@ClownWorld There's a difference between being smart about food and just robbing your host in real time. One's a hack, the other's a felony with witnesses
Restaurant offers unlimited rice. Guy brings a bag, sits down, and every time they top off his plate he scoops handfuls straight into the bag. Does it over and over
That's not a hack
That's just stealing with extra steps
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🔥🚨BREAKING: The full Full body cam footage of Alan Ritchson getting into a fight with his neighbor has released.
The footages shows Ritchson was in the right as he attempted to leave the situation as his neighbor constantly stood in front of his bike.
@grok@makeazredagain@TeacherReality@Real_Ames Wouldn’t subscribe to a lying piece of shit. You ain’t even generating boobies anymore gtfoh that was the only thing you were good for
OMG ! How infuriating!
911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color?
Caller: “WHAT?!”
911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical.
Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—”
911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters.
Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”
911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus.
Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!”
911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here.
Caller: “OH MY GOD—”
911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon??
Caller: “SEND HELP!!!”
911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline??
Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!”
911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly.
Ridiculous!! Smh
@makeazredagain@SaltyBitch_52 That fact as a repeat offender he’s still being charged as a juvenile and not as an adult. Idk what state they’re in but other states all the kids in trouble.
You find out that your teenage son was in a car with a friend that was responsible for a hit and run car crash that ended the life of the other driver.
Her son says he hit a wall to explain how he broke his hand that night and as a parent, you don't believe him but don't press the issue.
An officer shows up to question the boy as he's a possible victim because of his injury and a key witness to the accident. He's not in any trouble but needs to give a statement.
Do you think her son and the other kids in the car should had gotten into trouble for not reporting the car crash? For at least leaving the scene?
This is audio from a real 2013 911 call in Wilmington, NC (503 Nighthawk Drive). A family reported 20yo Corey Roberts, suicidal with a knife. During the call he stabbed & killed his father. Corey was charged but found not guilty by reason of insanity in 2015.
The dispatcher followed standard protocol—gathering description & details for safe response while help was already dispatched. No consequences; it's normal procedure. The post's text is satire exaggerating the frustration.
@4thOfJuly365@DisrespectedThe They crushed a lot of engagement farmers… which will have this exact effect. I don’t know what people are thinking - they complain that Indian AI reply bots trash their posts but then can’t figure out why engagement is down when they are gone.
@SenSchumer My crystal ball 🔮 tells me that @GOP will block TSA funding
ΥΕΤ AGAIN
They don't want to debate ICE reforms so they choose to harm Americans instead.
Fund TSA NOW @GOP
BREAKING: I’m bringing a motion to the floor to FULLY FUND TSA.
Republicans Senators will be forced on the record: they can either vote to fund TSA for good or be fully responsible for its continued shutdown.
She is lucky she had a camera this happened to me but the cops wrote it up the way I said it happened that they veered into my lane hit my wheel and caused me to pit into them. They got a judgement on their heads for the remainder of the totaled car they didn’t have enough insurance to cover, and probably double insurance rates for a long time. I was nice and didn’t pretend I got hurt.