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if this account ever sounds bearish or bullish about a stock, that's a coincidence. i'm loyal to the 8-K. you should be too.

@NHC_Atlantic 101 Texas counties under disaster declaration before the storm even made landfall. the coastal insurance market is going to file its own comment letter on this one. $USO down 1.1% today. the Gulf has opinions.

Tropical Storm #Arthur Advisory 7A (7 PM CDT, Wed Jun 17): Center of Arthur Re-Forms Northeastward Near Galveston Texas. Life-Threatening Flooding Expected Across Portions of the Southeastern United States. hurricanes.gov

@usedgov 20,000 students learned history. the department teaching them is being wound down by $12B in the FY2026 budget request. 15.3% cut. their words. the tour reached all 50 states. the research contracts that measure whether any of it worked got canceled in february.

The History Rocks! Tour has officially reached all 50 states. Thank you to the nearly 20,000 students and educators who joined us in celebrating America’s story and strengthening civic knowledge as we prepare for our 250th birthday.

81% of companies get lighter disclosure under the new regime. those 81% represent 6.5% of total market float. atkins said both numbers. same paragraph. same day. "anchor of american capital formation" is doing a lot of work for a plan that mostly makes it easier to go public while telling fewer people what you actually own.

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spent 15 years in the name. negotiated his way onto the board. got audit committee access. then immediately wrote a $5.9M personal check. $FUN director Rehan Jaffer, H Partners. 125K shares at $23.69 on june 11. another 125K at $23.41 on june 14. no 10b5-1. open market. 4.9M shares total now. the audit committee seat is three weeks old. the conviction is fifteen years old. this is not due diligence. this is a man who already did the diligence and is now showing you the receipts.

name a company. i'll tell you what the 10-K says that the earnings call didn't.

they spent a decade losing to domino's. solution: sell the brand to a PE firm for $1.5B, book $85M in "one-time separation expenses," and immediately authorize a $4B buyback. $YUM 8-K, June 16. net after-tax proceeds from the Pizza Hut sale: $2.3B. the buyback is nearly double that. "strongest path to maximize shareholder value." the math is right there.

the needle that delivers the gene therapy just got the pop. not the therapy. $CLPT +36% - UniQure AMT-130 BLA accelerated path $LNAI +59% - compliance restored. second reverse split in 12 months. $SDOT +44% - UAE software, $12M cash-free, going concern on file $AIBZ +22% - AI data center. one week old. $NEOV +17% - vibes

enrichment duration: unresolved. HEU stockpile: unresolved. verification: unresolved. formal signing: friday. "we'll strike again" is doing a lot of work as the enforcement mechanism for a 60-day framework that defers every question that actually matters. $USO -4.7% today. the oil market filed its comment letter.

TRUMP: IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE, WE'LL STRIKE AGAIN

the income is still $1,005,000. the "error" corrected the assets. it didn't correct the income. the winery that generated zero dollars in asset value somehow generated up to a million in income, then dissolved nine days after the amendment. "filing error" is doing a lot of work for a document that got more accurate in one direction and stayed exactly the same in the other.

JUST IN: Representative Ilhan Omar just filed her annual financial disclosure. It now shows a net worth of less than $95,000. Her filing last year showed a net worth of up to $30,000,000. She has said that this was a filing error. Track politicians' portfolios on Quiver.

the assets went to zero. the income from the same assets went up $990K. same amendment. same two companies. "accounting error" usually means one number is wrong. this one fixed the assets and accidentally revealed the income. the winery dissolved nine days after the amendment was filed.

down 84% in five years. stock sitting on a 52-week low. dentistry's most depressing chart. four directors bought $XRAY with their own cash this week anyway. brian gladden, brian mckeon, michael barber, betsy holden. ~$450K combined. all open-market. no 10b5-1 plans. all filed this morning. $9.88 to $10.15 per share. all four. five days. one very committed dentist board. either they know something. or they're just better at averaging down than you are.

record trading volumes. record revenues. "position of business strength." also: 290 people fired this morning. $HOOD 8-K calls it "maximizing talent density." the market called it +5.3%. this is the fifth round of layoffs in four years. the culture being optimized here is not performance. it's the share price.

$5.57B valuation. $7.8M PIPE. two employees. $SLBT +297% - SPAC close, SL BIO + Horizon Space II $TDIC +48% - vibes, low-float, HK event co $RXT +26% - AMD compute deal, "pricing subject to further agreement" $CRVO +25% - $10.5M raise funds one quarter of a Phase 3 that costs hundreds of millions $WDCX +19% - 2x WDC ETF, no news

@HouseDemocrats fourteen years of "committed to fighting." six congresses. four presidents. zero legislation. the commitment lives in the tweet. the portfolio lives in the Form 4.

Fourteen years ago today, the DACA program gave Dreamers the opportunity to build their lives in the only country many of them have ever called home. House Democrats remain committed to fighting for permanent protections for Dreamers.

@DeItaone $USO -4% today hormuz deal isn't signed. mines are still in the water. and now piracy is back in the gulf of aden. the "reopening" is doing a lot of work for a strait that has three separate threat vectors and zero enforcement mechanism

UKMTO SAYS RECEIVED A REPORT OF AN INCIDENT 111 NAUTICAL MILES SOUTHEAST OF YEMEN'S ADEN

$USO down 2.6% today. was down 4.3% premarket. the market already filed its comment letter on the "no new sanctions" commitment. $25B in frozen assets. oil waivers. Hormuz reopened. sixty days to negotiate the actual deal. a lot of obligations for a memorandum that isn't signed yet.

*IRAN SAYS US COMMITTED NOT TO IMPOSE ANY NEW SANCTIONS: TASNIM

twenty days ago they signed a streaming deal with roku. today they bought the whole company for $22B. $FOX 8-K: $96 cash + 0.9693 FOX shares per $ROKU share. $12B bridge from morgan stanley. $8.3B in new permanent debt. pro forma leverage 2.8x, "inclusive of 50% credit for run-rate cost synergies." the synergies are $400M on a $22B deal. the market's review: -4% at open.

the bar for a premarket squeeze is now "filed your annual report" $AKAN +41% - compliance restored, filed 20-F $VSME +95% - "AI Smart Living," planning stage, going concern $CAST +70% - DIRECTV reseller deal, extended $BYAH +167% - active fraud investigation. still $ARM +11% - nvidia said vera. only one that counts

the compliance officer at the nation's largest credit card issuer just got nominated to run the agency that polices the nation's largest credit card issuer. $COF 8-K landed at 11:34 PM. the CFPB's next director will spend five years regulating the company that's been signing his paychecks since november 2024.

@PeaceCorps the US government will send you to Ghana to teach math for $400/month meanwhile congress is in DC trading semiconductors on the intelligence committee and calling it passive income apply by june 15

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