Spence 12Medbe

President Fake Shemp 2026

@DidDTrumpDie I'm taking my 47 out and aiming for 47 then

Donald Trump did not die today, reports of him being hospitalized is false.

@Splat_Chat Hm where's Boris

Happy #Passover! This #Rugrats Classic certainly wasn’t…flat! 🤭 #Nickelodeon

@qjotx @letnewyorkshake I orally celebrate

Happy Foreskin Day to all who celebrate

@adammocklerr Shut up Mockler

The White House felt uniquely quiet today

@thedaywar90 Stay pressed

Democrat Mikie Sherrill just REFUSED to swear in as New Jersey Governor on the Bible… Instead, she chose a copy of the state constitution. Unreal.

@nicksortor Good. Make Air Force One next.

🚨 BREAKING: A SECOND US Air Force combat plane, an A-10 Warthog, has GONE DOWN in the Persian Gulf region today Luckily, the pilot is SAFE after being rescued This happened around the same time an F-15 went down over Iran, per NYT Details are very scant.

@disclosetv Good, make it Air Force One next time. We'll pay you too.

JUST IN - A second U.S. plane, an A-10 Warthog, was downed by Iran today near the Strait of Hormuz — NYT

@andrehepkins This was West Hartford on 9/12/2001

@12Medbe WOW. You got me. I have NO idea 🤔

@andrehepkins Recent tape find! Bonus points if you know where you were reporting and when this was!

@GovPressOffice Good, hope he goes

BAD, AND VERY BORING SINGER, KID ROCK, WHO LOOKS LIKE A DRIED UP PRUNE WHO HAS SUFFERED GREATLY FROM THE WORK OF A REALLY BAD PLASTIC SURGEON, HAS LONG HAD A HORRIBLE AND INCURABLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS NDS. THE GUY IS A TOTAL LOSER WHO SPEWS HATE AGAINST A GOVERNOR WHO WON THREE LANDSLIDE ELECTIONS, INCLUDING THE POPULAR VOTE, FLIPPED RED TO BLUE, AND 80% OF THE COUNTIES ACROSS CALIFORNIA DURING THE CRAZY MAGA "RECALL" AGAINST ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. UNDER TRUMP, OUR COUNTRY IS DEAD, AND SOON WE WILL HAVE THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY, BY FAR, ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. DEMS SHOULD BOYCOTT HIS OVERPRICED CONCERTS, WHICH SUCK. SAVE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY. CALIFORNIA IS BACK!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

@HoopsVGM @RGreywind OMG it's BABY!

Another Pokemon that can evolve like Eevee except its a dragon egg that evolves into dragons of every type 🐲 Artwork by @RGreywind !

@Kurt_A_Eff @weatherchannel Tell me they have the beeps for the Weather Alerts!

Just now finding out about @weatherchannel’s retro option, music and everything, and I am weeping openly. Feels so good to be back baby weather.com/retro/

@weatherchannel Best Idea since Storm Stories!

No this is not a joke…Retro Weather Channel is officially back! 🎶 Head to weather.com/retro enjoy RetroCast Now for your forecasts in the way you know and love. 💙🎷☀️

@Away36912 I'll absolutely claim this, I want nothing more than that. The more that go, the fucking BETTER

@Julio_Econ @bstokley14 Progressives love enabling drug addicts to die. They call this "compassion" and "until they're ready." Progressive leftists are America's destroyers.

My point is Downtown Denver has progressively gotten worse over the years not better. I used to love going downtown. How many businesses have closed downtown recently? Why? What about all the homeless and druggies that are everywhere? I don’t like bringing my kids downtown to see people shooting up drugs and going to the bathroom out in the public. That shouldn’t be acceptable. I’m sorry if you’re okay with that but I’m not

@Giantdaz72 @Patrick88181844 @kelvmackenzie Yeah, Not enough tho.

@Patrick88181844 @kelvmackenzie Drug addicts die from ODs every day

Everybody was quick enough to take the knee so I find it sickening there hasn’t been a word from football’s good and the great ( you’re quiet Ian Wright) over the plight of Iran’s women’s football team who are being forced to take a flight home from Australia and face a perilous future for simply failing to sing their national anthem. Those poor women will be dealt with by a leadership that thinks nothing of killing between 6,000 and 30,000 young people in a matter of days. Where’s the public show of support from the Lionesses, or any of the MoTD gobshites, especially the women pundits or presenters. The silence is deafening. And shocking.

@adammocklerr and tuning out the news.

It’s kinda wild how much working out daily improves your overall quality of life

@weatherchannel Please make that change

I think my app just time traveled back to the 90’s…are you seeing this?!

@JayJurden I mean it won't work with Wayne, he's too busy with Cuck or No Cuck

“Whose Pussy Is It Anyway?” with Ryan Stiles, Aisha Tyler, Colin Mochrie, and Wanye Brady

@HoopsVGM @RGreywind Dude that's an Arbok and Noivern fusion

We definitely need an Arbok evolution/new form in Winds and Waves 🐍 Artwork by @RGreywind !