Teebay099

@Omojuwa I used to think I’m a good writer, thought I’d be a great one if I put in the effort but Omo when you write and I read sometimes it makes me realize there’s truly a huge gap between professionals and novice. It’s like a street baller watching Barca 2011 starting line up perform

You this odallerctual fraud. Kosofe man by bus arrival. Somolu by force by fire. You see Nigeria by the contours of blood. It’s why a man being asked to account for the contraction of his theories versus practice sounds like Schadenfreude to you.  This is your forte. You celebrate a pothole repaired or a Julius Berger sign in one state with the fervour of a man witnessing the construction of the Lagos rail network. The same you will look at a new airport terminal in Ogun, light rail lines in Lagos, a world class project in your ‘beloved’ Kosofe, an industrial cluster in Kaduna, or a measurable policy gain elsewhere in the country and find, with the discipline of the wilfully blind, nothing to say. Other times, you find something to say that is precisely calibrated to diminish. You’ve been found out, MuFu! Tau.  I don’t rate you. You are unrated. Not applicable. Na. N/A. I don’t even get your obsession with me. You aren’t worthy. I will acknowledge you only as much as this tweet and be done with you like a privileged livestock finally handed its destined end. Never loved!  You are a fake ass, a weakling, a pussy cat who advances hate against his country at every turn whilst finding balance in celebrating the undeniable. You are a disgusting fellow who must be ignored. In this tweet, I choose to treat you like a mosquito, batted away into its denouement so I can focus on the Amadi I at least can vouch for his sense of duty, amidst whatever other contradictions.  You speak in the language of accountability but deploy the vocabulary of unequal standards. Your standards are elastic, conveniently stretching or contracting depending on whose name sits above the achievement or where it is.  You better hold this note as my universal response to whatever you say today or do in the future. Frame it. After this, I will return to treating your existence like the nonevent it is.  You aren’t worth more than this, both in the content and the fact you don’t deserve another response. Sub-king of the Obidients, the quarter-eyed one amidst the visually impaired.  See this as my sole contribution to your Elon farming salary. Add it to the stipends Chife supports you with. On that note, you now are no longer real to me, you don’t exist, so poof, vamoose…

@Timipre18 @olamide_adee And why do you think he Kept putting the EBELE in capital later during campaign lol? Or do you want a list of all 5 state governors in the east that have been re-elected and served 8 years with woeful performance? How many are they dragging?

@teebay099 @olamide_adee She said Igbos no t the Ijaws. GEJ is Ijaw not Igbo, he's not "their own".

If obi becomes president in 2027 and he’s not performing I can beat my chest that the igbos will drag the living out of him ! I cannot say the same for the Yorubas as we can see .

@NurseLekan Cech faced the most dangerous Bayern side in their own stadium, against an attack that had Robben,muller,Gomez & Ribery for 120 minute, Saved a penalty in extra time, followed all five correctly in shoot out, saving two, Basically won us that Ucl, that was madness!

Peter Cech’s 2012 UCL final Performance against Bayern Munich or Thibaut Courtois’s 2022 UCL final Performance against Liverpool?

@FugaziReturn Bro what are you saying? Asake fans can’t get enough right now, why do you think all his old album are back on charts? The 5 songs no dey enough we need more!!

Asake has dropped 5 personal song this year and his fans are still asking for album We all know why😭😂…if those songs are doing well they won’t be rushing lmao Rema has dropped just 4 personal songs since July 2024😭

@t_sadiity And if he or she is drunk too? Who’s going to jail

Don’t try to fuck me drunk cause if i wake up & don’t remember you going to jail

@hamiltonawah lol this is very easy now? A close friend abroad, time difference and all 👀

Crazy story, something like this happened to me years back. The person I was dating called me by 1am and I was on another call. Now here’s the tricky part, I couldn’t tell her who it was cause she wouldn’t believe so I lied that it was my dad. Bottom line is the lie didn’t stick and it turned into an argument and then a fight before I finally told her who it was. How she for believe me say na Bobrisky I dey follow talk?

@Milesautoz @abazwhyllzz @Ayomide0078 @_Abdulakeem_ Werey so una go continue to dey drag am lmao, 🤣

@abazwhyllzz @Ayomide0078 @_Abdulakeem_ Deliver the fu**king Jersey not cash!! That's the instruction.. Stick to the business!!!

