you stay strapped at all times

“I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago.” Democrats keep letting criminals out of jail to hunt white people. Remember the Media tried hiding… “I got that white girl, I got that white girl.” - Decarlos Brown after murdering Iryna Zarutska.

@DefiyantlyFree can’t wait to block all of central asia 🤣

@Osint613 “We are working towards a swift resolution” who is “we”? the UK isn’t doing anything 🤣

UK PM, Keir Starmer: I condemn in the strongest terms the overnight Iranian strike on a Qatari gas facility. We are working towards a swift resolution to the situation in the Middle East, in the best interests of the British people – because there is no question that ending the war is the quickest way to reduce the cost of living.

@alifarhat79 vibe coded over the weekend probably

AI Excel vs You doing Excel

@DrClownPhD I think “no need for deodorant” is more appropriate 😷

I'll start: Singh Bond - No time to shower

What would this James Bond movie be called? 😂

@IfindRetards newsom deserves at minimum retard of the month

Retard of the day 🥇

@Osint613 leave it closed… no help, no crude/LNG when fuel hits 5€/£ a liter in paris, berlin & london they’ll be sending ships

Karoline Leavitt: “Reopening Hormuz helps NATO countries more than the U.S.”

@scottnzee @Breaking911 @libsoftiktok @alx @elonmusk

@brainiac6996 @Breaking911 @libsoftiktok @alx @elonmusk Exactly why I change the o for a 0 to make it passw0rd. that makes it uncrackable

🚨 After a hacker took control of our account, we sincerely apologize to our loyal followers. Huge shoutout to @libsoftiktok for being the first to flag it. We nominate @ALX to be appointed by X as a dedicated rep for large accounts facing urgent issues. @elonmusk