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@everymovieplug Stargate universe

Name a cancelled tv show that deserves another season.

@NZXT I'll take the couch looks comfy.

Need to get rid of this stuff since we’re moving offices. Who wants what?

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@TB_SportsGuru I'm fine with it off the baseball card/memorabilia market cools off and I can get some bangers at a discount

I'm fine with no baseball in 2027 if it means we get a salary cap and floor.

@JSlaughterEsq Don't forget they also instantly knew the origins of the foreskin and the history and where it had been throughout the years... Just not sure what it was worth

I remember during the peak of the reality show craze, trying to convince Boomers that Pawn Stars was staged. They really believed that every day someone would walk into Gold and Sliver Pawn looking to sell President Truman’s foreskin, while the pawn broker had a foreskin guy on speed dial.

@DrunkRepub I pay to get it done because disposing of oil is a pita.

I get my oil changed at one of those Valvoline quick places and the dudes are all super cool but I can tell they don’t respect me because I don’t change my own oil. And I get it.

@HumanosRaw Who is going to water it to get it to germinate?

Una persona que saltó en paracaídas sobre el desierto en el estado de Colorado de EE. UU. esparció 248 mil semillas desde el aire con el propósito de apoyar la biodiversidad.

@EnterHacker @ThatJunkman It's not even this first Supergirl movie. 1984 would like a word.

@ThatJunkman wtf They’ve been making female hero movies for the last TWENTY years ! Seriously, wtf …. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Took my 3 year old niece to see Supergirl. Half way in she cried and told her friend “I can’t believe they finally made a super hero movie with a girl, finally I see myself on the screen. I want to be just like her”. I was unable to hold back my tears.

@BBGreatMoments Pudge

Who’s the first player you think of when you see this Marlins logo?

@mclellanddl @joeroganhq The $4000 was for charity.

@joeroganhq Could have donated the $4000 to charity or to help feed those in need. What a prick.

Never forget that this dude bought a $4,000 Taylor Swift guitar, just to destroy it immediately after.

@joeroganhq Reminder it was a $100-200 guitar and the auction was 100% for charity. The guitar was meaningless the donation of 4000 was not.

@MikeDro_ Let me know what the regular lower paid players in the league think. I dont the the mlbpa truly speaks for all players.

The MLB proposal to the MLBPA is atrocious You could be a millionaire but you’d still be more likely to become homeless than become a billionaire like these owners, but MLB has done a great job convincing you that players are the problem Nobody wants to go see owners in the suite. We want to see players. Now pay them

@onlyone2021 @TCinDALLAS It doesnt help I only hear him in the postseason then. I dont think I have ever heard him during the regular season

@toofncool @TCinDALLAS Smoltz is a good commentator in the regular season, he isn't in the playoffs. He has a clear rooting favorite and it's bad

Langford bomb! And probably the worst hr call of all time by Dave Raymond but all good

@nut_history What was his bat speed.. the stats we missed out on in baseball.

Nobody whiffed on a ball like Jose Canseco did: Imagine if he made contact

@dylanohernandez Shohei seems like an easy going guy... Dalton does not.

Dalton Rushing sent Shohei Ohtani into a rage yesterday, and his career is suddenly at a crossroads. If Rushing can’t figure out how to work Ohtani, the Dodgers will find another catcher who will. nypost.com/2026/06/25/spo…

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@BurchetteMason Government won't allow it

Someone build a USA made truck with a gas engine. No electronics, no sensors, no cruise control. Just a truck.