Sent and @Ayomide0078 has confirmed. I will send the details of the 10 winners given to me by @_Abdulakeem_ to your dm while he will send the remaining 5 winners he is yet to pick. Once again I’m sorry for everything that happened on my path I take full responsibility and accountability. Thank you and congratulations to all winners. Happy Easter

@tuxenthusiast @MHWIspread3HBG @alsoconnor @ArshiaMoh @NathanJRobinson Yeah and they are about to give you a little bit taste of your own medicine!

@teebay099 @MHWIspread3HBG @alsoconnor @ArshiaMoh @NathanJRobinson Yeah we’re actually pretty good at it have you heard?

Let's be clear at the outset: If Iran holds a US pilot, that person is a prisoner of war, not a "hostage." The terminology matters and we should insist that the media use the correct language for the situation.

@tuxenthusiast @MHWIspread3HBG @alsoconnor @ArshiaMoh @NathanJRobinson lol what more are you gonna do? Drop some more bombs? You’ve been doing that already? Kill some more people? Lool

@MHWIspread3HBG @alsoconnor @ArshiaMoh @NathanJRobinson Sure. Prisoners of war. Exact same point. Anything else?

@eze_peter_ @praisejohnn Wtf bruh Ewww, auraless, attention seeking..Man this should be -100 automatically !!

@praisejohnn I’m very fit than that nigga, but nobody is telling me hi. 💔🤦🏾‍♂️ x.com/eze_peter_/sta…

Hi? 🙊

@maxstephhh lol I felt the same when I heard Barca was chasing raphina at Leeds and look how that turn out? Both were Brazilian players so you never know, probably getting ballon d’ior shouts out if that deal had gone through

So who was more stupid? Barca or Everton?

@ZherkaOfficial And the only reason she’s not drifting is because she expects the first guy who is the most desirable male to drift to her first even though they are on the same level

Its so funny how men figured this out recently when I knew this at the age of 15 lmao

@miriano_sus This song should have never happened man! If you understand music business this was the Hand over! Asake took everything from this point. Fireboy should have placed this song as an album single, Asake would still have blown and the song might have carried the album

Bandana - Fireboy DML & Asake Till today a lot of people think Asake is the owner of this track because of the way he snatched it from Fireboy hand like it was nothing 😮‍💨

@UnshakableLeo @ifeanyispace @Ojtalents @Morris_Monye 😂😂🤣

@ifeanyispace @Ojtalents @Morris_Monye Is that not how you people boasted that let anything happen to Nnamdi Kanu first? The guy is cooling off in Sokoto prison and everyone of you is going about his daily business.

So he’s saying even if ADC defeats APC, the courts will disqualify ADC and they will declare APC the winner. You can’t tell me this man is not an APC card carrying member.

@Jayneanthoni @Miss_Oluremi Well he can still tell you to cook whenever he likes, so why not maintain the same energy when he comes visiting and if he gets mad give him aura for aura. Only then will this statement make sense

@teebay099 @Miss_Oluremi Lol a man of this level will have a constant chef dear.

Whenever I visited my ex, he would give me money to go get foodstuffs alone, I would cook, clean, and serve while he played game. And whenever I complain of him not assisting me, he would say he has played his part by providing money. The rest are my duties. So I waited till it was his time to visit me, I made sure there was no food at my house. Just water. He asked what I cooked, and I requested money so I could go get foodstuffs. He told me I was the host, and I ought to be the one to provide the food. Immediately, I opened my purse and gave him cash to go buy foodstuffs he would cook for us since that was how he treated me too. He was confused. He thought it was a joke. I stood my ground. That night, we both slept hungry. He went back the following day and never called me again, till date.

@LummyLawrence @Feyisparkles lol the man no sabi dance now. He talked about the whole movie industry as a whole not being really profitable. He’s someone that’s been behind the scenes (BTS) and knows most of the financial calculations better than we the fans could even know

@Feyisparkles @teebay099 But Kunle was not specifically talking about FA’s BTS movie na. 😂

So Funke takes 972 million naira home, that is crazy numbersss still

@Feyisparkles At the end of the days sponsors are not gonna cover your whole movie, incase you don’t know some of this movies actually cost over 700-800m to make. Even if you are able to get sponsors to drop 200-300m, you’d still have to cough up almost half a billion yourself

@teebay099 He is not right if he says 10 million take out, please don’t forget these movies get a lot of sponsors. If you watch BTS, you will see the stand out brands that help reduce the production cost in exchange for placement

@Mrberekete @Feyisparkles Yeah those are one of the way to compensate and make it profitable and they don’t buy, just lease for a certain period of time. The money won’t be that much since it’s already been released months ago and did cinemas run

@teebay099 @Feyisparkles Don't forget that Netflix still bought the movie after the Cinema show