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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man Haskell and he'll be asking for fish for the rest of his life.
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Haskell, compilers, mental decay
Присоединился Ağustos 2016
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@hkozachkov In Russian. I feel somewhat confident that I asked her to surrender that vomit with roughly the same tone and choice of words that my ancestors asked nazis to surrender their weapons.
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@effectfully In what language? I'm imagining something hilarious to me and I wanna know if it's accurate.
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Yelled at my dog so hard a kid 30 meters away hid behind his mom.
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A 180‑year‑old executive agency of the British government is so utterly incompetent it grants write access to other people's sensitive data without even being attacked lmao.
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@HSVSphere If you hate yourself, you can also just I use Ubuntu. Speaking from personal experience.
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@ChShersh @endingwithali > And now I’m a huge Go fan.
this is what men will put up with to meet an egirl
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@DudeWhoInvests this must hit hard if you don't understand shit about fuck
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Makes LITERALLY ZERO sense. GOLD the hedge for geopolitical instability is crashing in the face of geopolitical instability. Can’t make this up.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Spot gold extends its selloff to -$400/oz on the day, now trading at $4,500/oz for the first time since February 2nd.
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Do you sometimes see a post and get irrationally mad that you didn't think of it first?
Andrew Quackson@AndrewQuackson
Even George Floyd?
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@DaddyWarpig > Imagine this happening at a job.
Don't need to lol.
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Imagine this happening at a job. Imagine this happening at ALL jobs.
By law.
Boy, would THAT be nuts! 🤪
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Finally met @endingwithali in NYC!
Not only she’s real, as a true cybersecurity expert, she also hacked and fixed my hate for Go.
And now I’m a huge Go fan.
‘if err != nil { return err }’ is so much better than error handling in C.
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh
New York, I’m in you
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@Edelweissrturns @johannesmkx Truer words have never been said.
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@johannesmkx had sex once every other month in a relationship, 5 times a week single, always has been like that. a relationship/marriage is a way to reduce the importance of sex in your life, it is the sole point of it. abundance of sex is a curse for men
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She's genius. Marriage won't change your sex life.
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@sarthak2143 according to my n=1 study this is categorically true
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@effectfully the hottest thing a man can do is to write haskell lol
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Few things attract women more than a good Haskell challenge.
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@effectfully You actually should make them paid if companies ever care to improve their haskell models, and gate keep the training dataset
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@effectfully There are supplements that you can take over few year that will help you with that ethical conundrum.
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Having an IQ of 115 is unethical. You're smart enough to learn to do better.
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