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@amuse So don't do it. Fuck that bitch. What she gone do?

LAWFARE: A Biden judge just ordered the Trump administration to restore every DEI plaque it pulled from national parks, & gave the President 21 days to comply. One district judge is now deciding what America's parks put on the wall.

@ClownWorld I thought that nigga was known for advocating that niggas be less niggery?

Charleston White, who says he’s paying for Karmelo Anthony’s appeal lawyers, is now challenging Austin Metcalf’s father, Jeff Metcalf, to a boxing match

@hissgoescobra 1. Don't forgive me motherfucker. I don't give a fuck. 2. Who the fuck are you? 3. Cry harder bitch.

I I’ll never forgive people who voted for Trump. This is on them. The Lincoln Memorial is hallowed ground. Where our greatest president, who gave his life to end slavery, is commentated. Where the Gettysburg Address is written. We live as graffiti now.

@JaredB_BSBL It seems simple enough to have an adult to adult conversation with the coach that leaves him with the understanding that if he ever tells my son what he can and can't off the ballfield again, he'll need a trip to the e.r. to remove the baseball bat from his ass.

12U travel baseball. Team goes 0-2 Saturday in pool play. Upset about the results, the Head coach tells parents and players; “players aren’t allowed to swim at the hotel pool tonight.” Thoughts?

@CoryBooker Fuck off loser. This is the only thing you are good at or good for. Bitching like a little bitch would bitch.

This UFC spectacle at the White House, dripping with corporate sponsors and pay-to-play billions is crass corruption. While families struggle to afford groceries, rent, and healthcare, we’re watching Trump play Gatsby on the People’s lawn. This grift must end. We deserve better.

@nickroberts317 10 years and a trillion dollars later...the yellow line is almost finished from Chattanooga to Atlanta 😆 🤣 😂

Here is my proposal for a US High Speed Rail Network! A lot of research went into this map, and I tried to be as unbiased as possible. Thoughts?

@sportsrapport My ass produces better music after taco Tuesday than Bruce Springsteen. And Bob Seger is awesome.

My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take: Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen

@Rainmaker1973 Was that fried chicken? Shiiiit, I'll take that fried chicken all day!

Can you believe it? 1,500 calories can look completely different.

@NFL_DovKleiman Funny, the only name I didn't recognize was Ryan Clark.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ryan Clark says that Tom Brady, Drew Brees and Peyton Manning were NOT generational quarterbacks. “I don't think Tom Brady, I don't think Drew Brees, I don't think Peyton Manning are generational talents.” One of the WORST takes ever 🤦‍♂️

@LeadingReport Make crack cocaine and underage prostitution great again!

Hunter Biden defeats J.D. Vance in 2028 presidential election, per TPSI poll.

@RoKhanna Give the government a dollar. They'll lose 50 cents, waste 49 cents, and that leftover penny won't do shit. I'll take my chances with the private sector keeping that dollar. And you can once again go fuck yourself.

This the basic difference. Republicans believe that that if you let the wealthy spend capital it will make Americans prosperous. Democrats believe that the federal government investing in the healthcare & education of our people will make America prosperous & productive.

@JohannaNyman5 We spent 4 years with a president that didn't know who he was, where he was, and couldn't complete a sentence. Imma give JD a pass and also throw a fuck off your way.

It is frankly embarrassing that a sitting U.S. Vice President is unaware of one of the most elementary facts of World War II. Nazi Germany did not negotiate an end to World War II. The war in Europe ended with Germany’s unconditional surrender after total military defeat and the collapse of the regime in May 1945.

@JohnCornyn Then you should be fired for being part of the fucking problem.

Not gonna happen, and every one (except the naive or misinformed) knows it.

@EdMarkey I'll say it again. Go fuck yourself.

A 5% tax on Elon’s net worth would fund every community health center in America for the next 26 years. I’ll say it again. Tax the rich.

@neiltyson Fuck off attention whore.

If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.

@HelmerVA Tell me you're a faggot ass bitch without telling me you're a faggot ass bitch.

As a gun owner and Army veteran, I know military-style weapons don't belong in our communities. That's why I spent the last seven years fighting to pass Virginia's Assault Weapons Ban. This law will save lives and make our families and communities safer.

@NancyMace You could've tried Kamalala'n (fucking) your way to the top....

Clearly I aimed too high. The fast track to an endorsement these days is a Nazi tattoo, a habit of hitting women, or a staffer half your age. Rookie mistake.

@abertini1 They about to start carding bullshit injuries and faking fouls?!?!!?? Holy fuck, by the end of the game the only players left on the field will be the goalkeepers, if that 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂

La regla de la “Identidad equivocada” se aplicó por primera vez en la historia del fútbol. El VAR intervino para trasladar una tarjeta amarilla del defensor Ream de Estados Unidos al atacante Almirón de Paraguay, quien había simulado una falta. Opiniones?

@altcap @elonmusk @Tesla @SpaceX No. Ro-doh isn't.

You are smarter than this Ro. Imagine if Bernie had taxed @elonmusk 100% on his PayPal capital gains. We would have no @Tesla or @SpaceX - none of those jobs or GDP. Who do you think allocated the capital better for society? He will already pay $100 B + in taxes - more than any human ever. I hope he donates some to kids via @TrumpAccounts to make every kid a shareholder in 🇺🇸 & continues investing all his heart, soul & money for the benefit of America & all humanity! 🇺🇸🚀🤍

@DavidJHarrisJr Where have I heard this bullshit before? @KariLake

🚨BREAKING: Spencer Pratt just went nuclear after the Los Angeles mayoral election, claiming it was stolen from him and vowing to release bombshell recordings he was saving for the general election. Pratt posted: “We have some recordings of one of your insulting candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.” “I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice, and then you get to see it.” He added: “You think you can get rid of me that easily?” “I'm going to be lighting you up every single day... It's WAR. It's zero hour for Los Angeles!” Pratt specifically warned Karen Bass and Nithya Raman about potential recordings from their own employees. This race, which Nithya Raman won by a narrow margin amid widespread reports of rejected ballots and signature issues for Pratt voters, continues to fuel major controversy over election integrity in LA.